Are you Talented or Experienced? - Page 3

!@#$%! · 08.04.2008, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

blowjob-wise i apparently get an A+ but that is a combination of talent AND experience.

are you an ex-pro or did you just practice with lollipops or what are you trying to say here?

pbradley · 08.04.2008, 10:10 AM

That man has a vagina for an eye.

!@#$%! · 08.04.2008, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley

That man has a vagina for an eye.

he got them cunt eyes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0asuF7ZlOw4

Johnny "Magic Fingers" · 08.05.2008, 08:19 AM

I read all of this, but all I can hear is backwards gee-tar, and these words:

If you can just get your mind together
Uh-then come on across to me
Well hold hands and then well watch the sunrise
From the bottom of the sea
But first, are you experienced?
Uh-have you ever been experienced-uh?
Well, I have

(well) I know, I know, youll probably scream and cry
That your little world wont let you go
But who in your measly little world, (-uh)
Are you tryin to prove to that youre
Made out of gold and-uh, cant be sold
So-uh, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced? (-uh)
Well, I have
Uh, let me prove it to you, yeah

[Guitar Solo: Wahhh, Wa-Wa-Wah Wahhhh Wah-Wah, etc etc etc..]

Trumpets and violins I can-uh, hear in the distance
I think theyre callin our name
Maybe now you cant hear them,
But you will, ha-ha, if you just
Take hold of my hand
Ohhh, but are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

someone please get me two aspirin and a sawed-off shotgun

Get me Christian Bale's phone number and a giant bottle of whiskey, and you've got yourself a deal.

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

musically i have experience playing all kinds of instruments and singing but i dont think i;m that good, particularly in comparison to other people i know

I respectfully disagree, Cantanky. You are a very good singer/musician - I mean, if you don't believe me, ask some of the others on this board. Do you not feel confident in playing/writing in comparison to others?

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by westernquinoxrocks

cuntstankyass is a moron

Fuck off and leave her alone, amoeba-boy. Why don't you have a go at me, instead? It's been at least, um 24 hours since we last jousted.
*reads up on a whole bunch of "Yo' Mama" jokes*

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 09:10 AM

"Jesus fucking Chris?" Are you referring to the godlike Christopher Cross, the god of soft rock himself?

I think that Cantanky would rather chew her own leg off than make my "dick fuck hard". Don't ask me how I know this, I just do.

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by westernquinoxrocks

then why did she give herself an a+ and not merely an a the extra plus is I WANT TO MAKE YOUR DICK HARD

I believe this is what's known as "sarcasm" and "irony", my man. You can find a definition of said words on Wikipedia.

floatingslowly · 08.05.2008, 09:18 AM

mayB cuz u tipe like haf a fuckwit. it maeks u seme so SRS.

(hahahah still laughing about yr "diploma", professor)

Kloriel · 08.05.2008, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by westernquinoxrocks

go fuck leather

MOOOOOOIIIIIIAAAAAAAGLLLEEE gup gup NEEEEEisha mei
too too ga baazai ga bazaaaaaiiiii moosh a ma

Vricous tot kor

mrinhest hut wei?

VRICOUS tot KOR

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by westernquinoxrocks

u take everything i say so seriously u obviouzly hav issues

Hmm, I'm not the one whose EVERY FUCKING POST is incoherent frat-boy pseudo-shocking shite.
Contribute something positive or don't bother coming back. Go post on a White Supremacist Church Board instead...

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 09:27 AM

Well, looks like I've been told off by Mr Popular. Get me, eh?

Must get back to work - catch you later, dear. Mwah xx

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 09:33 AM

Fake world? Would that be the world where I have a job, good social life, cool friends and many interests? I'll keep my fake world, thanks. So how's life in your brown real world, then?

ALIEN ANAL · 08.05.2008, 10:08 AM

this thread turned out nicely once again

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 10:24 AM

Yep, just another day in the SY Gossip Board office, Alien Anal

Cantankerous · 08.05.2008, 12:37 PM

hahahahahaha.

hahahaha.

✌➬ · 08.05.2008, 12:40 PM

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MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ✌➬

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Did you know that's Czech for "it's time to partaaaaaaay"? TrueMellyFax.

EMMAh · 08.05.2008, 02:03 PM

I am unaware of any talents I may have.

08.04.2008, 10:10 AM	#42
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	That man has a vagina for an eye.
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08.05.2008, 08:19 AM	#44
Johnny "Magic Fingers" children of satan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: A downward spiral Posts: 318	I read all of this, but all I can hear is backwards gee-tar, and these words: If you can just get your mind together Uh-then come on across to me Well hold hands and then well watch the sunrise From the bottom of the sea But first, are you experienced? Uh-have you ever been experienced-uh? Well, I have (well) I know, I know, youll probably scream and cry That your little world wont let you go But who in your measly little world, (-uh) Are you tryin to prove to that youre Made out of gold and-uh, cant be sold So-uh, are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced? (-uh) Well, I have Uh, let me prove it to you, yeah [Guitar Solo: Wahhh, Wa-Wa-Wah Wahhhh Wah-Wah, etc etc etc..] Trumpets and violins I can-uh, hear in the distance I think theyre callin our name Maybe now you cant hear them, But you will, ha-ha, if you just Take hold of my hand Ohhh, but are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	"Jesus fucking Chris?" Are you referring to the godlike Christopher Cross, the god of soft rock himself? I think that Cantanky would rather chew her own leg off than make my "dick fuck hard". Don't ask me how I know this, I just do. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.05.2008, 09:18 AM	#50
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	mayB cuz u tipe like haf a fuckwit. it maeks u seme so SRS. (hahahah still laughing about yr "diploma", professor)
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08.05.2008, 09:27 AM	#53
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Well, looks like I've been told off by Mr Popular. Get me, eh? Must get back to work - catch you later, dear. Mwah xx __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.05.2008, 09:33 AM	#54
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Fake world? Would that be the world where I have a job, good social life, cool friends and many interests? I'll keep my fake world, thanks. So how's life in your brown real world, then? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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