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Old 12.07.2009, 12:06 PM   #41
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no, your parents bought you at ikea and assembled your baby-body themselves. unless you were a showroom model of course.

true fact!
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Old 12.07.2009, 12:07 PM   #42
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its where the bed was located though. an old mattress in a wasteland holds infinite possibilities.

that sounds like my parents allright.
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Old 12.07.2009, 12:07 PM   #43
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true fact!

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Old 12.07.2009, 12:07 PM   #44
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Old 12.07.2009, 12:09 PM   #45
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199 dollars for a kid, bed included? that's a bargain!

was that the picture they saw of you in the catalog?
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Old 12.07.2009, 12:11 PM   #46
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199 dollars for a kid, bed included? that's a bargain!

was that the picture they saw of you in the catalog?

no mine was much worse than that, i was going for the sympathy vote. winner every time!
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Old 12.07.2009, 12:13 PM   #47
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sounds like a good idea.

i'm going to get my kids from the recycling center.
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Old 12.07.2009, 12:15 PM   #48
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sounds like a good idea.

i'm going to get my kids from the recycling center.

check for uneven surfaces and lose joints first. make sure they have a money back guarantee ok.
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Old 12.07.2009, 12:16 PM   #49
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i'm just pissed off those romanian orphanages that were about in the 80s have all closed down. bargain central they were.
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Old 12.07.2009, 12:17 PM   #50
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check for uneven surfaces and lose joints first. make sure they have a money back guarantee ok.

also i shouldn't forget to check for permanent stains or parasites.
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Old 12.07.2009, 12:17 PM   #51
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i'm just pissed off those romanian orphanages that were about in the 80s have all closed down. bargain central they were.

uzbekistan my friend, uzbekistan.
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Old 12.07.2009, 12:22 PM   #52
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i just googled it. looks promising. cheers.
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Old 12.07.2009, 02:42 PM   #53
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Maybe we could arrange it for a large estate where there's lots of abandoned stairwells, each of us taking her to a different one. I'm not down with the whole gangbang thing, I'm afraid. I'm a romantic at heart.


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Dibs not getting sloppy seconds then. Shouldn't be more than a few minutes, it's been while for me.

If you're a romantic at heart then you'd understand that having three guys get all romantic up in you at the same time is the epitome of romance for a young woman. That said, the gangbang is back on. You gotta love them right, bro, you gotta love them right. This one needs the deluxe treatment.

And on a less romantic note, if she gets pregnant we can always take her back to the stairwell in which the magic happened (which I suppose is a romantic act up until that point) and then push her down it to correct things.
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Old 12.07.2009, 03:11 PM   #54
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i say we let her deliver first before any further stairwell activity. get a nine month lease on a disused barn or something. we don't want to get into any rove versus wade-style silliness.
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Old 12.07.2009, 03:37 PM   #55
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can we ship every geldof in the world to an uzbeki orphanage?

 


i mean, it's our only option. look at those twats.
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Old 12.07.2009, 03:45 PM   #56
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can we ship every geldof in the world to an uzbeki orphanage?

 


i mean, it's our only option. look at those twats.

The little girl standing in front of Bob is Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates' kid, right? It's gonna be tough for Bob when he has to tell her, her mother and father are both dead.
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Old 12.07.2009, 08:44 PM   #57
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Regardless, I still want to have unprotected sex with her in an abandoned stairwell.

exactly. I can just picture the sound of her sweet orgasm...

"like, like, like, like, liike, liiiiike... L. RON!"
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Old 12.07.2009, 09:44 PM   #58
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The little girl standing in front of Bob is Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates' kid, right? It's gonna be tough for Bob when he has to tell her, her mother and father are both dead.
i think she knows....
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Regardless, I still want to have unprotected sex with her in an abandoned stairwell.
been there, done that.

save yourself the visit to the free clinic.
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exactly. I can just picture the sound of her sweet orgasm...

"like, like, like, like, liike, liiiiike... L. RON!"
you must etc

i think i pissed myself
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Old 12.07.2009, 10:55 PM   #59
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bob does look majorly twatterly in that scarf and head-thing-covering-piece.

dead-air -- i lol;d
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Old 12.07.2009, 11:03 PM   #60
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its funnier when you see her actually talk.

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