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alteredcourse · 05.01.2011, 09:54 PM

I had a lesbian dream last night. Im only bothering to say it because it was beyond just a fun frolic of feeling, but it was uh..... technical ?

Wow!! This beer is amazing and gingery. He who controls the spice controls the universe !

knox · 05.01.2011, 09:58 PM

jealous of your ginger beer, jealous of your lesbian dream.

knox · 05.01.2011, 10:09 PM

you too alteredcourse, no more space.

floatingslowly · 05.01.2011, 10:10 PM

is ginger beer really beer? here, it's non-alcoholic.

.....it might not be a lesbian dream, but my box is clean, and ready to receive.

alteredcourse · 05.01.2011, 10:13 PM

Haha, and I am conveniently slipping away to enjoy a cigar. Little sanguine petals are forming on this wide reaching tree in front of my balcony, and to see them grow is like watching fireworks in slow motion.

OH OH

No flowlysloating, this particular beer was brewed with ginger. It's nice !
Ginger beer is apparently sarsparilla....if you actually have that around, I would offer some compensation to ship it. I know this sick guy that would just die (ho ho ) to have some.

knox · 05.01.2011, 10:18 PM

alteredcourse,

my reply to your pm was so good but my computer went funny and then lost it. please forgive me.

alteredcourse · 05.01.2011, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox

alteredcourse,

my reply to your pm was so good but my computer went funny and then lost it. please forgive me.

TRY HARDER.
Reproduce brain treads.

wroorrrwroorrrwrrorr (that is the sound of thinking)
wrrrrrrrrbbbbbbt !
RDY.
LOAD APPLICATION.

I'm rdy. I am funnier than your computer. I challenge it to a duel for your hand.

edit: smoke NOW

knox · 05.01.2011, 10:24 PM

I am. I am doing it.

EVOLghost · 05.01.2011, 10:31 PM

bunny ass.
oragne juise
strawberry quick
and vodka

ink. · 05.02.2011, 12:16 PM

sarsparilla is sarsparilla, not ginger beer. I love some sarsparilla. mm.

evol whut? ew. really? Is it interesting?

EVOLghost · 05.02.2011, 12:40 PM

Very.

SONIC GAIL · 05.03.2011, 11:35 AM

Beach Bum Tea

EVOLghost · 05.03.2011, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ink.

evol whut? ew. really? Is it interesting?

let me know when bunny ass becomes the hot new drink.

knox · 05.04.2011, 06:27 AM

But I already taught him the real caipirinha (with cachaça rather than vodka, and ice cubes rather than crushed ice) and he said it didn't work.

that recipe sounds funny, since there's not enough fruit, more like vodka and lime?

I don't think you can skip the sugar otherwise it'd taste vile.
peach? i'm not sure about peach the taste doesn't seem strong enough to cover up the taste of alcohol but it works with most berries, kiwi and passion fruit.

do not try pineapple.

i'm really good at caipirinhas actually maybe it's a skill i can sell.

Glice · 05.04.2011, 07:05 AM

Strawberry Frulli is ok. There's a bar near me keeps an ok one. But like most novelty beers, it's a novelty beer.

I have nothing to offer on the subject of cocktails, except to say that paying out of your arse for something that's essentially a decorated alcoholic mcdonalds toy doesn't interest me, and I don't trust any men who drink them. Also, I struggle to trust men who drink lager, but I reluctantly make exceptions for some European lagers, ie, the good ones.

floatingslowly · 05.04.2011, 07:44 AM

knoxy, I wouldn't say they didn't work so much as didn't get me blind drunk.

I had three vanilla porters last night (the official best and only beer on earth) and I actually got tipsy. problem is, that much beer makes me fear for my girlish figure and I would have never drank that much of it if I hadnt spent 45 minutes on the treadmill....

Glice · 05.04.2011, 08:37 AM

Fucking hell. You're the least Yorkshireman ever. 3 isn't 'that much' - 3 is a Thursday lunchtime warm-up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

floatingslowly · 05.04.2011, 09:03 AM

I didn't say it was "that much" because it was getting me drunk, it's because each one of those porters is like drinking an entire loaf of bread.

how many loaves of bread do they have for lunch in Yorkshire, boombalada?

ps: I love Chopper and have offered said advice to Lament Cronston numerous times here.

Glice · 05.04.2011, 09:24 AM

Well, your other option is to drink slimline gin and tonics. Which is to say, man up and learn to drink or be forever condemned to a life of being jealous of handbags. Your choice.

knox · 05.04.2011, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli

im unable to follow you right now..

caipirinha is diffrent from caipiroska.
i checked few recipies on line and they all were about the same as the one i posted. but i did feel the same when i read it. too plain.
skippng white sugar was sort of bleh connection joke (see cancer).
i meant one could use only brown sugar instead.
peach recipe was also online..

(i have no idea if its this coffee im having today..but i have strong need for a smoke; usually i handle alright while i am at work).

A caipiroska is a caipirinha made with vodka rather than cachaça, that's all.
Or at least that's what's originally supposed to mean.
Some people can't handle the taste of cachaça, but vodka is way more evil.
For some odd reason people don't seem to follow the original recipe anywhere but here, so I never order that drink abroad. Well, not anymore.

05.01.2011, 09:54 PM	#41
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	I had a lesbian dream last night. Im only bothering to say it because it was beyond just a fun frolic of feeling, but it was uh..... technical ? Wow!! This beer is amazing and gingery. He who controls the spice controls the universe !
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05.01.2011, 09:58 PM	#42
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	jealous of your ginger beer, jealous of your lesbian dream. __________________
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05.01.2011, 10:09 PM	#43
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	you too alteredcourse, no more space. __________________
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05.01.2011, 10:10 PM	#44
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	is ginger beer really beer? here, it's non-alcoholic. .....it might not be a lesbian dream, but my box is clean, and ready to receive.
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05.01.2011, 10:13 PM	#45
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	Haha, and I am conveniently slipping away to enjoy a cigar. Little sanguine petals are forming on this wide reaching tree in front of my balcony, and to see them grow is like watching fireworks in slow motion. OH OH No flowlysloating, this particular beer was brewed with ginger. It's nice ! Ginger beer is apparently sarsparilla....if you actually have that around, I would offer some compensation to ship it. I know this sick guy that would just die (ho ho ) to have some.
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05.01.2011, 10:18 PM	#46
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	alteredcourse, my reply to your pm was so good but my computer went funny and then lost it. please forgive me. __________________
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05.01.2011, 10:24 PM	#48
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	I am. I am doing it. __________________
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05.01.2011, 10:31 PM	#49
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	bunny ass. oragne juise strawberry quick and vodka
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05.02.2011, 12:16 PM	#50
ink. the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 862	sarsparilla is sarsparilla, not ginger beer. I love some sarsparilla. mm. evol whut? ew. really? Is it interesting?
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05.02.2011, 12:40 PM	#51
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Very.
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SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	Beach Bum Tea __________________
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05.04.2011, 06:27 AM	#54
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	But I already taught him the real caipirinha (with cachaça rather than vodka, and ice cubes rather than crushed ice) and he said it didn't work. that recipe sounds funny, since there's not enough fruit, more like vodka and lime? I don't think you can skip the sugar otherwise it'd taste vile. peach? i'm not sure about peach the taste doesn't seem strong enough to cover up the taste of alcohol but it works with most berries, kiwi and passion fruit. do not try pineapple. i'm really good at caipirinhas actually maybe it's a skill i can sell. __________________
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05.04.2011, 07:44 AM	#56
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	knoxy, I wouldn't say they didn't work so much as didn't get me blind drunk. I had three vanilla porters last night (the official best and only beer on earth) and I actually got tipsy. problem is, that much beer makes me fear for my girlish figure and I would have never drank that much of it if I hadnt spent 45 minutes on the treadmill....
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05.04.2011, 09:03 AM	#58
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I didn't say it was "that much" because it was getting me drunk, it's because each one of those porters is like drinking an entire loaf of bread. how many loaves of bread do they have for lunch in Yorkshire, boombalada? ps: I love Chopper and have offered said advice to Lament Cronston numerous times here.
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