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Old 10.12.2011, 07:44 PM   #41
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Old 10.12.2011, 07:52 PM   #42
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The problems of Canada, eh?
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Old 10.12.2011, 08:00 PM   #43
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it was a joint production but filmed in canada
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Old 10.12.2011, 08:01 PM   #44
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Ah, Nickelodeon. That Clarissa could explain everything.
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Old 10.12.2011, 08:13 PM   #45
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I've often heard it called it "BANada" due to musicians being stopped at the border for either a) lack of a proper KANADAMUSIKPASSS or b) a crimal record.

no newclear terroorists is gettings you guys, eh. take off.
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Old 10.12.2011, 08:49 PM   #46
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I am glad that the usual stereotypes have finally made it into this conversation.

Maple syrup, lumberjacks, 1 southpark episode that every shit in America who has a tv in the us seems to know, celine, bieber.

Geez, there is nothing really I need to know more about Canada.

When Jack White came up and made a movie and placed a maple leaf on his guitar, it made perfect sense.

http://libel.co.nz/site_images/14/medium.jpg

When he wore red and white was he expecting everyone else to do the same when he got here? Did he think tacky works in other countries as well?

Better yet, when Pearl Jam makes a poster of a lumberjack for a Canadian gig, it completes my identity. Cause thats we are all about:

http://www.thecolorsblend.com/posters.php?Year=2005&Artist=&City=Toronto%252C%2B ON&Venue=Air%2BCanada%2BCenter&submit.x=45&submit. y=5

logging and lumberjacks, yup
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Old 10.12.2011, 09:05 PM   #47
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i don't know if that's even a canada joke, they have trees in washington too
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Old 10.12.2011, 09:52 PM   #48
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good news, a commercial has just informed me the tar sands are not bad for the environment

the man from the oil company even picked up some nature stuff from the ground! apparently there used to be an oil drill there

there was natural stuff there, though. i think oil drilling is good for the environment
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Old 10.12.2011, 10:36 PM   #49
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did you hear about it from someone in yr industry or something? because i don't know much at all about finding jobs, but i have been to most major cities in canada so i could give you a clue as to whether the sort of places people ending up in your line of work are kind of cool or too dull to even consider moving to. there's huge amounts of towns in the both categories, although the seemingly more insufferable towns are sometimes pretty cool(winnipeg)


basically it's really large and there are many areas that you should not move to.

actually they keep having these events close to me that basically ask
come live in canada, you guys!
(but pay upfront)

idk
is there any limitation as to where you can go to?
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Old 10.12.2011, 10:45 PM   #50
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i'm sure i know some guy who knows a guy who can get you in for less, i might rack up alot of minutes calling all the connections

so i'll need the cash up front
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Old 10.12.2011, 10:47 PM   #51
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can this guy get me to one of those places jon boy mentioned?

also, really sad nobody mentioned alanis?
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Old 10.12.2011, 10:52 PM   #52
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how fancy are the neighbourhoods these events take place at? because i wouldn't trust that shit in a poor area at all, who knows what kind of horrible job you might get, in northern manitoba nobody can hear you scream
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Old 10.12.2011, 10:59 PM   #53
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next door.
you can't even apply without a bachelor's degree or MA.

want to know something good about canada?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKCzRb79fjI
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Old 10.12.2011, 11:05 PM   #54
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next door.
you can't even apply without a bachelor's degree or MA.

want to know something good about canada?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKCzRb79fjI



in that case i have no idea where you'd end up, i've probably never been anywhere like it it sounds like it would be awesome if it's for fancy people


i'm pessimistic so i basically had the idea of some sketchy company in rural brazil getting people to sign contracts without letting them read them, and then everybody ends up working at some slaughterhouse that treats them worse than cattle
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Old 10.12.2011, 11:08 PM   #55
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hello employees, great news

we've received the contracts for your jobs in canada

unfortunately there's been an error at the press, and the contracts are all in english oh no?!??!

does anyone here speak english? do you even know what the fuck i'm talking about? if you do, then you're fired!!
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nah. you have to have degrees and have a lot of money to spend on papers, they don't want anybody. Mostly people with knowledge they need, I assume, and fluent english, of course. the events are organized by the canadian embassy.

Now, again:
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Old 10.12.2011, 11:54 PM   #57
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oh shit


i know of at least one southern black guy in canada, careful with yr stereotypes


impossible as there is not enough fried chicken in canada to cater to his lust
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Old 10.13.2011, 12:37 AM   #58
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canada is the most diverse country in the world

in canada everyone is bi-lingual

the three things we care about most are; multiculturalism, democracy and hockey

this is what hockey looks like



 

boyle,keith, perry, richards. you need to speak about twenty languages to be able to pronounce that group of names correctly

this is what democracy looks like



 




 
(hey look we let a girl be prime minister once, for 5 months....sike)



 



you would be able to say the names of all prime ministers right knowing only english and french

except nobody says mulroney right the first time

i am sensing by the pictures you posted that your a little on the right leaning side, hence the utter denial anything is wrong or that maybe just maybe some people live in shitty bad situations comparable to third world living, this is a canadian health study finding. not everything is as a black and white, cut and dry as you think but seeing as you dont really seem to know much about the dtes other than being a day laborer (whatever that means) and talking to a few 'hobo's' i wouldnt expect you to get it.

anyway thats the last i will say on the subject as i have better things to do like annoy canadian ice hockey fans for being so dull.
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Old 10.13.2011, 01:12 AM   #59
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Cause thats we are all about:



logging and lumberjacks, yup

I knew it....
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in northern manitoba nobody can hear you scream
this made my lovesocket weep joyjuice.

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