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1. Pull people's chairs from under them as they are beginning to sit down
2. Trip people 3. Park my car on the side of the road to make like it was abandoned and as someone came up to look, speed away. 4. Play yo-yo/bounce a ball 5. Tie people/things to other people/things 6. Hop a free plane to Paris
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i can't believe that hayden, melly, demonrail and i are the only ones with sex in our minds, you bunch of frikkin robots.
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Ahem! I was talking about feeling up girls and watching them undress...
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I would go back to get my cellphone, that I lost in Six Flags on a ride.
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I suppose you could have sex with girls but even though you were invisible i'm sure they would notice....I suppose some girls might have a thing for invisible guys.
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absolute filth. this reminds me of an episode of buffy the vampire slayer when she was invisible and had sex with someone. it was kinda hot and got me interested in the show after that.
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you could just have a really good bat then
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i'd walk around naked and bounce me mickey off peoples foreheads.
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I'd go to a Manchester United match and constantly trip their players over when they have the ball and are nowhere near any of the opposing team's players. Oh, and I'd kick Christiano Ronaldo and Alex Ferguson up the bum every couple of minutes.
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i'd go to a Manchester United match and beat the heads off the rival fans outside the grounds.
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"Xander runs to Spike's crypt in search of Buffy, where he finds Spike in bed, naked and apparently alone, "doing push-ups". Xander has a chat with Spike, wanting to know where Buffy is, and Spike honestly says that he hasn't "seen" her. Throughout the conversation, invisible Buffy gropes and physically teases Spike, causing him to feel pleasure in Xander's presence. Spike tries to act normal, somewhat unsuccessfully. Xander finally leaves, disgusted by Spike's odd behavior, telling Spike that he really needs to get a girlfriend. Buffy wants to continue their physical activities, but Spike tells her that he is tired of being with her and not really having her. He asks her to leave if she isn't really going to be with him. He is frustrated with her carefree attitude and doesn't appreciate the way she seems to be using the invisibility as an excuse to escape her real life. She protests, but eventually leaves." you perv!
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what can i say! the thought of an invisible buffy going down on me is a very distracting one.
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well, even a fully visible buffy would be quite distracting....
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is it too late to change my plan from stealing a spaceship to sex acts?
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My thing for tripping up Manchester United players isn't going to take up more than a couple of hours of my day, which is a bit of a waste, really. For the rest of the day, there are a few people who I would like to stand next to, whispering "Kill yourself, now" in their ears.
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so you're saying that I'm NOT crazy and that I simply have an invisible-people problem? thank gawd mine only command me to start fires and steal stuff. Nic: who? jon boy? I think he'd take more pleasure in watching me apparate in an embarrassing situation than to let me in on how much time I have. |
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