make your dream band - Page 3

_slavo_ · 06.29.2006, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Excellent.

thanks buddy.
I'll buy you fish&chips next time I come to London

Inhuman · 06.29.2006, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_

i'd take the first three from soapbar's list and add some:

mark e. smith - vocals/tapes
kevin sheilds - guitar/vocals
lee ranaldo- guitar
philip jeck - turntables
pita (peter rehberg) - laptop
barry burns - various instruments (guitar, flute, computers)
peter hook - bass
brian chippendale - drums

Nice, Bran Chippendale's one of your favorites too. He's insane, and he played at my brother's music festival and my brother said it was the best drumming he's ever seen.

_slavo_ · 06.29.2006, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman

Nice, Bran Chippendale's one of your favorites too. He's insane, and he played at my brother's music festival and my brother said it was the best drumming he's ever seen.

thanks to you too. I'll buy you canadian maple syrup next time I'm in....oh, whatever.

Hip Priest · 06.29.2006, 09:40 AM

NO guitarist, no proper drummer, I'd like to try this semi-improvisational outfit out:

Mark E Smith - vocals
Kim Gordon - bass and vocals
Aphex Twin - electronic noises
David Sylvian - random sounds and instruments as he sees fit, plus some vocals

porkmarras · 06.29.2006, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest

NO guitarist, no proper drummer, I'd like to try this semi-improvisational outfit out:

Mark E Smith - vocals
Kim Gordon - bass and vocals
Aphex Twin - electronic noises
David Sylvian - random sounds and instruments as he sees fit, plus some vocals

Hopefully produced by the great scouser Philip Jeck.

Hip Priest · 06.29.2006, 09:44 AM

I was thinking of maybe Riuichi Sakamoto and Holger Czukay, because of their Sylvian associations, but JEck might do the job nicely.

_slavo_ · 06.29.2006, 09:46 AM

I see we got a nice Jeck-loving club over here.

kingcoffee · 06.29.2006, 10:26 AM

I know there are a lot of members, but this would be one large, heavy hitting band:

Kurt Cobain (yeah I know he's dead, but what the hell, it's my dream)-guitar and vocals
Lee Ranaldo-guitar and vocals
Jimi Hendrix (see above statement)-guitar and vocals
J Mascis-guitar and vocals
Ronald Jones-guitar
Doug Martsch-guitar and vocals
Keith Moon (see above statement)-drums
Steve Shelley-drums
Yoshimi Peewee-drums and vocals (screaming, mostly)
Les Claypool-bass
Chris Kirkwood-bass

kingcoffee · 06.29.2006, 10:27 AM

You can't deny their awesomeness ^

DemonBox · 06.29.2006, 11:42 AM

DemonBox wet dream nr. 2

"Lung-Cancer"
Mark Lanegan - Vocals
Tom Waits - Vocals and Guitar
John Cale - Bass/electric violin
Glenn Kotche - Drums

porkmarras · 06.29.2006, 11:45 AM

Gloria Gaynor-voice
Otomo Yoshihide-Turntables
Madonna-drums(it's in her past)
Lauren Laverne-guitar
David Bowie-miming
John Coltrane-anything he wants to play

DemonBox · 06.29.2006, 11:59 AM

The Ultimate Cock-Rock band

Giutars: Jimmy Page/Jimmy Hendrix
Vocals: Hendrix/Robert Plant/Mick Jagger
Organ: Ray Manzarek
Drums: John Bonham
Bass: Gene Simmons

Could be fun

EDIT: After some further thinking I have decicded that the bass job should be parted between Phil Lynott and Gene.

Rob Instigator · 06.29.2006, 01:15 PM

actually the ultimate cock rock band would be this

gene simmons - bass
peter criss - drums
paul stanley - guitar/vocals
ace frehley - vocals

DemonBox · 06.29.2006, 01:33 PM

No way! Led Zep was more cock-rock than Kiss!

I WANT YOU TO SQUEEZE MY LEMON

'till the juices flows down my legs.

it's zeppelin allrigth.

CHOUT · 06.29.2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

actually the ultimate cock rock band would be this

gene simmons - bass
peter criss - drums
paul stanley - guitar/vocals
ace frehley - vocals

What a line up!

Rob Instigator · 06.29.2006, 01:46 PM

led zepp was a blues rock band. they had some prot-cock rock elements, but no way in hell would a oc rock band be caught dead singing about druids and old ladies pocckets full of gold and bullshit stupid nonsense like that! They would sing about cock and pussy and rock and partying and stupid fucking nonsense like that!

KISS is the GODS OF COCK ROCK!

HaydenAsche · 06.29.2006, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by kingcoffee

You can't deny their awesomeness ^

I can and will deny those dead hack's awesomeness.

Glice · 06.29.2006, 04:46 PM

Hmm... good call on the Philip Jeck Slavo.

I'm gonna go with some drum-heavy shit, methinks.

Drums: Rashied Ali, Beard from NNCK, Tony Allen, Chappy from local Jazz band called Dave (my fave drummer ever), Jaki Leibzeit.

Horns: The ressurected Albert Ayler and Roland Kirk, Nmpereign, Borbetomagus, Kaoru Abe.

Strings: A heavily amplified Arditti Quartet + Gidon Kremer.

Brass section: A Bosnian Klezmer band whose name escapes me.

Vocals: Sainkho Namchylek, w/ backing from the chaps out of Huun-huur tu.

That'll do. No guitars for me thanks.

LNC · 06.29.2006, 04:58 PM

vocals - nico & gira (or patti & ness)
guitar - moore
guitar - malkmus
guitar - j.t. birgisson (and his cello bow)
bass - hook/ibold
drums - prescott/shelly
other stuff - albini/drozd

LNC · 06.29.2006, 05:09 PM

Or...
Shaggs with Alan Vega as extra vocal and Martin Rev molesting that wurlitzer keyboard. And Aphex twin doing the electronics, 'fkors. And they should go on tour with Einsturzende neubauten

06.29.2006, 09:40 AM	#44
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	NO guitarist, no proper drummer, I'd like to try this semi-improvisational outfit out: Mark E Smith - vocals Kim Gordon - bass and vocals Aphex Twin - electronic noises David Sylvian - random sounds and instruments as he sees fit, plus some vocals __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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06.29.2006, 09:44 AM	#46
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	I was thinking of maybe Riuichi Sakamoto and Holger Czukay, because of their Sylvian associations, but JEck might do the job nicely. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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06.29.2006, 09:46 AM	#47
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,908	I see we got a nice Jeck-loving club over here. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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06.29.2006, 10:26 AM	#48
kingcoffee expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,510	I know there are a lot of members, but this would be one large, heavy hitting band: Kurt Cobain (yeah I know he's dead, but what the hell, it's my dream)-guitar and vocals Lee Ranaldo-guitar and vocals Jimi Hendrix (see above statement)-guitar and vocals J Mascis-guitar and vocals Ronald Jones-guitar Doug Martsch-guitar and vocals Keith Moon (see above statement)-drums Steve Shelley-drums Yoshimi Peewee-drums and vocals (screaming, mostly) Les Claypool-bass Chris Kirkwood-bass __________________ "No way, man! Cuz dyin' would be a stone groove! Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?" "Yes. Pick up your puppy."
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06.29.2006, 10:27 AM	#49
kingcoffee expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,510	You can't deny their awesomeness ^ __________________ "No way, man! Cuz dyin' would be a stone groove! Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?" "Yes. Pick up your puppy."
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06.29.2006, 11:42 AM	#50
DemonBox the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 840	DemonBox wet dream nr. 2 "Lung-Cancer" Mark Lanegan - Vocals Tom Waits - Vocals and Guitar John Cale - Bass/electric violin Glenn Kotche - Drums
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06.29.2006, 11:45 AM	#51
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Gloria Gaynor-voice Otomo Yoshihide-Turntables Madonna-drums(it's in her past) Lauren Laverne-guitar David Bowie-miming John Coltrane-anything he wants to play __________________
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06.29.2006, 11:59 AM	#52
DemonBox the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 840	The Ultimate Cock-Rock band Giutars: Jimmy Page/Jimmy Hendrix Vocals: Hendrix/Robert Plant/Mick Jagger Organ: Ray Manzarek Drums: John Bonham Bass: Gene Simmons Could be fun EDIT: After some further thinking I have decicded that the bass job should be parted between Phil Lynott and Gene.
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06.29.2006, 01:15 PM	#53
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	actually the ultimate cock rock band would be this gene simmons - bass peter criss - drums paul stanley - guitar/vocals ace frehley - vocals __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.29.2006, 01:33 PM	#54
DemonBox the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 840	No way! Led Zep was more cock-rock than Kiss! I WANT YOU TO SQUEEZE MY LEMON 'till the juices flows down my legs. it's zeppelin allrigth.
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06.29.2006, 01:46 PM	#56
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	led zepp was a blues rock band. they had some prot-cock rock elements, but no way in hell would a oc rock band be caught dead singing about druids and old ladies pocckets full of gold and bullshit stupid nonsense like that! They would sing about cock and pussy and rock and partying and stupid fucking nonsense like that! KISS is the GODS OF COCK ROCK! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.29.2006, 04:58 PM	#59
LNC little trouble girl Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Zageb, Croatia Posts: 97	vocals - nico & gira (or patti & ness) guitar - moore guitar - malkmus guitar - j.t. birgisson (and his cello bow) bass - hook/ibold drums - prescott/shelly other stuff - albini/drozd __________________ *overanalysis breeds mediocrity*
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06.29.2006, 05:09 PM	#60
LNC little trouble girl Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Zageb, Croatia Posts: 97	Or... Shaggs with Alan Vega as extra vocal and Martin Rev molesting that wurlitzer keyboard. And Aphex twin doing the electronics, 'fkors. And they should go on tour with Einsturzende neubauten __________________ *overanalysis breeds mediocrity*
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