which of our forumers has issues at the moment - Page 4

floatingslowly · 05.01.2009, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

I didn't want anyone to take that more than a joke.

don't be such a pussy.

pbradley · 05.01.2009, 07:22 PM

If I were a pussy, I would be the best and most beautiful pussy ever.

floatingslowly · 05.01.2009, 07:25 PM

I'm sure you would smell like a flower too!

and by flower, I mean, Amorphophallus titanum.

pbradley · 05.01.2009, 07:36 PM

I'm going to take this reply as you saying that vaginas are giant misshapen penises.

I'm calling the feministas.

floatingslowly · 05.01.2009, 07:37 PM

have you seen Chyna Doll?

don't make me go there.

davenotdead · 05.01.2009, 07:39 PM

NaiveMelody · 05.01.2009, 07:44 PM

ewwwwwwwwww

floatingslowly · 05.01.2009, 07:47 PM

^^^ oh, you should pan down.

phoenix · 05.01.2009, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

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too far to send HIS wife a message saying HE is really rude and she is invited to come out but he is not, cos there's something wrong with him?

wtf what a weirdo.

give him a computer virus.

floatingslowly · 05.01.2009, 11:16 PM

unfortunately for me, I'm too nice.

I'd just rather not talk to him if it's going to be like that.

good thing I didn't buy tickets to the TV on the Radio show. I'd feel compelled by programming to be civil. curse these restraining bolts.

Lamont Cranston · 05.02.2009, 02:08 AM

I'm 23 and have never had a job nor do I have any skills or qualifications for any job; been sitting around doing nothing since May 2004 and been on the dole since January 2007, getting kicked around various departments and agencies and social workers and doctors of CentreLink.
Do I qualify for 'issues'?

Derek · 05.02.2009, 04:57 AM

Your job is to collect King Crimson bootlegs m'good man.

Lamont Cranston · 05.02.2009, 05:22 AM

that doesn't make my life less shitty

phoenix · 05.02.2009, 06:44 AM

sucks lamont. Though, I've ment some pretty challenged people who still manage to work. Are you sure you just don't want a job in the first place?

05.02.2009, 06:59 AM

I've had issues all my life and I'm all the more happy for that. Baggage would make you sexy like me. If you were as sexy as me, of course.

Toilet & Bowels · 05.02.2009, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston

I'm 23 and have never had a job nor do I have any skills or qualifications for any job; been sitting around doing nothing since May 2004 and been on the dole since January 2007, getting kicked around various departments and agencies and social workers and doctors of CentreLink.
Do I qualify for 'issues'?

I'd say you qualify for typically work shy australian.

pbradley · 05.02.2009, 12:22 PM

Yeah, I'm 23 fresh out of college and unemployed with little job experience, too.

And I live here:

http://ocbiz.freedomblogging.com/200...tions-biggest/

DeadDiscoDildo · 05.02.2009, 04:34 PM

Too many to list.

One of the strangest ones tho....

I seem to form impossible crushes on girls on the internet whom I'll probably never meet because I waste so much time on here after me and my ex broke up last year.

Now I've got all kinds of girls that are interested in me in my city...and I am ignoring them for this fantasy I've created.

I've got like 4 on the internet and 6 in real life....

Im like the biggest player who's not getting any/the whackest version of the bruce wayne/double life.

fuck.

pbradley · 05.02.2009, 05:25 PM

^ lock up the sonic gals, DDD is breathin' hard

greedrex · 05.02.2009, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

Too many to list.

One of the strangest ones tho....

I seem to form impossible crushes on girls on the internet whom I'll probably never meet because I waste so much time on here after me and my ex broke up last year.

Now I've got all kinds of girls that are interested in me in my city...and I am ignoring them for this fantasy I've created.

I've got like 4 on the internet and 6 in real life....

Im like the biggest player who's not getting any/the whackest version of the bruce wayne/double life.

fuck.

you're such a

05.01.2009, 07:22 PM	#62
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	If I were a pussy, I would be the best and most beautiful pussy ever.
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05.01.2009, 07:25 PM	#63
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm sure you would smell like a flower too! and by flower, I mean, Amorphophallus titanum.
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05.01.2009, 07:36 PM	#64
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I'm going to take this reply as you saying that vaginas are giant misshapen penises. I'm calling the feministas.
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05.01.2009, 07:37 PM	#65
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	have you seen Chyna Doll? don't make me go there.
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05.01.2009, 07:39 PM	#66
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	__________________
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05.01.2009, 07:44 PM	#67
NaiveMelody stalker Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montgomery, AL Posts: 477	ewwwwwwwwww __________________ I'm just an animal looking for a home and to share the same space for a minute or two.
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05.01.2009, 07:47 PM	#68
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ oh, you should pan down.
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05.01.2009, 11:16 PM	#70
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	unfortunately for me, I'm too nice. I'd just rather not talk to him if it's going to be like that. good thing I didn't buy tickets to the TV on the Radio show. I'd feel compelled by programming to be civil. curse these restraining bolts.
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05.02.2009, 02:08 AM	#71
Lamont Cranston 100% Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 725	I'm 23 and have never had a job nor do I have any skills or qualifications for any job; been sitting around doing nothing since May 2004 and been on the dole since January 2007, getting kicked around various departments and agencies and social workers and doctors of CentreLink. Do I qualify for 'issues'? __________________ This is how it will all end: not with floods, earthquakes, falling comets or gigantic crabs roaming the Earth. No, doomsday will start simply out of indifference.
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05.02.2009, 04:57 AM	#72
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Your job is to collect King Crimson bootlegs m'good man.
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05.02.2009, 05:22 AM	#73
Lamont Cranston 100% Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 725	that doesn't make my life less shitty __________________ This is how it will all end: not with floods, earthquakes, falling comets or gigantic crabs roaming the Earth. No, doomsday will start simply out of indifference.
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05.02.2009, 06:44 AM	#74
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	sucks lamont. Though, I've ment some pretty challenged people who still manage to work. Are you sure you just don't want a job in the first place? __________________ tiny and lost.
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05.02.2009, 06:59 AM	#75
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I've had issues all my life and I'm all the more happy for that. Baggage would make you sexy like me. If you were as sexy as me, of course.
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05.02.2009, 12:22 PM	#77
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Yeah, I'm 23 fresh out of college and unemployed with little job experience, too. And I live here: http://ocbiz.freedomblogging.com/200...tions-biggest/
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05.02.2009, 04:34 PM	#78
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Too many to list. One of the strangest ones tho.... I seem to form impossible crushes on girls on the internet whom I'll probably never meet because I waste so much time on here after me and my ex broke up last year. Now I've got all kinds of girls that are interested in me in my city...and I am ignoring them for this fantasy I've created. I've got like 4 on the internet and 6 in real life.... Im like the biggest player who's not getting any/the whackest version of the bruce wayne/double life. fuck.
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05.02.2009, 05:25 PM	#79
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	^ lock up the sonic gals, DDD is breathin' hard
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