Unforgivable musical crimes - Page 3

Decayed Rhapsody · 08.18.2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

that moment when a once decent rock band decide that they're now massive enough to employ three black women to stand at the side of the stage and sing harmonies for them.

I would have this shit from day 1.

atsonicpark · 08.18.2009, 03:52 PM

Really, the mars volta commits every musical crime a band can commit.

Whether it's cheesy vocal effects (sounding like the singer is drowning), overproduced shit (lead singer "singing" and while he's singing a choir of his voices going "Yeeeeeeeeeeah" pans from speaker to speak), endless boring guitar solos.. sorry, endless boring solos of every kind.. though, let's talk specifically about the guitar solos. This guy is such a shitty guitar player. Never have I heard a guitar solo he's done that has any sort of flow... none of them tell a story.. sometimes, he'll overdub 2 or 3 guitar solos on top of each other, all playing random ass notes, hoping to hit something good.

Etc.

pbradley · 08.18.2009, 04:01 PM

Also, pinch harmonics.

There was a time when it was pretty cool, but backwards guitar solos are fucking annoying to me now.

Rob Instigator · 08.18.2009, 04:08 PM

rhyming "it" with "it"

and Phish rule BTW

Trasher02 · 08.18.2009, 05:07 PM

Not so much a 'musical' crime but nonetheless: overpriced videoclips.

atsonicpark · 08.18.2009, 05:15 PM

While I kinda agree with you, since most of the music videos I like have been simple and cheap (see any nearly Japanese rock band's music video), there have been some really amazing "overpriced" music videos of the years too.

Glice · 08.18.2009, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

This thread is a musical crime. Everything has it's place. Everyone has their place. Everything is nothing. You are shit.

Musical appreciation crime #1: trying to use 'hey guys, why don't we, like, be a bit reasonable?' as a criticism.

AKA DeadDiscoDildo is Neil from the Young Ones.

Anngella · 08.18.2009, 05:59 PM

Brokencyde
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

This is worse than anything that has been said in this thread.

Also crabcore: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca73OtjYzm8

infinitemusic · 08.18.2009, 06:01 PM

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You are shit.

Shit has its place.

floatingslowly · 08.18.2009, 06:40 PM

demonrail666 · 08.18.2009, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

Any hair that looks remotely like this:

Nooo, you're effectively destroying two thirds of my CD collection!

joe11121 · 08.18.2009, 07:55 PM

I agree with more than half of the shit said in this thread.

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.18.2009, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by infinitemusic

Shit has its place.

Exactly my point.

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.18.2009, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Musical appreciation crime #1: trying to use 'hey guys, why don't we, like, be a bit reasonable?' as a criticism.

AKA DeadDiscoDildo is Neil from the Young Ones.

I am also you. You are also Hitler. I am a chair. You are a cup of coffee. a Hippy? bahhumbug. Who said anything about being reasonable. I hate just about all of the bands in this thread. I'm just saying they aren't committing musical crimes, they are just being what they are.

If all you snobby punk rockers were really punks you wouldn't believe in crime.

Death & the Maiden · 08.18.2009, 09:26 PM

Visual Kei

GeneticKiss · 08.18.2009, 10:24 PM

PITCH CORRECTION

If you cannot sing in key, you cannot sing.

EDIT: Quite fitting for my 1000th post on the "new" board...

infinitemusic · 08.19.2009, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by GeneticKiss

PITCH CORRECTION

If you cannot sing in key, you cannot sing.

EDIT: Quite fitting for my 1000th post on the "new" board...

I agree 100%. It's not that fucking hard to get the right note, just redo the goddamn take...

Toilet & Bowels · 08.19.2009, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Also, moustaches in rock.

lemmy? or does his not count because it's a beavertrap?

loubarret · 08.19.2009, 05:10 AM

Jesse Hughes wears it quit good

Sonic Youth Gossip · 08.19.2009, 06:05 AM

What corgan did with the pumpkins:
bring em back with only one other original member and then fuck em up to the point where machina sounded good.

08.18.2009, 03:52 PM	#42
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Really, the mars volta commits every musical crime a band can commit. Whether it's cheesy vocal effects (sounding like the singer is drowning), overproduced shit (lead singer "singing" and while he's singing a choir of his voices going "Yeeeeeeeeeeah" pans from speaker to speak), endless boring guitar solos.. sorry, endless boring solos of every kind.. though, let's talk specifically about the guitar solos. This guy is such a shitty guitar player. Never have I heard a guitar solo he's done that has any sort of flow... none of them tell a story.. sometimes, he'll overdub 2 or 3 guitar solos on top of each other, all playing random ass notes, hoping to hit something good. Etc. __________________
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08.18.2009, 04:01 PM	#43
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Also, pinch harmonics. There was a time when it was pretty cool, but backwards guitar solos are fucking annoying to me now.
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08.18.2009, 04:08 PM	#44
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	rhyming "it" with "it" and Phish rule BTW __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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08.18.2009, 05:07 PM	#45
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Not so much a 'musical' crime but nonetheless: overpriced videoclips. __________________ 666
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08.18.2009, 05:15 PM	#46
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	While I kinda agree with you, since most of the music videos I like have been simple and cheap (see any nearly Japanese rock band's music video), there have been some really amazing "overpriced" music videos of the years too. __________________
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08.18.2009, 05:59 PM	#48
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Brokencyde http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0 This is worse than anything that has been said in this thread. Also crabcore: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca73OtjYzm8 __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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08.18.2009, 06:40 PM	#50
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08.18.2009, 07:55 PM	#52
joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	I agree with more than half of the shit said in this thread.
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08.18.2009, 09:26 PM	#55
Death & the Maiden expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,036	Visual Kei __________________ www.myspace.com/ghostofanidealwife
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08.18.2009, 10:24 PM	#56
GeneticKiss expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,666	PITCH CORRECTION If you cannot sing in key, you cannot sing. EDIT: Quite fitting for my 1000th post on the "new" board... __________________ https://handinthefates.bandcamp.com<--music
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08.19.2009, 05:10 AM	#59
loubarret expwy. to yr skull Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Dutch suburbs Posts: 1,573	Jesse Hughes wears it quit good
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08.19.2009, 06:05 AM	#60
Sonic Youth Gossip stalker Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 389	What corgan did with the pumpkins: bring em back with only one other original member and then fuck em up to the point where machina sounded good.
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