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cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.16.2006, 04:34 PM

When crypto was 5 he used to play a game called "Bathroom Cowboy" @ public restrooms
He would walk into a stall, drop his pants, grap his wee-wee and twirl it in circles and what not
spelling out his name and drawing things
trying to pee on as much things as he could
the toilet paper, the walls, the toilet, the toilet knob, etc.
all this while pretending he was swingin' a lasso with his other hand
One day he decided to try this at home...
there was 4 differnet bathrooms on the 2nd floor of the house
one in his room, another one in his sisters, another one in the playroom, and another one in the guest room
Well, crypto decided to do it in the guest rooms bathroom
the incident went unnoticed for 3 days
My mother mentioned that the maid had to clean pee of the walls, floor, toilet, and sink before dinner
she asked me if i knew anything about this
and i blamed it on the dog

i was grounded for 2 weeks and i got a spankin'
never again would crypto play bathroom cowboy

gmku · 11.16.2006, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bunbury

i sent it to your son.

CREEP.

gmku · 11.16.2006, 04:50 PM

Crypto! You didn't!? What a naughty boy.

Danny Himself · 11.16.2006, 04:56 PM

When Danny was five he pushed his sister down the stairs in the middle of the night.

gmku · 11.16.2006, 04:58 PM

Home is where the hurt is.

Was your sister okay?

gmku · 11.16.2006, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bunbury

your on his white mac right now are you not?

My son don't wear a mac, let alone a white one. What you talking about, Willis?

Danny Himself · 11.16.2006, 05:04 PM

When Danny was 15 he won a game of FOX Bingo at a concert for knowing the Simpson's house number. He is still 15.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.16.2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Crypto! You didn't!? What a naughty boy.

didnt what

gmku · 11.16.2006, 05:08 PM

Referring to your pee story.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 11.16.2006, 05:09 PM

oh hahah yeah
i was afraid of getting another spanking :/
that was the only time i had ever been spanked

gmku · 11.16.2006, 05:12 PM

Yeah, that would do it for just about any mom or dad. We can take so much, but pissing on things--that's it.

Friends of ours have a kid (like 6 or so) who pees on things when he gets angry (he gets pissed, so he takes a piss, I guess).

EMMAh · 11.16.2006, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

When crypto was 5 he used to play a game called "Bathroom Cowboy" @ public restrooms
He would walk into a stall, drop his pants, grap his wee-wee and twirl it in circles and what not
spelling out his name and drawing things
trying to pee on as much things as he could
the toilet paper, the walls, the toilet, the toilet knob, etc.
all this while pretending he was swingin' a lasso with his other hand
One day he decided to try this at home...
there was 4 differnet bathrooms on the 2nd floor of the house
one in his room, another one in his sisters, another one in the playroom, and another one in the guest room
Well, crypto decided to do it in the guest rooms bathroom
the incident went unnoticed for 3 days
My mother mentioned that the maid had to clean pee of the walls, floor, toilet, and sink before dinner
she asked me if i knew anything about this
and i blamed it on the dog

i was grounded for 2 weeks and i got a spankin'
never again would crypto play bathroom cowboy

Crap, you must have had a huge house.

porkmarras · 11.16.2006, 06:00 PM

EMMAh?How come no pictures of you while you were fiddled with by your stepdad?

EMMAh · 11.16.2006, 06:01 PM

When Emma was a couple years younger, she got mad at her brother and painted the word 'poo' on his bedroom door. It's still there hahaha.

Danny Himself · 11.16.2006, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

And a fucking maid? What the hell man?! Rich bastard.

I know! More money than sense, if you ask me..

EMMAh · 11.16.2006, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

EMMAh?How come no pictures of you while you were fiddled with by your stepdad?

What ARE you talking about? I don't even have a stepdad.

Danny Himself · 11.16.2006, 06:08 PM

He's been getting crazier and crazier as each day goes by.

jon boy · 11.16.2006, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Curious as to why are we all talking in 3rd person?! Anyway...

When Kegmama was a little girl, like 7, she was helping her Mom clean house. Little Kegmama went to unplug the vaccum from a loose wall socket and got the shock of her life… Literally!

She was rushed to the Emergency room hospital where she had to remain for a few days to be treated for a badly burned hand. It was charred and black and seemed to immediately fill with blisters. She recalls two specific events from the ordeal- telling her mama in a sweet and innocent voice “Mummy, I’ve got blistas on my fingas!” and then the Dr. coming in to cut them off. Also, the fact that due to pain medication she was put in a big kid diaper, and even at age 7 was totally and completely embarrassed and refused to ‘use’ it.

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Another little known fact- as an adult Kegmama can tie a cherry stem in a knot with only her tongue.

my oh my.

the cherry stalk thing is amazing. twin peaks eat your heart out.

Alex's Trip · 11.16.2006, 07:19 PM

Alex's Trip had a crush on his 7th grade teacher.

jon boy · 11.16.2006, 07:21 PM

when jon boy was 12 he shot his next door neighbour in the face by accident.

11.16.2006, 04:34 PM	#41
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	When crypto was 5 he used to play a game called "Bathroom Cowboy" @ public restrooms He would walk into a stall, drop his pants, grap his wee-wee and twirl it in circles and what not spelling out his name and drawing things trying to pee on as much things as he could the toilet paper, the walls, the toilet, the toilet knob, etc. all this while pretending he was swingin' a lasso with his other hand One day he decided to try this at home... there was 4 differnet bathrooms on the 2nd floor of the house one in his room, another one in his sisters, another one in the playroom, and another one in the guest room Well, crypto decided to do it in the guest rooms bathroom the incident went unnoticed for 3 days My mother mentioned that the maid had to clean pee of the walls, floor, toilet, and sink before dinner she asked me if i knew anything about this and i blamed it on the dog i was grounded for 2 weeks and i got a spankin' never again would crypto play bathroom cowboy
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11.16.2006, 04:50 PM	#43
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Crypto! You didn't!? What a naughty boy.
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11.16.2006, 04:56 PM	#44
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	When Danny was five he pushed his sister down the stairs in the middle of the night.
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11.16.2006, 04:58 PM	#45
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Home is where the hurt is. Was your sister okay?
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11.16.2006, 05:04 PM	#47
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	When Danny was 15 he won a game of FOX Bingo at a concert for knowing the Simpson's house number. He is still 15.
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11.16.2006, 05:08 PM	#49
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Referring to your pee story.
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11.16.2006, 05:09 PM	#50
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	oh hahah yeah i was afraid of getting another spanking :/ that was the only time i had ever been spanked
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11.16.2006, 05:12 PM	#51
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Yeah, that would do it for just about any mom or dad. We can take so much, but pissing on things--that's it. Friends of ours have a kid (like 6 or so) who pees on things when he gets angry (he gets pissed, so he takes a piss, I guess).
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11.16.2006, 06:00 PM	#53
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11.16.2006, 06:01 PM	#54
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	When Emma was a couple years younger, she got mad at her brother and painted the word 'poo' on his bedroom door. It's still there hahaha. __________________
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11.16.2006, 06:08 PM	#57
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	He's been getting crazier and crazier as each day goes by.
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11.16.2006, 07:19 PM	#59
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Alex's Trip had a crush on his 7th grade teacher.
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11.16.2006, 07:21 PM	#60
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