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If I was in charge of British Rail I would change the whole national railway system into that of a rollercoaster. I have noted that people at the station are always standing about whinging if the train is even 5 minutes late. But at amusement parks they will stand waiting to ride a roller coaster ride for an hour or more without complaint. So not only would it be more fun, it would also appease people's moaning and everyone would arrive at their destinations happy as larry.
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The only problem I see with this is that it takes fucking long enough for trains to get where they're going as it is, without loop-de-loops effectively doubling the distance travelled, not to mention waiting time at the top of big dippy bits.
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I would pass laws that ensured that all people were treated with respect.
Even the people who broke the above laws would be respectfully beaten to a pulp. |
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well, sonicl, death is a small price to pay for respect, rendering your laws and mandates genius.
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On my bus to work this morning,i thought that (because of the atrocious long time that it can take for a journey that should be virtually only 1/2 hour) Ken Livingstone should allow for entertainment on the public transport.Such 'entertainment' would consist of facials,manicures,live music,tea,coffee and biscuits for all the pissed off commuters who have to go through the city every day.Of course it will never happen.
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The music is generally provided by the lo-fi sounds emanated by all the mobile phones.Justin sounds like Beck when played that way.
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It's should be fairly obvious to any thinking individual that Tokolosh is the only person posting in the thread that doesn't deserve scorn.
The rest of you can blow it out your ass. And please spare me the same old tired, stupid little accusatory jibber-jabber in the vainglorious pursuit of some misconceived notion of what humor is. Just because you have no noble thoughts of your own is no reason to criticize people that do because of your own intellectual and spiritual inadequacies. In light of the topic question, those impious underminings only serve to expose your own fundamental failures of responsibility as a human being. I care for you all, but there just isn't much reason to like hardly any of you as people all that much. |
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i'd be in charge of the planet and i'd kill everyone with the initals E V
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Have Porky fly to my house for tea.
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Tea?
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Yes, tea. Some very good Jasmine tea if he likes that.
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if I had my way, If I had my way, If I had my way, I would tear this ol buildin' down, yes I would tear this ol buildin down!
well delilah was a woman, she was fine and fair, she had good looks lord knows and cold black hair, well delilah she gained ol samson's mind, when first he saw this woman lord she looked so fine, well delilah she climbed up on Samson's knee, said tell me where your strength lies if you please, well she spoke so kind, lord she talked so fair, well Samson said delilah you cut off my hair, you could shave my head, clean as my hand, and my strength would come as natural as any ol man... sayin if I had my way, if I had my way, if I had my way, I would tear this ol buildin down, I would tear this ol buildin down.....
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I'd get rid of all rock and roll music, especially this crazy Sonic Youth all you kids are talking about.
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I'd let the blind have driving licences, so I could sit down and watch the chaos.
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horrible afflictions to anyone i dont like but of my choosing. also a cure for the common cold and other things like that.
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the dissolution of all intangible power structures.
hit my boss in the face with a hammer. and then get her fired. pay everyone enough so that nobody needs to start worrying about when payday is. |
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a world of rainbows and lollypops... and marijuana
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