Calm me down - Page 3

Trasher02 · 11.08.2009, 07:28 PM

old fat owl lady time

Dead-Air · 11.08.2009, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

coming from me, it probably would do more harm than help but yes i'll sign as someone else.

Oh she's as batshit crazy as you. She'd say so. I've given up on searching for sanity, it lasts for a bit longer than the crazy fun and then goes the same way with significant impact and a lot more at stake. Fuck it. Write your letter in monkey baby's blood on the skin of a dead harp seal. It can only help my cause.

knox · 11.08.2009, 07:34 PM

why did that sound slightly insulting?

knox · 11.08.2009, 07:36 PM

ok here it goes.

hello stranger!

go on and marry this guy. he seems to like you. that seems better than being single at the moment. if it doesnt work out, please dont steal his stuff.

regards,

Dead-Air · 11.08.2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

ok here it goes.

hello stranger!

go on and marry this guy. he seems to like you. that seems better than being single at the moment. if it doesnt work out, please dont steal his stuff.

regards,

Very professional. Thanks. I would never intentionally insult you, by the way. I've come to adore you as a fascinating creative force bent on the destruction of society through a bit of self esteem issue botheration.

I'm completely on your side, and only ask that you delete the bit about "marry" and replace with the word "do" when you send the proper monkee baby blood on harp seal skin version. email me for the mailing address.

Dead-Air · 11.08.2009, 07:47 PM

Bitch took the good fucking corkscrew too, and then has the nerve to text message me with "pls dont be mad". Grr.

knox · 11.08.2009, 07:51 PM

fuck off, not the CORKSCREW.
you can use a pen tho.

are you serious about me sending a letter? because i would.

artsygrrl · 11.08.2009, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

If you mean Canada you're right. But it is a severe test of my powers of seduction to get somebody to step on a plane, no matter, well, no matter... I like a challenge anyway.

It just sucks that I still have to suck it up and take her bullshit or end up in a horrible battle that will be awful for our son. I didn't take it particularly well today and called her and let her have it. Oh well.

Wow Dead-Air, I thought things were finally being somewhat resolved between you two. Sometimes the shit just never ends. Stay focused, keep yr sense of humor.

Dead-Air · 11.08.2009, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

fuck off, not the CORKSCREW.
you can use a pen tho.

are you serious about me sending a letter? because i would.

I'll send you her address. Actually that would be incredibly cool. It gets lonely in Nova Scotia. Kind of like how it's so cold in Alaska.

Dead-Air · 11.08.2009, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by artsygrrl

Wow Dead-Air, I thought things were finally being somewhat resolved between you two. Sometimes the shit just never ends. Stay focused, keep yr sense of humor.

You are an incredibly sweet and wise person. Your last bit of advice is the best and I'm there. Of course that sense of humor is a bit dry and wicked at times, but that's really not my problem.

artsygrrl · 11.08.2009, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

You are an incredibly sweet and wise person. Your last bit of advice is the best and I'm there. Of course that sense of humor is a bit dry and wicked at times, but that's really not my problem.

<3 You're the best and we're here for ya!

EVOLghost · 11.08.2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Could lolcats help?

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Originally Posted by knox

it makes me miss mine.

guess not...haha

Genteel Death · 11.09.2009, 05:06 AM

knox, as promised....

Tokolosh · 11.09.2009, 05:12 AM

You sure have a lot of toiletries.
Nice photo Sarra.

artsygrrl · 11.09.2009, 06:33 AM

Sarra. I just had this enlarged to 8 x 10. FEET. Now all I need for you to do is autograph it for me.

Keeping It Simple · 11.09.2009, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by knox

Blue lights. Picturing beautiful landscapes.
Anger, anxiety, insomnia, hands shaking.
wanting to strangle people.
taking deep breaths.
don't suggest drugs - i need something now.
help me not be a crazy bitch.
thank you.

You need a man in your life.

Keeping It Simple · 11.09.2009, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

knox, as promised....

Your surly expression tells us life has somehow dealt you a cruel blow. Wanna talk about it?

Genteel Death · 11.09.2009, 08:14 AM

That's my happiest expression.

knox · 11.09.2009, 08:31 AM

now i have to come up with a whole new voice for you.

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knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	ok here it goes. hello stranger! go on and marry this guy. he seems to like you. that seems better than being single at the moment. if it doesnt work out, please dont steal his stuff. regards, __________________
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Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	Bitch took the good fucking corkscrew too, and then has the nerve to text message me with "pls dont be mad". Grr. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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11.08.2009, 07:51 PM	#48
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	fuck off, not the CORKSCREW. you can use a pen tho. are you serious about me sending a letter? because i would. __________________
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11.09.2009, 06:33 AM	#56
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	Sarra. I just had this enlarged to 8 x 10. FEET. Now all I need for you to do is autograph it for me.
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