Worst movies you have ever seen - Page 4

!@#$%! · 12.11.2006, 07:37 PM

in another atrocious remake, this awesome movie with this beautiful creature

became THIS bland gringo remake

pardon me but can i say "ewwwww"?

or better yet

"quel fucking crap"

Savage Clone · 12.11.2006, 07:39 PM

Yeah, "Image Not Available" was a shameful waste of celluloid.

!@#$%! · 12.11.2006, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Yeah, "Image Not Available" was a shameful waste of celluloid.

i'd choose blindness over having to see again shit like "days of thunder"

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 12.11.2006, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daddylikes

Most people here have shit taste.

War of the Worlds rocked.

Hostel rocked.

Leprechaun 4 in space is pretty bad...as is Leprechaun in the Hood with Ice T.

Troll and Troll 2 are pretty fucking bad too.

But...

The WORST MOVIE ever! Has got to be....

THE SHAFT! (not to be confused with "Shaft")

THE SHAFT is a horror movie about a possessed elevator...and it is damn rad!

I tried to watch the Shaft and I couldn't.

You know, Spartacus isn't that bad if you think of it as a typical movie from that time period and not as a Kubrick film.

!@#$%! · 12.11.2006, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I tried to watch the Shaft and I couldn't.

You know, Spartacus isn't that bad if you think of it as a typical movie from that time period and not as a Kubrick film.

well yes i guess i generally hate those types of movies from that period-- such a fucking letdown! i was shocked when the thing finished i ran outside screaming "that can't be kubrick! it can't be!!" --- my sense of reality had been shaken.

later i went online to discover the ugly truth, but ugly as it may have been it preserved my love & respect for the master-- please know i am a very jaded and cynical bastard & to call someone a master i have to really be in awe of the work and feel a sense of gratitude for life-changing art. but anyway...

if you're gonna go for that, then

> spartacus

ha ha ha

CHOUT · 12.11.2006, 09:40 PM

Things my old girlfriend would take me to: Forget Paris and 9 Months. Don't think we stayed though either.

krastian · 12.12.2006, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noisemachine

I can't fucking stand all these parody movies that everybody slurps up....Jesus Christ. Hell, I thought the Scream movies were retarded.

Horrible Movies My Friends Have Drug Me To
Romeo Must Die (wow, cool story!)
The Mod Squad
...well, that's not many, but believe me I was pissed

krastian · 12.12.2006, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I am just assuming the remake of The Wicker Man was atrocious based on the changes that I read about. I refused to see it on general principle.
Why did they have to fuck with that?

Fuckerz.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.12.2006, 01:30 AM

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.12.2006, 01:30 AM

the following movie i have not seen, but i can imagine how much they probably suck

Cantankerous · 12.12.2006, 01:39 AM

the trip - you can't recreate that shit. it's not campy or nostalgic, it's just crap. thanks for playing anyway.

requiem for a dream - they were SO far off the mark with this factually and just in general and jared leto is an annoying little shit. end of.

last days - Hayden might fancy this one, taking into account how far he has his head up his ass and that nirvana tattoo.

donnie darko - being criminally insane, i would really like to take this opportunity to tell richard kelly to just fuck off.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.12.2006, 01:46 AM

hahah, so true

sonikold · 12.12.2006, 02:01 AM

dracula 3000 with coolio. so wrong for so many reasons. the first one being- how can there be a planet of fucking vampires?

this plays occasiionally on tv, you need to check it out to understand how bad movies can be.

and DOMINO was terrible, like someone just getting out of film school, landing a major movie deal and putting every single cliched movie trick in it. a zillion camera cuts, lenses & filters. christopher walken and tom waits are in it, and it STILL blows chunks.

oh, and i saw godard's version of king lear with norman mailer and molly ringwald. it was pretty atrocious, definitely shattered my faith in jean-luc.

Dead-Air · 12.12.2006, 02:06 AM

At the Mouth of Madness by John Carpenter. What the fuck was he thinking??? A total mockery of H. P. Lovecraft, on who it was supposedly based.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.12.2006, 02:06 AM

yes, domino was TERRIBLE.

never saw dracula 3000 but ive heard stories, hahhaah

OH!
lets not talk shit about godard
capiche?

krastian · 12.12.2006, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

At the Mouth of Madness by John Carpenter. What the fuck was he thinking??? A total mockery of H. P. Lovecraft, on who it was supposedly based.

I love that movie!!! Well, not really love, but I've always liked it a lot.

alteredcourse · 12.12.2006, 04:21 AM

i too enjoy at the mouth of madness .

derailed (with jennifer aniston and clive owen )
and 2001 : a space odyssey (to even type it makes me shudder )

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.12.2006, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alteredcourse

2001 : a space odyssey (to even type it makes me shudder )

e.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.12.2006, 04:29 AM

i think this is turning into 'how alternative can you look by saying you hate said to be generly good movies"

alteredcourse · 12.12.2006, 04:52 AM

its true that perhaps it wouldnt be quite enough worth mentioning for me to say 2001 if it wasnt so cherished and hyped .
but i really had never squirmed through a movie as much as it , and it does baffle me that so many people think so very highly of it .
you can take that , right ?

12.11.2006, 07:37 PM	#61
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,581	in another atrocious remake, this awesome movie with this beautiful creature became THIS bland gringo remake pardon me but can i say "ewwwww"? or better yet "quel fucking crap"
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.11.2006, 07:39 PM	#62
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Yeah, "Image Not Available" was a shameful waste of celluloid.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.11.2006, 09:40 PM	#66
CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	Things my old girlfriend would take me to: Forget Paris and 9 Months. Don't think we stayed though either. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.12.2006, 01:30 AM	#69
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.12.2006, 01:30 AM	#70
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	the following movie i have not seen, but i can imagine how much they probably suck
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.12.2006, 01:39 AM	#71
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	the trip - you can't recreate that shit. it's not campy or nostalgic, it's just crap. thanks for playing anyway. requiem for a dream - they were SO far off the mark with this factually and just in general and jared leto is an annoying little shit. end of. last days - Hayden might fancy this one, taking into account how far he has his head up his ass and that nirvana tattoo. donnie darko - being criminally insane, i would really like to take this opportunity to tell richard kelly to just fuck off. __________________ RETIRED
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.12.2006, 01:46 AM	#72
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	hahah, so true
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.12.2006, 02:01 AM	#73
sonikold children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: helltown, ohio Posts: 303	dracula 3000 with coolio. so wrong for so many reasons. the first one being- how can there be a planet of fucking vampires? this plays occasiionally on tv, you need to check it out to understand how bad movies can be. and DOMINO was terrible, like someone just getting out of film school, landing a major movie deal and putting every single cliched movie trick in it. a zillion camera cuts, lenses & filters. christopher walken and tom waits are in it, and it STILL blows chunks. oh, and i saw godard's version of king lear with norman mailer and molly ringwald. it was pretty atrocious, definitely shattered my faith in jean-luc. __________________ >>>Thrustin' More<<<
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.12.2006, 02:06 AM	#74
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	At the Mouth of Madness by John Carpenter. What the fuck was he thinking??? A total mockery of H. P. Lovecraft, on who it was supposedly based. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.12.2006, 04:21 AM	#77
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	i too enjoy at the mouth of madness . derailed (with jennifer aniston and clive owen ) and 2001 : a space odyssey (to even type it makes me shudder )
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.12.2006, 04:29 AM	#79
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	i think this is turning into 'how alternative can you look by saying you hate said to be generly good movies" __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

12.12.2006, 04:52 AM	#80
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	its true that perhaps it wouldnt be quite enough worth mentioning for me to say 2001 if it wasnt so cherished and hyped . but i really had never squirmed through a movie as much as it , and it does baffle me that so many people think so very highly of it . you can take that , right ?
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|