05.13.2010, 04:54 PM | #41 |
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tentacle porn is all i bother with now, besides watching Kate Garraway on GMTV
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05.13.2010, 05:01 PM | #42 |
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Most people I know who are into bondage or sm dress like that but when you ask them what they do they don't really seem to go further than a bit of name-calling and role-playing. It's not the same as eating your partner's shit while you express gratitude.
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05.13.2010, 05:10 PM | #43 | |
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05.13.2010, 05:46 PM | #45 | |
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05.13.2010, 05:51 PM | #46 | |
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I've tended to find the kinkiest people are those who talk least about it.
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05.13.2010, 06:12 PM | #47 | |
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05.13.2010, 06:21 PM | #48 | |
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05.13.2010, 06:26 PM | #49 |
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no, he was trying to tell us how kinky he is, by not telling us how kinky he is.
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05.13.2010, 06:53 PM | #50 | |
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Neither of the above; I was just pointing out that, in my experience, those who spend less time going 'oh, I'm well kinky me, I love a bit of [insert hackneyed experience]' and more time 'enjoying their sexuality' are more interesting. I'm as dull as they come in the bedroom...
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05.13.2010, 07:00 PM | #51 |
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very true
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05.13.2010, 07:03 PM | #52 |
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vanilla!
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05.13.2010, 07:18 PM | #53 |
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there aint nothing wrong with a bit of bdsm. just use yr safe word (foliage) and make sure to wipe the equipment down after.
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05.13.2010, 07:39 PM | #54 |
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I think everyone wants to be kinky; they just are too shy, or their partners are too prudish, or it's looked down upon in society, or there are some other ridiculous factors (parent's religious views or some bullshit) holding them back. I think the bedroom is the place to express all your most insane urges and act like you can't act in real life.
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05.13.2010, 07:53 PM | #55 |
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Whatever. I just don't see why they need to use latex or leather. Latex is awful. Some people's kink is to have no kink, others are turned on by pledging virginity, who knows.
This reminds me of one of my favorite wikipedia pages. formal name - source of arousal Apotemnophilia Having an amputation Dacryphilia Tears or crying Liquidophilia Attraction, or desire to immerse genitals in liquids Ursusagalmatophilia Teddy bears
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05.13.2010, 08:01 PM | #57 |
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I'm eating a carnitas rice bowl from Chipotle. it's almost better than sex. not that I'd know (I'm a virgin).
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05.13.2010, 08:05 PM | #58 | |
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So, some hot bitch wants to get freaky with you, you're standing there with a hard dick and she wants to tie you up and gag on your dick, you're going to go "FUCK NO! WHAT A TURN OFF! EW!!!!!!!!!!" You're fucking the shit out of some bitch and she says "slap me you fucking nasty FUCKER!" You're just going to politely stand up, put your clothes back on, and go listen to Radiohead? ...To each their own, I guess. If pleasant, polite sex is your thing.. then cool. |
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now you're being judgmental (turn off)
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As a pleasent and polite guy, I'd feel ridiculous doing anything else. |
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