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My technique with eating a girl out is this... I like to slowly do the A, B, C's on their clit while gently teasing their vagina with one firm finger. Then, I measure the moistness to know when to increase my tongue action. I'll add subtle sucks on the clit, feeling it swell in my mouth like a hot, bulbous little bean. I'll stick two fingers in and let the vagina form to fit them and I'll firmly, slowly go in and out, subtly increasing the pressure but keeping a steady rhythm and also increasing my tongue flicking just a bit more. I'll tease the g-spot a bit but mainly focus on the a-spot, which is more reliable I've noticed. Soon, I'll do quick-as-fuck lightning-fast licks while both fingers go in and out as hard and as deep as possible. That's usually all it takes. I won't stop until they tell me to, even if my shoulder hurts.
And then we can, y'know, have sex too, but eh. Oral sex is so much more fun. |
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Well, I had to recently explain, in detail, how to "properly" eat a girl out (that sounds so gross) to someone who'd never done it and I spent like an hour telling this guy how to do it and he was like "oh man this is great." He even wrote some shit down! He's kind of a loser, though, so I doubt he ever uses my advice. Heh.
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hahahhaa
well it sounds like you got it down
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Yeah, maybe... I'm way better at that than fucking. Intercourse just bores me usually. Unless there's some pain involved...
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no pain no gain.
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I don't even see the point in havin sex if the old lady isn't willing to spit on me, call me a dirty motherrfucker, and slap the shit out of me.
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"spenge bab"
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he's gonna be usin ur move! nxt thing u know he's gonna stop short. end w/a swirl, not with a pinch. posted this in the sodomy/butt love thread- here's my tips for u now atsonic. Quote:
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So, like I said...
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Yeah. There's also a u-spot. You know how the g spot feels like the end of your nose? Well, the a spot is kinda underneath that.. it feels kinda like how you might think a brain should feel. |
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oh cum now. u knew that. http://www.heretical.com/miscella/g-spots.html
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haha I will read that after I post this, but thanks zombie robot. Seinfeld rules.
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