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Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
awesomely stupid If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? joe dirt baby! |
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Wow! I really didn't expect something like this, especially from you Kegmama. This thread, she is for shits and giggles. No need to take offend... to any of it. It's a fucking joke and if you don't like it, then ignore it. Don't take your anger out on us. We're not driving up beside you trying to get your number. |
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man: how do you like your eggs in the morning?
woman: unfertilised |
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All I had to do was mention the title, "Hits Of Sunshine (For Allen Ginsberg)", & she put out.
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what will jah make of that then?
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I hope Jah will overstand that I haven't had any in 5 YEARS, & hopefully, he'll take it easy on me.
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I find that singing ''Borderline,feels like i'm going to loose my mind'' to a guy works marvels when i get it right.
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Hell, I didn't think girls had to have pick-up lines. I've never gotten any.
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I'm not a girl if that referred to me.I'm a super homo
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huh? Edit: oh, ^^ |
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No, I wasn't refering to you. I was just stating in general that I have never seen a girl use pick-up lines.
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I'm sorry if I offended anyone.. It was all just in the name of fun...
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Is that a pick up line?
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no wrong thread! ha ha it was meant to be in the comment on the avatar above you. i shall delete.
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on behalf of all men i apologise kegmama.
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