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Old 01.22.2008, 02:36 AM   #41
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that is utterly confusing
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Old 01.22.2008, 02:37 AM   #42
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that is utterly confusing

You mean as in what are you supposed to put in the toaster?
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Old 01.22.2008, 02:51 AM   #43
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no
why does she have a toaster?
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Old 01.22.2008, 02:55 AM   #44
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she has one in the oven...?
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Old 01.22.2008, 05:09 AM   #45
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i vote that worst pun of the day
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Old 01.22.2008, 11:31 AM   #46
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Old 01.22.2008, 11:33 AM   #47
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Toaster Porn

ahhh. i smiled. which is something.
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Old 01.22.2008, 11:51 AM   #48
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Old 01.22.2008, 11:54 AM   #49
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Old 01.22.2008, 12:21 PM   #52
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Toaster Porn

Reminds me of Frank Zappa, the song
A Token Of My Extreme


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L. RON HOOVER:
Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me!

JOE:
That all seems very, very strange
I never craved a toaster
Or a color T. V.

L. RON HOOVER:
A Latent Appliance Fetishist
Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be achieved
Through the use of MACHINES... Get the picture?
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Old 01.22.2008, 04:47 PM   #53
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that is utterly confusing
I think it is depopulation propaganda, saying having sex is like sticking your dick in a toaster perhaps?
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Old 01.22.2008, 07:03 PM   #54
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one can never have too many knobs.
the radio toaster... it has knobs, but you don't have to smoke weed to hear music (although getting nicely toasted while you wait for your bread slices to do the same can only be a good thing...)


 
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Old 01.23.2008, 02:54 PM   #55
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mr floatingslowly! if you become president will i be able to marry my toaster if i don't live in new jersey?
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Old 01.23.2008, 03:09 PM   #56
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mr floatingslowly! if you become president will i be able to marry my toaster if i don't live in new jersey?

not only will you be able to, you will also get a tax incentive for doing so.

I plan to wholeheartedly encourage all kinds of cross-gender/race/appliance/make-model# marriages.

which brings us to today's favorite.


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Old 01.23.2008, 03:11 PM   #57
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Old 01.23.2008, 03:12 PM   #58
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Old 01.23.2008, 03:14 PM   #59
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Old 01.24.2008, 06:23 PM   #60
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