The Worst Instant Pop Hits Of The 90ies - Page 3

Glice · 04.17.2006, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by AssBlaster

(There it is)
Sir Mix A Lot-Baby Got Back

That is, quite literally, a fucking ace song. Up there with the thong song in terms of the joy and horror in enjoying it.

Phlegmscope · 04.17.2006, 07:11 PM

Lots of horrid eurodance emerged from sweden in mid 90's. Pandora, E-type and million other one hit wonders. I wonder how many people did it alienate from good electronic music.

Danny Himself · 04.17.2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by AssBlaster

Beck-Loser

That song was (and still is) great, for something that was composed and recorded in about 10 minutes.

youthoftomorrow · 04.17.2006, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by stirling

"Who Let The Dogs Out" (it's 2000 - close enough)

(apologies to anyone who gets that stuck in their head)

technically, the new decade/century/millenium didn't start until 2001 (there was no year 0; it started with year 1). so, that song was released in the 90s.

youthoftomorrow · 04.17.2006, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by AssBlaster

Oops how could we forget

Ace Of Base-The Sign
Ace of Base-All that she wants

jesus, mary, joseph, and baby jesus, i loved Ace of Base when i was like 10.

RIPfrey05 · 04.17.2006, 08:33 PM

I'll go with that shitty band LIMP BIZKIT's "Nookie", holy shit how obnoxious
whats worse is my ownership of their first two albums.

Pablitzen · 04.17.2006, 09:22 PM

and what about Rick Astley?

sonikold · 04.17.2006, 10:27 PM

how about sugar ray and smash mouth?

and that horrible swedish electro country band, whatever the fuck they were called...

Onani Nic · 04.17.2006, 10:54 PM

anyone remember Co-Co Jambo?

maybe it didnt make it in the states

Soundtrax · 04.18.2006, 06:10 AM

co-co jambo, yeah!

i just heard 20 Fingers - Short Dick Man on some german TV, hahaha, this one belongs to this section too

Signpost · 04.18.2006, 07:41 AM

everything by Captain Jack

_slavo_ · 04.18.2006, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Signpost

Almost forgot:
The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony (although i like it)
Radiohead - Creep

you serious??? those were two splendid guitar songs!!!! MUCH MORE crappy stuff was on air in the 90ties I guess.

My tips would be all them gay boy bands like:
Boyzone
Caught in the Act
NSync
Westlife
Five
and shit like that

Everyneurotic · 04.18.2006, 09:40 AM

nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

you are all forgetting:

BA WIT DABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY SAY UP JUMP THE BOOGIE

MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

KID ROCK!!!!

you really don't have any sense of humor. i love pretty much all the songs mentioned because they are so disgustingly bad, i can't help but collapse in laughter and that makes me love them. they help me have a good time. plus, dance hits of the early 90's remind me of the stupid kiddie parties i went to when i was in 6th/7th grade and how dumb those parties went.

the macarena is the most awful thing to be called music.

what about will smith's "just the two of us" or anything by puff daddy, especially that anal rape that was his "cover" of led zeppelin's kashmir with none other than the whore himself, jimmy page? man, those are crappy!!!

how about len's steal my sunshine? you guys probably hate it but that's one of my fav one hit wonders

and yeah, smells like teen spirit is as bad as the macarena. so is, in much smaller scale, epic by faith no more

NOW GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO LOVE SOME ONE!!!

Lone Flanger · 04.18.2006, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Soundtrax

i just heard 20 Fingers - Short Dick Man

Holy crap. Talk about a flashback. They just sort of disappeared.

candymoan · 04.18.2006, 10:12 AM

you guys are all wrong, i'm afraid..
the absolute worst of the 90s was a little tune called "i will always love you" and was performed by none other than whitney houston...

that was the absolute worst, so terrible, that words are not potent enough to describe tha pain this song has caused...

krastian · 04.18.2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by candymoan

you guys are all wrong, i'm afraid..
the absolute worst of the 90s was a little tune called "i will always love you" and was performed by none other than whitney houston...

that was the absolute worst, so terrible, that words are not potent enough to describe tha pain this song has caused...

THANK YOU!

saoq · 04.18.2006, 02:36 PM

ok i just reemebered this - it's as bad as it gets
Chimo Bayo - Extasi Extano
(or: Exta-sii Exta-no !)

it's almost *too much* it's early 90s techno, featuring all shorts of cheesy effects and cliches.
let me offer a lyric excerpt

Chiquitam chiquititam tam tam que tumbam bam que tumbam que tepetepe tambambam que tumbam que pim. Chiquitam chiquititam tam tam que tumbam bam que tumbam que tepetepe tambambam que tumbam que pim. Chiquitam chiquititam tam tam que tumbam bam que tumbam que tepetepe tambambam que tumbam que pim.

Extasi extano! Extasi extano!

Neongod · 04.18.2006, 03:08 PM

I double checked and the song itself came out in 99:

Blue (da be de da ba da) or whatever. Makes my ears bleed...
By Eiffel something or other.

Everyneurotic · 04.18.2006, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Neongod

I double checked and the song itself came out in 99:

Blue (da be de da ba da) or whatever. Makes my ears bleed...
By Eiffel something or other.

blue his house with a blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around...

have you seen the video for that song? it looks like it was done in 1969, not 1999

dirty bunny · 04.18.2006, 05:57 PM

I actually like Barbie Girl by Aqua.

04.17.2006, 07:11 PM	#42
Phlegmscope expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Finland Posts: 1,246	Lots of horrid eurodance emerged from sweden in mid 90's. Pandora, E-type and million other one hit wonders. I wonder how many people did it alienate from good electronic music.
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RIPfrey05 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lynchburg in the 03!!! Posts: 865	I'll go with that shitty band LIMP BIZKIT's "Nookie", holy shit how obnoxious whats worse is my ownership of their first two albums. __________________ RIPfrey05 registered: 6/12/2004 00:00 Im a church kicking bitch posts: 2089 1337, were gangsters http://www.myspace.com/thefloridaorangebirds MY FUCKING BAND
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04.17.2006, 09:22 PM	#47
Pablitzen the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Santiago, Chile Posts: 627	and what about Rick Astley?
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04.17.2006, 10:27 PM	#48
sonikold children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: helltown, ohio Posts: 303	how about sugar ray and smash mouth? and that horrible swedish electro country band, whatever the fuck they were called... __________________ >>>Thrustin' More<<<
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04.17.2006, 10:54 PM	#49
Onani Nic the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 930	anyone remember Co-Co Jambo? maybe it didnt make it in the states __________________ I don't give a fuck thats the problem. I see a motherfuckin cop i don't dodge them.
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04.18.2006, 06:10 AM	#50
Soundtrax bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Slovenia, Ljubljana Posts: 226	co-co jambo, yeah! i just heard 20 Fingers - Short Dick Man on some german TV, hahaha, this one belongs to this section too __________________ satan is boring, and so is god.
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04.18.2006, 07:41 AM	#51
Signpost stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Braniewo, Poland Posts: 482	everything by Captain Jack __________________ insert some bullshit here
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04.18.2006, 09:40 AM	#53
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah you are all forgetting: BA WIT DABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY SAY UP JUMP THE BOOGIE MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID KID ROCK!!!! you really don't have any sense of humor. i love pretty much all the songs mentioned because they are so disgustingly bad, i can't help but collapse in laughter and that makes me love them. they help me have a good time. plus, dance hits of the early 90's remind me of the stupid kiddie parties i went to when i was in 6th/7th grade and how dumb those parties went. the macarena is the most awful thing to be called music. what about will smith's "just the two of us" or anything by puff daddy, especially that anal rape that was his "cover" of led zeppelin's kashmir with none other than the whore himself, jimmy page? man, those are crappy!!! how about len's steal my sunshine? you guys probably hate it but that's one of my fav one hit wonders and yeah, smells like teen spirit is as bad as the macarena. so is, in much smaller scale, epic by faith no more NOW GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO LOVE SOME ONE!!! __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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04.18.2006, 10:12 AM	#55
candymoan the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: istanbul Posts: 855	you guys are all wrong, i'm afraid.. the absolute worst of the 90s was a little tune called "i will always love you" and was performed by none other than whitney houston... that was the absolute worst, so terrible, that words are not potent enough to describe tha pain this song has caused...
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04.18.2006, 02:36 PM	#57
saoq bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 101	ok i just reemebered this - it's as bad as it gets Chimo Bayo - Extasi Extano (or: Exta-sii Exta-no !) it's almost too much it's early 90s techno, featuring all shorts of cheesy effects and cliches. let me offer a lyric excerpt Chiquitam chiquititam tam tam que tumbam bam que tumbam que tepetepe tambambam que tumbam que pim. Chiquitam chiquititam tam tam que tumbam bam que tumbam que tepetepe tambambam que tumbam que pim. Chiquitam chiquititam tam tam que tumbam bam que tumbam que tepetepe tambambam que tumbam que pim. Extasi extano! Extasi extano!
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04.18.2006, 03:08 PM	#58
Neongod the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 549	I double checked and the song itself came out in 99: Blue (da be de da ba da) or whatever. Makes my ears bleed... By Eiffel something or other. __________________ "Það besta sem Guð hefur skapað er nýr dagur."
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04.18.2006, 05:57 PM	#60
dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,680	I actually like Barbie Girl by Aqua. __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
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