The worst films ever - Page 3

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.29.2008, 11:58 PM

I just find the actor highly annoying, not as bad as Jack Black, but very close.

Here are a few more:
Lethal Weapon 4
Evan Almighty
Ali

!@#$%! · 12.30.2008, 12:11 AM

there was this horrid porn i watched once. "the erotic witch project". really amateur and a blair witch imitation, except the "erotic witch" makes women horny.

not such a bad premise, but at some point there is a guy in a gorilla suit jerking off while he watches a bunch of women getting it on with each other.

the gorilla suit is where they fucking lost me.

acousticrock87 · 12.30.2008, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

there was this horrid porn i watched once.

That was an awesome way to start the post.

schizophrenicroom · 12.30.2008, 12:17 AM

the gorilla thing could be funny if you were drunk or high enough. could be.

fugazifan · 12.30.2008, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

there was this horrid porn i watched once. "the erotic witch project". really amateur and a blair witch imitation, except the "erotic witch" makes women horny.

not such a bad premise, but at some point there is a guy in a gorilla suit jerking off while he watches a bunch of women getting it on with each other.

the gorilla suit is where they fucking lost me.

theres also the film The Bare Wench Project, which was hilarious!

Antagon · 12.30.2008, 07:49 AM

Mortal Kombat: Annhilation!!!!!

atsonicpark · 12.30.2008, 07:56 AM

that movie's awesome. "Didja see that? It was my animality."

Some other TERRIBLE films: The Devil's Rejects, Halloween remake, Grindhouse: Death Proof, The Embalmer, Psycho Scarecrow, Evil Cruise, The Nun, The Covenant, Room 666, Bleed, City of Blood, Deadly Daphne's Revenge, Smokin' Aces, The Ring 2, most horror remakes (especially One Missed call, which is a remake of a film that already sucked!), and Pretty Poison.

All those are worse than anything on that list.

noisereductions · 12.30.2008, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by fugazifan

theres also the film The Bare Wench Project, which was hilarious!

I have Bare Wench 1 & 2... Jim Wynorski, y'all! How can you front on Wynorski if yr a fan of bad cinema!

jimbrim · 12.30.2008, 09:00 AM

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Smokin' Aces

Yeah, that film was a complete sack of cack.

Oceans Twelve is the possibly the worst film I've seen.

Bertrand · 12.30.2008, 09:20 AM

Sergio Gobbi pictures are horrible, especially La nuit du risque.
The worst I ever saw in a theatre was Le couteau sous la gorge, by whatshisname, with Florence Guérin and Brigitte Lahaie. I kept talking to my neighbours all through the film, complaining about everything (apart from a fisheye shot of a pool - 2 or 3 seconds of the whole thing).

I have a soft spot for John Guillermin too.

He probably did something good to be given the opportunity to direct McQueen and Newman, but can't find what.
Sheena, Queen of the Jungle, is the crappiest American picture I can think of.
The first time I saw it, I couldn't think of anything that could be spared.
I recently had the bad taste to cast an eye on it, and, yes, there's one scene that can make you laugh : Sheena's been abducted, she's in a helicopter, and, as she's the queen of the jungle, she summons birdfriends to help her out... And here we go with a pink flamingo attack in the helicopter, deliciously stuffed animals, almost as bad as the lead actress - the weirdest Charlie's angel, Tanya Roberts.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 12.31.2008, 06:08 PM

Why James Cameron.....why?

demonrail666 · 01.01.2009, 11:25 AM

Madonna plays cliched rich bitch who falls for cliched macho man on cliched desert island.

[Sandbag] · 01.01.2009, 12:00 PM

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Madonna plays cliched rich bitch who falls for cliched macho man on cliched desert island.

FUCK.. seriously that's one of the worst movies i've ever seen!

[Sandbag] · 01.01.2009, 12:01 PM

[Sandbag] · 01.01.2009, 12:02 PM

sorry but... this is the winner

the wicker man - remake

worst
movie
ever...

i remember thinking 'i wasted 2 hours of my life watching this shit'
the ending is... made me laugh a lot
100% cliched

stu666 · 01.01.2009, 12:12 PM

demonrail666 · 01.01.2009, 12:22 PM

I really wanted to like this. Unfortunately even I had to admit in the end that it really is just complete and utter bollocks. Good soundtrack though.

Toilet & Bowels · 01.01.2009, 12:51 PM

dude where's my car

gualbert · 01.01.2009, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I really wanted to like this. Unfortunately even I had to admit in the end that it really is just complete and utter bollocks. Good soundtrack though.

Oh!
So you're a fan otherwise?

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12.30.2008, 09:20 AM	#51
Bertrand expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Rennes, France Posts: 1,268	Sergio Gobbi pictures are horrible, especially La nuit du risque. The worst I ever saw in a theatre was Le couteau sous la gorge, by whatshisname, with Florence Guérin and Brigitte Lahaie. I kept talking to my neighbours all through the film, complaining about everything (apart from a fisheye shot of a pool - 2 or 3 seconds of the whole thing). I have a soft spot for John Guillermin too. He probably did something good to be given the opportunity to direct McQueen and Newman, but can't find what. Sheena, Queen of the Jungle, is the crappiest American picture I can think of. The first time I saw it, I couldn't think of anything that could be spared. I recently had the bad taste to cast an eye on it, and, yes, there's one scene that can make you laugh : Sheena's been abducted, she's in a helicopter, and, as she's the queen of the jungle, she summons birdfriends to help her out... And here we go with a pink flamingo attack in the helicopter, deliciously stuffed animals, almost as bad as the lead actress - the weirdest Charlie's angel, Tanya Roberts.
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12.31.2008, 06:08 PM	#52
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	Why James Cameron.....why?
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Madonna plays cliched rich bitch who falls for cliched macho man on cliched desert island.
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01.01.2009, 12:22 PM	#58
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I really wanted to like this. Unfortunately even I had to admit in the end that it really is just complete and utter bollocks. Good soundtrack though.
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