[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

Dear Pookie,

Could you please give Murmer99 some attention? He/she desperately needs your love.

Thank you.

Genteel Death

Certainly (I like them desperate). But I'll need to know male or female so I can decide what type of love to give him/her.

[floatingslowly]

More of an answer than a question.

murmer is definitely a she as She and I have exchanged quite steamy pms and it's obvious that a guy would never want to poop on my chest like that.

On topic: now that you know, who will be in charge of.chest pooping in the murmer_pookie tango of love*?

Love,

You Know Who

[floatingslowly]

Dear Pookie,

Where have you gone to? The Texas heat is nigh-unbearable without your cooling sage advice. Are you enjoy tea and cake? Do your toenails need trimming? Would the UK Customs office allow me to mail your wife a tiny alligator skull? I quite think she'd like it.

Ballistically Yours,

Lee Harvey Oswald

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Lee Harvey Oswald

Dear Pookie,

Where have you gone to? The Texas heat is nigh-unbearable without your cooling sage advice. Are you enjoy tea and cake? Do your toenails need trimming? Would the UK Customs office allow me to mail your wife a tiny alligator skull? I quite think she'd like it.

Ballistically Yours,

Lee Harvey Oswald

Half a pig's skull adorned our Christmas tree this year.

If you sent the alligator skull still inside the alligator my daughter would be cock-a-hoop.