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Rob Instigator · 08.26.2009, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

wtf?

Waka Waka Waka!

have you seen yr eyepatch yet?

!@#$%! · 08.26.2009, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Star Trek is pretty fucking ridiculous and terrible as well.

pffft-- the original star trek was pretty damn good stuff. if you allow for a moderate suspension of disbelief, it presents some pretty interesting situations and the characters are great and there's plenty of humor.

dressing up like it and shit, that's another story--trekkies in drag give star trek a bad name

the art direction in particular, fucking amazing--- they've recently restored the film reels in all their glorious orange/purple hues.

oh, and spock is a better philosopher than you.

i bet that hurt...

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.26.2009, 04:22 PM

Chick's insane. Basically told me that "God told her to dump me"

demonrail666 · 08.26.2009, 04:33 PM

i don't give a shit about all the geek stuff that surrounds star wars. all i know is that i watched it at the cinema when it first came out and i'd never seen anything like it before in my life - and that opening shot of the imperial cruiser passing overhead still sends shivers down my spine.

magical realism

Rob Instigator · 08.26.2009, 04:40 PM

all good and wonderful.
I to dug it. but I was 12.

Kloriel · 08.26.2009, 04:51 PM

you might have been 12, but you might also have had klingon in your ear canal. similar to the way christians have jesus in their testes.

Kloriel · 08.26.2009, 04:52 PM

yeah check that fucking avatar. yeah. yeah, you get paid a lot more than me d'franzakio but look at this shit.

Rob Instigator · 08.26.2009, 04:53 PM

I had asimov in the ear canal

Kloriel · 08.26.2009, 05:00 PM

that's a fucking lovely irish ear canal for all those that may doubt him! asimov strikes like a kenyan sprinter, drafted to the nfl a spring after sucking the blood from the cheetah he slayed and dragged home to the village after the UN fucked up his shit. but no worries, incoming airmail: Nike.

asimov was sick, but what about lovecraft? read to yourself the white ship... then try his horror.

floatingslowly · 08.26.2009, 06:59 PM

you know who I hate? motherfucking QUEEN. that bicycle bicycle bullshit where they bash star wars really fucks me awf.

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Fantasy is only for children?

You sound like my grandfather.

we might be cousins.

then again, my grandfather doesn't sound like anything these days. he's dead.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.26.2009, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

pffft-- the original star trek was pretty damn good stuff. if you allow for a moderate suspension of disbelief, it presents some pretty interesting situations

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where it was the same as ancient greece?

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where the same as the wild west?

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where it was the same as the 1930s (or was that a TNG holodeck episode?)

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where it was still medieval times? -i may have imagined this one, or more likely it's a holodeck episode that i haven't seen

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where it was the same as ancient rome?

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where all the aliens looked like humans but with really wide open eyes and green skin?

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where he had to fight as a gladiator?

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where all the aliens looked gross and evil but were actually docile and friendly?

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where there was a really hot chick the captain fell in love with but then he had to leave the planet without her because it was his duty?

yeah like what would happen if a space captain landed on a planet where there's a tribe of really hot chicks who try to kidnap the captain so they can breed with hime and then sacrifice him?

Satan · 08.26.2009, 09:07 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckPDxGb2bbk

more my style

terriblecanyons · 08.26.2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

you know who I hate? motherfucking QUEEN. that bicycle bicycle bullshit where they bash star wars really fucks me awf.

We can't be friends anymore.

alteredcourse · 08.26.2009, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

star wars is for LITTLE CHILDREN!

enjoy your sci-fi-infantilism!

That star wars shit is pure 2nd grade story book time, good vs evil, big 'splosions, wow, light sabers! Ooohhh la la!

FUCK STAR WARS!

Fuck, I love you. I imagine you screaming this AT a little kid.

And with T&B, floatingslowly...I cant stop laughing at this whole thread.

Kloriel · 08.26.2009, 10:03 PM

hahaha

mommy i want an at-at walker...
well joey ask uncle rob...

atsonicpark · 08.26.2009, 10:08 PM

When I was 14, a chick cheated onme because I wouldn't have sex with her. I did everything else with her but I didn't feel comfortable having intercourse with her, for various reasons... I just wasn't feeling it. And she was insane and clingy. And so on. But anyway, I broke up with her because she was a crazy bitch... I didn't know about the cheating till later. So, I dunno, it was kind of a mutual breakup. We both didn't like each other.

Next girlfriend broke up with me because we had a "long distance" relationship (about 30 minutes away.. not very long to me but oh well)...

This girlfriend is moving.

floatingslowly · 08.26.2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

We can't be friends anymore.

well then, you can just be friends with girlgun.

she makes me listen to that shit in her car just out of spite. she turns it up when it gets to the star wars part and says stuff like "oh, yeah, queen really knew what they were talkin' about with this one" or "you should dress up like freddie mercury".

then it's onto some song about "oooh yeah yr my fancy boyfriend" (or something). ad nauseum.

fucking queen. fuck them!

terriblecanyons · 08.26.2009, 10:30 PM

Freddie Mercury was the coolest motherfucker to walk this planet.

floatingslowly · 08.26.2009, 10:38 PM

Luke Skywalker > Freddie Planetwalker

terriblecanyons · 08.26.2009, 10:39 PM

Don't you mean Luke Thighwalker?

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08.26.2009, 04:22 PM	#43
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Chick's insane. Basically told me that "God told her to dump me" __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.26.2009, 04:33 PM	#44
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	i don't give a shit about all the geek stuff that surrounds star wars. all i know is that i watched it at the cinema when it first came out and i'd never seen anything like it before in my life - and that opening shot of the imperial cruiser passing overhead still sends shivers down my spine. magical realism
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08.26.2009, 04:40 PM	#45
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	all good and wonderful. I to dug it. but I was 12. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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08.26.2009, 04:51 PM	#46
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	you might have been 12, but you might also have had klingon in your ear canal. similar to the way christians have jesus in their testes.
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08.26.2009, 04:52 PM	#47
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	yeah check that fucking avatar. yeah. yeah, you get paid a lot more than me d'franzakio but look at this shit.
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08.26.2009, 04:53 PM	#48
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	I had asimov in the ear canal __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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08.26.2009, 05:00 PM	#49
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	that's a fucking lovely irish ear canal for all those that may doubt him! asimov strikes like a kenyan sprinter, drafted to the nfl a spring after sucking the blood from the cheetah he slayed and dragged home to the village after the UN fucked up his shit. but no worries, incoming airmail: Nike. asimov was sick, but what about lovecraft? read to yourself the white ship... then try his horror.
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08.26.2009, 09:07 PM	#52
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckPDxGb2bbk more my style __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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08.26.2009, 10:03 PM	#55
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	hahaha mommy i want an at-at walker... well joey ask uncle rob...
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08.26.2009, 10:08 PM	#56
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	When I was 14, a chick cheated onme because I wouldn't have sex with her. I did everything else with her but I didn't feel comfortable having intercourse with her, for various reasons... I just wasn't feeling it. And she was insane and clingy. And so on. But anyway, I broke up with her because she was a crazy bitch... I didn't know about the cheating till later. So, I dunno, it was kind of a mutual breakup. We both didn't like each other. Next girlfriend broke up with me because we had a "long distance" relationship (about 30 minutes away.. not very long to me but oh well)... This girlfriend is moving. __________________
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08.26.2009, 10:30 PM	#58
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Freddie Mercury was the coolest motherfucker to walk this planet.
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08.26.2009, 10:38 PM	#59
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Luke Skywalker > Freddie Planetwalker
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08.26.2009, 10:39 PM	#60
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Don't you mean Luke Thighwalker?
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