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jon boy · 07.18.2010, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Derek

I dunno why KIS wastes his time even posting here... he's against everything people like on this forum, no one likes him and he doesn't bother to actually contribute anything... honestly why bother?

he's a figment of someones imagination no more, no less.

knox · 07.18.2010, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

He probably is an alter ego. I dunno. He's entertaining sometimes. God knows what motivates him but then God knows what motivates half of us to come back here day after day.

i worry that he's not.
no optimism in that sense.

atsonicpark · 07.18.2010, 03:32 PM

Keeping It Simple is what's commonly known as "the 4-Um Troll".

Now, these trolls change drastically from creature to create -- the same topic that can devestate one troll's entire life may very well be the one true love of another. What these nerds have in common is that their opinions, one way or the other, causes them to hate everyone else who has ever lived.

Due to the forum troll's reclusive nature, no one has ever seen one. They survive solely on brief acknowledgements that they exist from people who don't like them. For every forum poster who disagrees with their wildly disagreeable madness, the forum troll gains 1d6 hit points and secretes a fungus from its armpits. This fungus is treated as a level 9 gray pudding with an intelligence of 4d6.

If all the surrounding characters all make their "Ignore Dumbass" saving throw, a forum troll has the ability to switch identities and go back into the forum to disagree with themselves under a different name.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 07.18.2010, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

you got a shitload of bullshit films.

sayin'

!@#$%! · 07.18.2010, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

What these nerds have in common

ha! you're such a kind guy-- you assume the shithead has enough brains to qualify as a "nerd".

unless you meant one of these:

your diagnostic is very accurate though

Keeping It Simple · 07.18.2010, 04:13 PM

The avant-garde fanboys let loose with psychobabble, ironically calling me a nerd.

!@#$%! · 07.18.2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

The avant-garde fanboys let loose with psychobabble, ironically calling me a nerd.

you're socially awkward like a nerd, but stupid in all fronts

Keeping It Simple · 07.18.2010, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you're socially awkward like a nerd, but stupid in all fronts

I like how you project onto users of the net what people think of you in the outside world.

atsonicpark · 07.18.2010, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

The avant-garde fanboys let loose with psychobabble, ironically calling me a nerd.

Misusing the word "pretentious" in other message, "irony" in another.

Classic troll-isms!

Quick poll:
What's the lamest troll? A youtube troll, a last.fm troll, or an SY Gossip troll?

radarmaker · 07.18.2010, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you're socially awkward like a nerd, but stupid in all fronts

that's the definition of 'dork', no?

Keeping It Simple · 07.18.2010, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Misusing the word "pretentious" in other message, "irony" in another.

Classic troll-isms!

Quick poll:
What's the lamest troll? A youtube troll, a last.fm troll, or an SY Gossip troll?

The fact you're the only one who asininely claims I've misused those words speaks volumes.

Derek · 07.18.2010, 05:18 PM

Nah he's not the only one.

To be honest I think Keeping It Simple is actually our old friend 'summer'.

Keeping It Simple · 07.18.2010, 05:20 PM

Sucking up to your cyberbuddy, eh?

atsonicpark · 07.18.2010, 09:05 PM

Sucking -- period. Flat-out sucking -- eh?

space · 07.18.2010, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Battlestar Galactica Season One.
Battlestar Galactica Season Two.
Battlestar Galactica Season Three.
Battlestar Galactica Season Four.
Battlestar Galactica The Final Season.

I'd buy that for a $!

ps: do you cunts know how hard it is to find Star Wars in this country? rrrrreal fuckin' hard. thank gawd for nerdshops.

pps: people discussing whether or not they a) like b) value his posts or c) are superior to KIS, should take a long cold look in the fucking mirror some day. if he actually gets under yr skin, yr a weak-willed twat, and most likely deserve it.

!@#$%! · 07.18.2010, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by space

pps: people discussing whether or not they [...] are superior to KIS, should take a long cold look in the fucking mirror some day.

hilarious, KIS got its internet white knight!

i doubt "it" is a female, but maybe you know something we don't

anyway, i'd say anybody who doesn't feel superior to KIS needs to consult with a shrink about their low self-esteem problems. i mean-- come on! are you better than a turd? are you? there's only one good answer.

space · 07.19.2010, 12:42 AM

sure, he's a total twat too. but some of the more whinging users on this forum posting about him have shit that smells far worse.

he's a fucking troll, and a rather decent one at that (it's amazing what people will fall for).

the only time I've ever really taken issue was over comments to ploesj, but that's because it violated my personal bushido. otherwise, anything goes, and I wouldn't want it any other way.

if you truly stand by yr beliefs, there should be NOTHING that anyone on the internet can say to negate them. otherwise, yr just as full of shit as the trolls.

we all float down here.

atsonicpark · 07.19.2010, 01:26 AM

Oh, I love KiS. I need the laugh.

Genteel Death · 07.19.2010, 01:34 AM

For someone who doesn't have any issues about internet crap floatingslowly is writing rather long posts about it. Also, he doesn't post about anything else but how phoenix glory-holed him or that sort of rubbish, so why is he taking issue with this? Eh? Eh?

!@#$%! · 07.19.2010, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by space

sure, he's a total twat too. but some of the more whinging users on this forum posting about him have shit that smells far worse.

he's a fucking troll, and a rather decent one at that (it's amazing what people will fall for).

the only time I've ever really taken issue was over comments to ploesj, but that's because it violated my personal bushido. otherwise, anything goes, and I wouldn't want it any other way.

if you truly stand by yr beliefs, there should be NOTHING that anyone on the internet can say to negate them. otherwise, yr just as full of shit as the trolls.

we all float down here.

negate what how when uhh??

i dont know what you're talking about-- but i'll say this before you muck up things with more theories-- i just enjoy beating on the human piñata

it's full of shit!

07.18.2010, 03:32 PM	#43
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Keeping It Simple is what's commonly known as "the 4-Um Troll". Now, these trolls change drastically from creature to create -- the same topic that can devestate one troll's entire life may very well be the one true love of another. What these nerds have in common is that their opinions, one way or the other, causes them to hate everyone else who has ever lived. Due to the forum troll's reclusive nature, no one has ever seen one. They survive solely on brief acknowledgements that they exist from people who don't like them. For every forum poster who disagrees with their wildly disagreeable madness, the forum troll gains 1d6 hit points and secretes a fungus from its armpits. This fungus is treated as a level 9 gray pudding with an intelligence of 4d6. If all the surrounding characters all make their "Ignore Dumbass" saving throw, a forum troll has the ability to switch identities and go back into the forum to disagree with themselves under a different name. __________________
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07.18.2010, 04:13 PM	#46
Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	The avant-garde fanboys let loose with psychobabble, ironically calling me a nerd.
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07.18.2010, 05:18 PM	#52
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Nah he's not the only one. To be honest I think Keeping It Simple is actually our old friend 'summer'.
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07.18.2010, 05:20 PM	#53
Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	Sucking up to your cyberbuddy, eh?
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07.18.2010, 09:05 PM	#54
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Sucking -- period. Flat-out sucking -- eh? __________________
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07.19.2010, 12:42 AM	#57
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	sure, he's a total twat too. but some of the more whinging users on this forum posting about him have shit that smells far worse. he's a fucking troll, and a rather decent one at that (it's amazing what people will fall for). the only time I've ever really taken issue was over comments to ploesj, but that's because it violated my personal bushido. otherwise, anything goes, and I wouldn't want it any other way. if you truly stand by yr beliefs, there should be NOTHING that anyone on the internet can say to negate them. otherwise, yr just as full of shit as the trolls. we all float down here.
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07.19.2010, 01:26 AM	#58
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Oh, I love KiS. I need the laugh. __________________
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07.19.2010, 01:34 AM	#59
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	For someone who doesn't have any issues about internet crap floatingslowly is writing rather long posts about it. Also, he doesn't post about anything else but how phoenix glory-holed him or that sort of rubbish, so why is he taking issue with this? Eh? Eh?
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