2 girls 1 cup Film Studies Paper - Page 3

✌➬ · 12.06.2007, 05:42 PM

You are making me feel dirty, I am not a hippy.

Savage Clone · 12.06.2007, 05:44 PM

Then why'd you pick that hippy-assed handle, hippy?

✌➬ · 12.06.2007, 05:46 PM

Because, I told you there were no fuck you signs.
☞☜☝☟✌

These where the only ones they had.

floatingslowly · 12.06.2007, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬

Only if you bring cleanex.

no fucking way.

it's going to be messy or nothing.

✌➬ · 12.06.2007, 05:49 PM

Sorry I do not want any robotic aids.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.06.2007, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $ 109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart

Cantankerous · 12.06.2007, 11:13 PM

this is fucking awesome.
i watched 2 girls 1 cup and i literally puked in my mouth.

Inhuman · 12.06.2007, 11:22 PM

Some people find it unwatchable and others don't flinch. I think the world's become so 'extreme' that some can barely even be desensitized any more.

Cantankerous · 12.06.2007, 11:22 PM

i can handle anything but shit. vomit, piss, blood, chunks of fat...all fair game. but i can't take shit.

atsonicpark · 12.07.2007, 02:57 AM

I don't think I've ever seen anything that has disturbed me.

✌➬ · 12.07.2007, 03:05 AM

I could not watch more than one minute.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.07.2007, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i can handle anything but shit. vomit, piss, blood, chunks of fat...all fair game. but i can't take shit.

I agree. eating shit is the worst. I once saw a zyklon b movie called "Shocking Asia" ripe with carnage from warzones, accidents and executions. an interlude in this montage to human misery was a scene with a little asian school girl and an old man playing the part of father figure. now when you see the girl drop her skirt you think you know the score, that is until a paper plate makes an appearence in 'daddy's' hand. the girl shits on the plate, the dude watches as if his deceased grandmother is making some cookies, and then proceeds to eat the shit clean with chopsticks no less! I had to run to the kitchen and puke in the sink....

Rob Instigator · 12.07.2007, 03:03 PM

yeah. I am all for the grisly and painful execution of anyone who gets their jollies off by eating shit or drinking piss or making someone else do it. The world would be so much better off.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.07.2007, 03:38 PM

atsonicpark · 12.07.2007, 04:59 PM

Shit eating does confuse me a bit...

I do know a gay guy in real life who likes chicks to shit on him (yes, he's gay, but the only way he can get off is if a chick shits on him -- eh?). He's a little.. off.. he's not my friend or anything, he's just.. he works at a pizza place on the weekend.. yeah. He is completely bald.. He also has a DK tattoo and a huge ass black flag tattoo.

..I know that sounds like a setup to a joke or something, but everything I just said is true..

I also was good friends with this girl and one day I found out that one of her boyfriends shit in her vagina...!?!? I just found that out the other day. I dunno if THAT's true, but knowing her it probably is because of some of the sick shit she told me...

I guess we all have our fetishes. I personally agree: I can see piss, vomitting, you know anything, and shit eating doesn't really disturb me, but shit ITSELF is just disgusting. Period. Just.. yuck.. but who knows. Everyone has their thing I guess............

FruitLoop · 12.07.2007, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬

I could not watch more than one minute.

About that, there are some "reaction" videos on the net (filming an unsuspecting person watching the vid, that is), they're funnier than the actual one. Links found from a forum that's probably the one referred to by Inhuman in the original post (SA, right?)

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1791106
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UISZTxKJjkg

plastic sun · 12.08.2007, 07:05 PM

what college professor spells "appropriate" wrong?

StevOK · 12.08.2007, 08:41 PM

Not as entertaining as Planes, Trains, and Plantains http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/ Now THAT is an awesome funny fake essay.

m1rr0r dash · 12.08.2007, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

that prof is a turd. the 0% is given for ideological reasons. there is actually some semblance of reason in that paper, more actually than a lot of senior papers. it's the fact that the writer did not tread the party line that got him a zero. if he had said that pornography is exploitative of women and had condemned the piece he could have received a c or something. the more rabid the diatribe, the higher the grade.

...so true. (if it is a real essay) ...if he'd said exactly the same thing about pasolini's salo, for example.... probably wouldn't have gotten a 0%...

Inhuman · 12.09.2007, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by StevOK

Not as entertaining as Planes, Trains, and Plantains http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/ Now THAT is an awesome funny fake essay.

hahhaa, I thoroughly enjoyed that. That works cited page at the end is the total bomb, and the images that he throws in

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12.06.2007, 11:13 PM	#47
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	this is fucking awesome. i watched 2 girls 1 cup and i literally puked in my mouth. __________________ RETIRED
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12.06.2007, 11:22 PM	#48
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Some people find it unwatchable and others don't flinch. I think the world's become so 'extreme' that some can barely even be desensitized any more. __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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12.07.2007, 02:57 AM	#50
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I don't think I've ever seen anything that has disturbed me. __________________
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12.07.2007, 03:05 AM	#51
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	I could not watch more than one minute.
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12.07.2007, 03:03 PM	#53
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	yeah. I am all for the grisly and painful execution of anyone who gets their jollies off by eating shit or drinking piss or making someone else do it. The world would be so much better off. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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12.07.2007, 04:59 PM	#55
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Shit eating does confuse me a bit... I do know a gay guy in real life who likes chicks to shit on him (yes, he's gay, but the only way he can get off is if a chick shits on him -- eh?). He's a little.. off.. he's not my friend or anything, he's just.. he works at a pizza place on the weekend.. yeah. He is completely bald.. He also has a DK tattoo and a huge ass black flag tattoo. ..I know that sounds like a setup to a joke or something, but everything I just said is true.. I also was good friends with this girl and one day I found out that one of her boyfriends shit in her vagina...!?!? I just found that out the other day. I dunno if THAT's true, but knowing her it probably is because of some of the sick shit she told me... I guess we all have our fetishes. I personally agree: I can see piss, vomitting, you know anything, and shit eating doesn't really disturb me, but shit ITSELF is just disgusting. Period. Just.. yuck.. but who knows. Everyone has their thing I guess............ __________________
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12.08.2007, 07:05 PM	#57
plastic sun little trouble girl Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: florida Posts: 33	what college professor spells "appropriate" wrong? __________________ i'm runnin as fast as i can
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12.08.2007, 08:41 PM	#58
StevOK expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Henrietta, TX Posts: 2,412	Not as entertaining as Planes, Trains, and Plantains http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/ Now THAT is an awesome funny fake essay. __________________ Follow me! Soundcloud Tumblr Facebook
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