do you brush yr damn teeth? - Page 3

hevusa · 03.03.2010, 02:21 PM

I can't fall asleep knowing my teeth are unbrushed. That dude is gross.

Keeping It Simple · 03.03.2010, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by hevusa

I can't fall asleep knowing my teeth are unbrushed. That dude is gross.

I know the feeling. I can't fall asleep knowing my chest hairs are unbrushed.

Keeping It Simple · 03.03.2010, 02:37 PM

Only Americans floss their teeth. Nobody else in the world does.

floatingslowly · 03.03.2010, 03:10 PM

I brush my tooth. I only have one.

!@#$%! · 03.03.2010, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

after one of the rare times i've bothered to ask han solo "are you going to brush yr teeth??"(i don't usually ask, i'm not his mother, but i just don't get coming to the bathroom before bed and then Not doing it..) and greeted with "if i was going to, i would have" i figured i'd ask..

So i'm actually interested to see how many of you are filthy dirty and do not. So many of the male halves of my friends, and male friends, fail at this simple task, more so in the evening.

I'd like to think the womens out there who are usually a little more ocd about personal hygene, will score a lot better.

jeezus fucking johnson, i only have one set of teeth, so i brush 2 or 3 times daily and i try to floss every night (try... sometimes i'm exhausted). besides, i live with someone who gets to smell my breath often, and i like her breath so i reciprocate.

my wife is more serious about this business, i occassionally skip/pass out/forget, but fuckit, she wouldn't let me kiss her if i'm reeking of decomposed flesh.

i thought you had gotten a job, an apartment, and kicked hand solo aka pantyhead to the curb already? or you're keeping him on life support for some mysterious reason?

Keeping It Simple · 03.03.2010, 04:40 PM

Does anyone here have false teeth?

!@#$%! · 03.03.2010, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Only Americans floss their teeth. Nobody else in the world does.

bullshit. everyone else in the world does except for the Swine People

they look cute when they are little but by age 5 they have the stench of raw sewage

Rob Instigator · 03.03.2010, 04:49 PM

I have one tooth with a crown on it.

pbradley · 03.03.2010, 05:30 PM

Along with before bed, I brush my teeth before any time I go out. It's a compulsion, at this point.

phoenix · 03.03.2010, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

Nothing worse than having a mouth full of ass breath.

Exactly! I can only imagine what the non evening brushers smell like come bed time.. Let alone by morning.
I refuse makeout/sexytime before bed if someone has not brushed their teeth first. If the people you see during the day are worthy of non stinky then so am i.

phoenix · 03.03.2010, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Only Americans floss their teeth. Nobody else in the world does.

Shush you dirty dirty thing.

I suppose yot don't use soap to wash as its just a marketing ploy, and that you use yr hands to wipe yr ass, because toilet paper is just a money making venture!

akprodr · 03.03.2010, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Does anyone here have false teeth?

Yes. >>I<< always tell the truth. My teeth on the other hand are filthy liars.

ploesj · 03.03.2010, 06:20 PM

i brush them twice a day, after breakfast en before going to bed, and sometimes give them a quick brushing to freshen up when i go out. i use an electric toothbrush and not too much toothpaste, our dentist told us it's not necessary to use a lot, just a little bit and water.. but he advised to keep making the brushing movements, even with an electric brush, so your teeth are more thoroughly cleaned.
i don't floss but i have these plastic toothpicks that work really well. some time ago i had a terrible toothache due to a chipped tooth which caused food to get stuck between them. that tooth has been fixed and using the toothpicks about twice a week works really well.
i get a lot of compliments on my teeth since they are straight and white. In belgium dentist checkups aren't very expensive and you get most of it paid back by the state anyway, same for most functional dental work (cavities and anything else that damages the health of your teeth and isn't just for aesthetic purposes: i had a retainer for a few years to correct the position of my jaw so i would be able to bite and chew better, most of this money was paid back)

Rob Instigator · 03.03.2010, 06:22 PM

Belgian chicks and Belgian medical system are HOTT!

hevusa · 03.03.2010, 06:48 PM

Brush yo teeth, Brush yo teeth, Brush yo god damn teeth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8

DeadDiscoDildo · 03.03.2010, 07:09 PM

Sometimes I go days without brushing, probably bad but I've never had any teeth problems. Listerine is the shit. I try to at least brush sometimes at night if I remember...

I don't really have bad breath though either...

!@#$%! · 03.03.2010, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

I don't really have bad breath though either...

you can't smell your own breath

just saying...

Phlegmscope · 03.03.2010, 08:34 PM

There was a time when I drank lots of soda and brushed my teeth only a once a day, so the damage was done.
I've dropped the liquid sugar since and brush more often in order to avoid my mouth evolving into a cavity of terror.

the original pincho · 03.03.2010, 10:19 PM

I brush and floss well every day.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.03.2010, 10:19 PM

Who brushes their tongue? It's astonishingly refreshing.

View Poll Results: well?
i'm a guy and i always brush my teeth twice a day +	19	67.86%
i'm a guy and often forget what a toothbrush looks like	4	14.29%
i'm a girl and always brush my teeth twice a day +	4	14.29%
i'm a girl and often forget what a toothbrush looks like	1	3.57%
Voters: 28. You may not vote on this poll

03.03.2010, 02:21 PM	#41
hevusa expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: rain hell Posts: 1,535	I can't fall asleep knowing my teeth are unbrushed. That dude is gross.
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Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	Only Americans floss their teeth. Nobody else in the world does.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I brush my tooth. I only have one.
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Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	Does anyone here have false teeth?
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	I have one tooth with a crown on it. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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03.03.2010, 05:30 PM	#49
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Along with before bed, I brush my teeth before any time I go out. It's a compulsion, at this point.
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03.03.2010, 06:20 PM	#53
ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	i brush them twice a day, after breakfast en before going to bed, and sometimes give them a quick brushing to freshen up when i go out. i use an electric toothbrush and not too much toothpaste, our dentist told us it's not necessary to use a lot, just a little bit and water.. but he advised to keep making the brushing movements, even with an electric brush, so your teeth are more thoroughly cleaned. i don't floss but i have these plastic toothpicks that work really well. some time ago i had a terrible toothache due to a chipped tooth which caused food to get stuck between them. that tooth has been fixed and using the toothpicks about twice a week works really well. i get a lot of compliments on my teeth since they are straight and white. In belgium dentist checkups aren't very expensive and you get most of it paid back by the state anyway, same for most functional dental work (cavities and anything else that damages the health of your teeth and isn't just for aesthetic purposes: i had a retainer for a few years to correct the position of my jaw so i would be able to bite and chew better, most of this money was paid back) __________________ blog flickr
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03.03.2010, 06:22 PM	#54
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Belgian chicks and Belgian medical system are HOTT! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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03.03.2010, 06:48 PM	#55
hevusa expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: rain hell Posts: 1,535	Brush yo teeth, Brush yo teeth, Brush yo god damn teeth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8
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03.03.2010, 07:09 PM	#56
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Sometimes I go days without brushing, probably bad but I've never had any teeth problems. Listerine is the shit. I try to at least brush sometimes at night if I remember... I don't really have bad breath though either...
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03.03.2010, 08:34 PM	#58
Phlegmscope expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Finland Posts: 1,246	There was a time when I drank lots of soda and brushed my teeth only a once a day, so the damage was done. I've dropped the liquid sugar since and brush more often in order to avoid my mouth evolving into a cavity of terror.
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03.03.2010, 10:19 PM	#59
the original pincho little trouble girl Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 62	I brush and floss well every day.
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03.03.2010, 10:19 PM	#60
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	Who brushes their tongue? It's astonishingly refreshing.
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