Jokes - Page 3

fishmonkey · 09.22.2006, 08:33 AM

Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f***s little boys.

sonicl · 09.22.2006, 08:36 AM

A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.

"So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?"

"40," replies the dog.

"How can there be 40?" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!"

"I know," says the dog. "But I rounded them up."

racehorse · 09.22.2006, 11:11 AM

patient: doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtains.
doctor: you have cancer.

yo mama is so ugly when she goes to the zoo people mistake her for one of the animals but she is not one of the animals.

what did the ghost eat for christmas dinner?
spooky gateaux.

yo mama gave me a blowjob in the back of her car for a ciggy.

and end.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 12.30.2007, 07:40 PM

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Billy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little Billy replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

Trasher02 · 12.30.2007, 07:43 PM

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A: A pilot you racist

edit: I see it's been posted already.

FUCKI thoguth I was being original.

girlgun · 12.30.2007, 07:57 PM

(i told this one to sway already)

knock knock....

who's there?!

9-11.

9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

girlgun · 12.31.2007, 03:08 PM

gawd. it's funny.

01.15.2008, 10:33 AM

Why does Michael Jackson like 24 year olds?

Because there's 20 of them.

09.22.2006, 08:33 AM	#41
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision? A: Foreplay. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f***s little boys. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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09.22.2006, 08:36 AM	#42
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master. "So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?" "40," replies the dog. "How can there be 40?" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!" "I know," says the dog. "But I rounded them up."
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09.22.2006, 11:11 AM	#43
racehorse 100% Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 784	patient: doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtains. doctor: you have cancer. yo mama is so ugly when she goes to the zoo people mistake her for one of the animals but she is not one of the animals. what did the ghost eat for christmas dinner? spooky gateaux. yo mama gave me a blowjob in the back of her car for a ciggy. and end.
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12.30.2007, 07:40 PM	#44
Crumb's Crunchy Delights expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: okie's in the pokie Posts: 1,352	A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Billy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little Billy replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."
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12.30.2007, 07:43 PM	#45
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist edit: I see it's been posted already. FUCKI thoguth I was being original. __________________ 666
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12.30.2007, 07:57 PM	#46
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	(i told this one to sway already) knock knock.... who's there?! 9-11. 9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
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12.31.2007, 03:08 PM	#47
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	gawd. it's funny.
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01.15.2008, 10:33 AM	#48
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Why does Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because there's 20 of them.
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