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cut the fuck out of someone i know the other night on shrooms
not really my fault, i was just waving a knife around and he tried to grab it out of my hand like a fucking idiot and almost got stabbed i wouldnt actually call this dumb though, he had it coming. douchebag.
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starting a fight with a car, apparantly
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i got drunk and belligerent last night and this bitch started shit with me so i clocked her apparently 6 or 7 times and from what i hear her face is swollen up to the size of a fuckin watermelon
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Sometimes my husband beats up bathrooms when we get drunk
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got married
stayed married 3 1/2 years cut a friend's finger off cried over walt whitman cried over anita ekberg's form had sex many times in many bathrooms argued aesthetic existentialism with an analytical minister bought a feist record bought an interpol record taken a bottle of valium taken a handful of ambien taken someone's lady put a guitar through a wall put a guitar through a window put another guitar through a window registered at a private university reenacted scenes from othello etc |
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I hope that you insisted on keeping it. ps: atari? is that you? |
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no, i did not, but his family insisted on keeping a grudge and no, new member, sorries |
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you should have cut off and kept the family's fingers too. that's what feuds are for. fingers are for necklaces.
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hey! nothing DUMB about that! the other stuff, yeah, i'll have to agree |
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my soul-mate is a Brainbombs song with the Cannanes for a heart. i'd rather have a necklace of ears, like this crazy bastard- ![]() |
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Singing myself to sleep in lockup, the police didn't like it so much and came to let me know at which time I proceed to swing at the first one. Next thing I know wake up handcuffed between the bars next to open window in January with my shirt ripped wide open and one of my front tooths cracked in half.
Swimming in January off the cost of Massachusetts with no change clothes
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so you've^ had pneumonia at least twice, chicka?
also, are you fem? trying to envision this handcuffed in prison with yr shirt ripped open bit
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