[Phlegmscope]

1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have?
Enough, so it looks great in the shelf.

2. What's you favourite colour on the following:
Most of my clothes are of these colours.
- Socks -black (or very dark blue/grey, no other colours tolerated!)
- Shirts -gray, black, khaki, brown, orange, yellow, dark red
- Trousers -grey, black, dark blue
- Shoes -black, or some other darker colour.

what's more impotant is that they're made of cotton (or leather) and can be all washed in 40 - 60 C temp. No white clothes!

3. What is you favourite bell sound?
sort of a gong -like. vibrating with sustain.

4. Do you like frogs?
yes.

5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words?
Probably not. explaining complex things often requires going into details.

6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day?
Not really often anymore. I have too much to do, and I seem fail at doing it.

7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort).
I've already told about my nonexistent sex life.

6. Do you recycle?
to some extent.

7. How many hours do you sleep at night?
4 - 6 hours. during weekends up to 12.

8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd?
Not really. Although I'd probably suck at writing a good speech. I've only given presentations.

9. What's your favourite geometrical shape?
I don't have any preferences, aesthetically or mathemathically.

10. Do you talk a lot in public?
Deepends on the company I'm with.

11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person?
no.

12. Do you have air conditioning in the house?
no. as in separate huge device. there's obviously ventilation and heating system.

13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general?
not really, except for insects.

14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches?
no. I don't even remember the last time I took painkillers. (the dentist appointment doesn't count)

15. How much water do you drink on average per day?
hopefully enough.

16. What's your views on piercing?
Not too in that stuff, but it can be a attractive detail in some cases.

17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being?
hopefully not.

18. How many days or hours can you go without food?
never tried to go without food.

19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything?
no. (internet doesn't count because it's a necessity)

20. What are your plans for this world?
plans tend to fail, no plans.

[Rob Instigator]

1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have? at least 250 pages, although I prefer non-fiction books of over 1000 pages.

2. What's you favourite colour on the following:

- Socks - white
- Shirts - red
- Trousers - khaki
- Shoes - red

3. What is you favourite bell sound? - church bells ringing the hours.

4. Do you like frogs? - I do like frogs. I do not pick them up but I like loooking at them. some are very colorful

5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words? sure. I have a gift for it. ask me any time.
anthropomorphism - giving non-living items uniquely human personality traits

6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day? - very few. There is always something to interest me, even if it is a line of ants on the sidewalk or a cool shaped-stain on a pirce of fabric, or broken glass on a street.

7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort). - nope! lucky me!

6. Do you recycle? - no

7. How many hours do you sleep at night? - 6-7

8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd? - a little but not too much. I like talking

9. What's your favourite geometrical shape? - pentagon

10. Do you talk a lot in public? hell yeah. i could give a flying fuck what people think

11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person? - very

12. Do you have air conditioning in the house? - hell fuck yeah./ I live in Houston TX home of the air conditioning

13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general? - i can take or leave dogs. i like kitty kats

14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches? - no.

15. How much water do you drink on average per day? - 6-8 glasses

16. What's your views on piercing? - i am all for it. I like distinctive jewelry. I like the ritualistic aspect of piercing onesself, or havinga friend do it, rather than going to the mall or a piercing salon to get it done "professionaly". that takes all the dramaa nd fun out of it.

17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being? - I am not violent but I am aggressove. Mostly that means aggressive of the mind and of the words, not of the body.

18. How many days or hours can you go without food? - I can go for hours, but when I get hungry I get ANGRY

19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything? - nothing detrimental. I am addicted to cracking wise, or being a smart ass, but I can deal with it.

20. What are your plans for this world? - to make it understand that I am the creator

[pbradley]

Dr Kegmama will sort you out.

1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have? Roughly 500 pages though I've read great books that have been far less.

2. What's you favourite colour on the following:

- Socks white
- Shirts white, black, dark green, I don't know
- Trousers blue bcause they are jeans
- Shoes brown

3. What is you favourite bell sound? Sonic Youth's third bridge guitar ringing.

4. Do you like frogs? Sure.

5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words? I've been told that I can though I suppose this depends on who is listening.

6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day?
Often.

7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort).
No, not really.

6. Do you recycle?
I believe it is law here so yes.

7. How many hours do you sleep at night?
Depends. Sometimes ten hours, sometimes three hous like last night.

8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd?
Yes.

9. What's your favourite geometrical shape?
I have no preference.

10. Do you talk a lot in public?
I have no preference

11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. I go through spells.

12. Do you have air conditioning in the house?
No.

13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general?
No.

14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches?
My mildest headaches often become unbearable so I try to catch them early if I can.

15. How much water do you drink on average per day?
Two or three glasses, perhaps.

16. What's your views on piercing?
Kind of like my opinion on tattoos, if you want one then get one. But I don't want any.

17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being?
Not particularly.

18. How many days or hours can you go without food?
Probably two or three.

19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything?
No.

20. What are your plans for this world?
I have no plans but to support myself.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by pbradley

3. What is you favourite bell sound? Sonic Youth's third bridge guitar ringing.

Does anyone else think third bridge is a bit reminiscent of 'third eye' or 'third way', that is, hideous and a bit stinky-hippy like?

[pbradley]

Quite the opposite, SY's thrid bridge sounds terribly lucid like a more metallic sounding harp. If that makes sense.

[uhler]

1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have?
anywhere from 1 -2000 is fine

2. What's you favourite colour on the following:
Most of my clothes are of these colours.
- Socks -black and white
- Shirts -black, white, i like the blue color of my black flag my war shirt
- Trousers -blue jeans
- Shoes -doesn't matter unless they make the shoe look stupid

3. What is you favourite bell sound?
the sound thurston moore makes on the burning spear

4. Do you like frogs?
yes

5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words?
penis in vagina makes babies

6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day?
a lot

7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort).
not really

6. Do you recycle?
i want to start. i feel bad when i listen to crass and i don't recycle

7. How many hours do you sleep at night?
5-10

8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd?
yes. i'll have a panic attack

9. What's your favourite geometrical shape?
triangle

10. Do you talk a lot in public?
when i get drunk i do, or if friends are around

11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person?
no

12. Do you have air conditioning in the house?
it's broke so instead of getting it fixed, my family bought a unit for each room.

13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general?
no

14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches?
yes, but that's it

15. How much water do you drink on average per day?
2-10 cups

16. What's your views on piercing?
not my thing

17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being?
no

18. How many days or hours can you go without food?
i can go awhile, but i try to eat

19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything?
not really

20. What are your plans for this world?
to blow it up!

[Cantankerous]

i'm sorry but i just have to ask
how in the fucking hell to so many of you NOT have air conditioning? my apt. had no air and i live in a 4th floor walk up and i carried a huge window air conditioner down the street and up four flights of stairs because i simply cannot handle living in an environment where the temperature is 90+ degrees inside. it is oppressive and the humidity is bad for my piano and guitars.

[demonrail666]

1. How many pages do you think a decent book should ideally have?
Between 200-300

2. What's you favourite colour on the following:

- Socks
Black

- Shirts
White

- Trousers
Black

- Shoes
Black

3. What is you favourite bell sound?
doing

4. Do you like frogs?
If they're bright green, yes. Otherwise no.

5. Can you explain a complex concept using the minimum amount of words?
God is dead, but only if you believe in him.

6. How many times do you find yourself bored on average per day?
three and a half times.

7. Have you ever had a disatrous sexual experience (keep the details to a minimum, if you must give an account of some sort).
Yes, but no details.

6. Do you recycle?
No

7. How many hours do you sleep at night?
Between 5-8, depending on if I'm working the next day.

8. Would you be intimidated by giving a speech in front of a numerous crowd?
Yes, but I'm a lecturer so I have to deal with it.

9. What's your favourite geometrical shape?
Triangles

10. Do you talk a lot in public?
See question 8

11. Would you consider yourself to be a confident person?
No

12. Do you have air conditioning in the house?
No

13. Do you have an ambivalent relationship with pets or animals in general?
Yes

14. Are you the sort of person who takes medication for the mildest of headaches?
No

15. How much water do you drink on average per day?
Loads, but usually in soft-drink, tea, coffee or alcoholic forms

16. What's your views on piercing?
I don't like them

17. Are you a violent or aggressive human being?
Not in the least

18. How many days or hours can you go without food?
Probably about five or six

19. Have you got a major and detrimental addiction to anything?
Cigarettes

20. What are your plans for this world?
erm, save the whales, icebergs and Whitney Houston from eventual extinction.

[choc e-Claire]

This one seems like fun.
1. I like short books that make me think, so low 200s?
2a. White
2b. Grey/black, something with stripes.
2c. Are we just talking trousers, or jeans? In the former case brown, in the latter blue.
2d. Blue.
3. A high pitched ding.
4. I am ambivalent towards them - I'd be sad if they died, but I don't want to really touch one.
5. No.
6. Way, way too much, hence why I'm replying to a decade-old thread.
7. If wanking counts, the time my little brother nearly caught me.
6, again. Yes.
7, again. Eight.
8. Initially, yeah, but as soon as I'm actually into giving the speech I'd be alright.
9. Hexagons.
10. If I'm around friends, yes. Otherwise, no.
11. No.
12. Yes.
13. Yes.
14. No.
15. Probably about four glasses, but I'll go for hours without drinking followed by three in fifteen minutes.
16. I don't want to do it, and I feel like you should keep it to a minimum.
17. No - I get mad, but I always feel bad after it.
18. Probably at most twelve hours.
19. Twitter.
20. Leave it a better place than I arrived in.