who hates going to the movies? - Page 3

automatic bzooty · 04.12.2009, 10:38 AM

I don't mind going to the cinema... but I fuckin' hate how expensive it is!

Also, my friends and I are those douchebags who talk through 75% of the movie (sorry) ... so it's better if we just get together 'n' rent. We grab some cheap Chinese takeout, yell at the TV, giggle to our obnoxious teenage girl's heart's content, and shut it off if it sucks.

The last movie I saw in a theater was The Dark Knight. I go to the cinema once or twice in the summer, and that's usually it for the entire year. :|

Lamont Cranston · 04.12.2009, 11:36 AM

but nobody can resist the power giggling teenage girls.

automatic bzooty · 04.12.2009, 12:19 PM

truth.

Danny Himself · 04.12.2009, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston

but nobody can resist the power giggling teenage girls.

I bet Ice Cube can. Look at this muthafucka!

Derek · 04.12.2009, 12:46 PM

amerikkka's most wanted

automatic bzooty · 04.12.2009, 12:49 PM

yeah, i dunno. i heard suge knight is scared shitless by giggling, teenage or otherwise. if he hears one motherfucking giggle, he runs away screaming.

Danny Himself · 04.12.2009, 12:52 PM

Ice Cube is the maddest, hardest muhfukka on this black planet though. Haven't you seen Are We There Yet?

automatic bzooty · 04.12.2009, 12:58 PM

oh yeah. are we there yet?: a masterpiece of gritty american cinema.

i see why he could resist giggling after making a film like that. powerful shit. i didn't giggle at that, or it's equally moving sequel, are we done yet?

Danny Himself · 04.12.2009, 01:02 PM

I can't wait for the trilogy's final installment, Are You Dead Yet?

automatic bzooty · 04.12.2009, 01:47 PM

I'm moderately excited for the controversial direct to DVD sequel, Are You Resurrected Yet?

Rob Instigator · 04.13.2009, 11:50 AM

fuck all you talking-through-movies motherfuckers.

list of ACTUAL things I have loudly exclaimed to talking-through-movies-motherfuckers at the cinema

"NOBODY PAID TO HEAR YOU TALK, FUCKFACE."

"LADY, YOU BETTER SHUT THAT STUPID KID UP NOW."

"YOU ARE NOT AT HOME YOU KNOW."

"NO ONE CARES."

"HEY, DIPSHIT, WE CAN HEAR YOU."

"YOU'VE BEEN TALKING NON-STOP FOR THE PAST 30 MINUTES."

"CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL THE MOVIE IS OVER?"

that last one nearly caused a fight until the two teenage guys I was talking to saw me stand up. They shut the fuck up REAL fast.

noisereductions · 04.13.2009, 12:06 PM

Rob, that could be a McSweeney's list.

04.12.2009, 10:38 AM	#41
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	I don't mind going to the cinema... but I fuckin' hate how expensive it is! Also, my friends and I are those douchebags who talk through 75% of the movie (sorry) ... so it's better if we just get together 'n' rent. We grab some cheap Chinese takeout, yell at the TV, giggle to our obnoxious teenage girl's heart's content, and shut it off if it sucks. The last movie I saw in a theater was The Dark Knight. I go to the cinema once or twice in the summer, and that's usually it for the entire year. :\|
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Lamont Cranston 100% Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 725	but nobody can resist the power giggling teenage girls. __________________ This is how it will all end: not with floods, earthquakes, falling comets or gigantic crabs roaming the Earth. No, doomsday will start simply out of indifference.
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automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	yeah, i dunno. i heard suge knight is scared shitless by giggling, teenage or otherwise. if he hears one motherfucking giggle, he runs away screaming.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Ice Cube is the maddest, hardest muhfukka on this black planet though. Haven't you seen Are We There Yet?
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04.12.2009, 12:58 PM	#48
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	oh yeah. are we there yet?: a masterpiece of gritty american cinema. i see why he could resist giggling after making a film like that. powerful shit. i didn't giggle at that, or it's equally moving sequel, are we done yet?
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04.12.2009, 01:02 PM	#49
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	I can't wait for the trilogy's final installment, Are You Dead Yet?
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04.12.2009, 01:47 PM	#50
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	I'm moderately excited for the controversial direct to DVD sequel, Are You Resurrected Yet?
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04.13.2009, 11:50 AM	#51
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	fuck all you talking-through-movies motherfuckers. list of ACTUAL things I have loudly exclaimed to talking-through-movies-motherfuckers at the cinema "NOBODY PAID TO HEAR YOU TALK, FUCKFACE." "LADY, YOU BETTER SHUT THAT STUPID KID UP NOW." "YOU ARE NOT AT HOME YOU KNOW." "NO ONE CARES." "HEY, DIPSHIT, WE CAN HEAR YOU." "YOU'VE BEEN TALKING NON-STOP FOR THE PAST 30 MINUTES." "CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL THE MOVIE IS OVER?" that last one nearly caused a fight until the two teenage guys I was talking to saw me stand up. They shut the fuck up REAL fast. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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noisereductions invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England, USA Posts: 16,210	Rob, that could be a McSweeney's list. __________________ noisereduxinstalled.weebly.com
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