My girlfriend and I just broke up - Page 3

truncated · 05.10.2006, 09:02 PM

I can't stop staring at it. It has a quality of morbid fascination. I've never seen anything like it.

Jesus, take it down, it's frightening me.

truncated · 05.10.2006, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheriff Rhys Chatham

fuck relationships man. meet a chick whos your friend, fuck her on the side if you need too!

Ah yes, because this kind of behavior is so highly principled.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.10.2006, 09:06 PM

Well, if Rhys Chatham means friend first, love second, I think it is very highly principled. IF he means friends with benefits, that is sort of immature IMO.

HaydenAsche · 05.10.2006, 09:07 PM

"fuck her on the side" doesn't seem very "love first" to me.

krastian · 05.10.2006, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

I can't stop staring at it. It has a quality of morbid fascination. I've never seen anything like it.

Jesus, take it down, it's frightening me.

Would you prefer a pic with the mask on? The forehead is still quite noticeable.

truncated · 05.10.2006, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Well, if Rhys Chatham means friend first, love second, I think it is very highly principled. IF he means friends with benefits, that is sort of immature IMO.

I don't think "fuck her on the side" implies sentimental spiritual bonding.

I'm not judging Rhys; if he wants to be a dickcheese, play the field, and find himself lurking in danceclubs at 45, the strobe lights glaring off his bald pate, drunkenly copping feels of repulsed teenage girls, he is more than welcome.

truncated · 05.10.2006, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by krastian

Would you prefer a bare-ass naked pic of me, oiled up like a buttery Maine lobster?

Why, yes. Yes I would.

HaydenAsche · 05.10.2006, 09:11 PM

Can it be soy lobster?

nomadicfollower · 05.10.2006, 09:14 PM

Lobster?

truncated · 05.10.2006, 09:15 PM

As long as he looks like a wet cabana boy.

krastian · 05.10.2006, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by krastian
Would you prefer a bare-ass naked pic of me, oiled up like a buttery Maine lobster?

Why, yes. Yes I would.

Ha ha, you are the best. I would if I could but I can't.....this is only true because I lack the technology to make it a reality.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.10.2006, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

"fuck her on the side" doesn't seem very "love first" to me.

Fuck her gently on the side and kiss her passionately?

Savage Clone · 05.10.2006, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

As long as he looks like a wet cabana boy.

truncated · 05.10.2006, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by krastian

Originally Posted by krastian
Would you prefer a bare-ass naked pic of me, oiled up like a buttery Maine lobster?

Why, yes. Yes I would.

Ha ha, you are the best. I would if I could but I can't.....this is only true because I lack the technology to make it a reality.

Fuckin' tease.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.10.2006, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by krastian

Originally Posted by krastian
Would you prefer a bare-ass naked pic of me, oiled up like a buttery Maine lobster?

Why, yes. Yes I would.

Ha ha, you are the best. I would if I could but I can't.....this is only true because I lack the technology to make it a reality.

You know, I've had the urge recently to send naked pictures of myself with my junk tucked back to lesbians telling them I could help them convert, just to get a rise out of them. I'm sick aren't I?

HaydenAsche · 05.10.2006, 09:22 PM

Very sick.

krastian · 05.10.2006, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Fuckin' tease.

I know I know.

The ass pics will be sent through PM. Keyword "pics" plural.

truncated · 05.10.2006, 09:27 PM

Don't neva be jokin' 'bout nekkid pics.

_slavo_ · 05.11.2006, 02:06 AM

Inhuman, I feel for ya.
I know it's a fucking weird feeling....you just used to have this own private world of yours and now it's over just out of the blue
it sucks big time.

anyway, stay positive.

truncated · 05.11.2006, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Sn@ke

what the hell is a girlfriend??????!, everyone I know talks about it like if it was his own erection!!! I don't understand!!! help me understand!!! I don't understand this world!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........ah......... ...................
.....................................ah.

Girlfriend: a common species of parasite that, or so it is theorized, emits some unidentifiable gaseous substance that attracts its prey. For, while easily recognizable, wary human males (and in some cases females) willingingly approach this species and even initiate the bond that later produces the parasitic effects. Over time, the girlfriend takes over both mind and body of its prey, leaving one incapable of independent thought, sapped of rebellious will, devoid of any monetary assets, and in ownership of ridiculous amounts of tupperware.

It is advisable, for your safety, to avoid these creatures, if not terminate them on sight.

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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I can't stop staring at it. It has a quality of morbid fascination. I've never seen anything like it. Jesus, take it down, it's frightening me.
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Well, if Rhys Chatham means friend first, love second, I think it is very highly principled. IF he means friends with benefits, that is sort of immature IMO.
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	"fuck her on the side" doesn't seem very "love first" to me. __________________ rip
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Can it be soy lobster? __________________ rip
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nomadicfollower invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North America Posts: 2,672	Lobster?
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	As long as he looks like a wet cabana boy.
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05.10.2006, 09:17 PM	#51
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Originally Posted by krastian Would you prefer a bare-ass naked pic of me, oiled up like a buttery Maine lobster? Why, yes. Yes I would. Ha ha, you are the best. I would if I could but I can't.....this is only true because I lack the technology to make it a reality. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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05.10.2006, 09:22 PM	#56
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Very sick. __________________ rip
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Don't neva be jokin' 'bout nekkid pics.
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05.11.2006, 02:06 AM	#59
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,908	Inhuman, I feel for ya. I know it's a fucking weird feeling....you just used to have this own private world of yours and now it's over just out of the blue it sucks big time. anyway, stay positive. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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