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Alright. I'm going to go burn my eyes out now.
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"burn my eyes out" must be a synonym for "jack off".
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"Abacinate" does sort of rhyme with "Masturbate."
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In your dreams. It was a synonym for "burn my eyes out" so that I don't have to see your nasty ass self portraits any more. I masturbate to girls that are hot, intelligent yet amiable. Not idiotic drug addicted hos. |
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Guess you don't have many friends? There are tons of women like this. You're still young, dumb (and probably usually) full of cum.
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well i suppose with a mindset like yours nearly anything is fuckable.
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Nice try, but no. I can afford to be selective. Nice attempt at a dig tho...I'll give it a C + out of generosity.
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oh please. you would fuck a couch.
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Are you sure you're name isn't Veruca?
Everytime you say this it sounds like you are saying... "BUT DADDY, I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA!" |
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if you're going to quote me, do it properly.
"DADDY! I WANT A SQUIRREL!"
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But I don't want just any old squirrell, I want a trained squirrel!
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i'm not too pretty to masturbate, i shall be having one off the wrist shortly. besides, i'm not that pretty, my model photos are not an accurate reflection of what i really look like. |
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you didn't say anything about my hair toilette. you're the one who wanted to see, after all.
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You don't have to tell me! I prefer your goonish photos in any case, as they show more of your actual personality. |
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i want to know the kitty's name!
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my cat is called bugdi and she looks way better in that photo than i do.
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