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cabrales cheese is pretty pungent
hey melly you are funny ha ha finally i can laugh |
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my mom was never much of a parenty parent, most of the time i just played on my own while she went about her business cleaning the house or whatever
i was a major thumbsucker when i was a kid to the point that the roof of my mouth is actually higher than it's supposed to be because it was pushed up by my thumb
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last night, i went out with my ex and she drove after drinking like a vodka or something, we got pulled over by the cops and we had to bribe them so they would fuck off. definitely a stupid situation. i could argue my way out of it like that last time, even if i wasn't drunk, but i had to take a wild leak and all i could think is not to pee my pants in front of the cops. Quote:
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I almost fell off a cliff driving an old Daihatsu in Royal Gorge, Colorado after having drunk too much Jack Daniels. The worst thing is that there were 3 other people in the car with me.
I never sat at the wheel after having drank a single sip of alcohol ever since.
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c'mon and have another one, drinkin' and drivin' is so much fun.... lalala...
no, seriously, slavo (and everyone) drunk driving is one of the dumbes things to do really... if not the dumbest at all. but i guess you get it when you lose someone to that.
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Dumbest thing I've done while drunk off of everclear...
Probably when I downloaded Ludacris albums and played them full blast at 3 AM on a Monday on my friend's 4 huge speakers (they're as big as half stacks) and I started dancing like a maniac and then I passed out in a pool of vomit to the tune of "Ho". I woke up with a zebra towel around my head and I apparently sucked on some chick's feet and had gotten completely naked, dunked in a toilet, and tied up in electric cords earlier in the night. I don't remember THAT... |
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...rolled backwards hitting my head before almost falling on to railway tracks.
..deciding to end the evening with twiggy, a half bottle of champagne, a glass of red wine and 3 cigarettes ... needing to push EVERY button I see..
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Fell asleep on a ledge of a fortified fortress' wall with a 50% chance to fall on the left=on the grass or on the right=30 mt down on a street..
after a mogwai gig and quite a lot of alcoohol. 2 girls woke me up and saved me.
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To name a few instances that I didn't black out during: 1.My husband I got very intoxicated in Savannah, GA on the river, but when we decided to walk 6 blocks back to our hotel we got lost on the "bad" side of town. We ended up at some cemetary and he jumps the fence cause he had to piss. On his way back over the fence he landed on his head.It took us about another hour to find the hotel and my man passed out on the bathroom floor as soon as we got back. 2. We went to a Duff Mckagan show and after no food and about a gallon of beer I was pretty livid. I stood up on the bar stool and almost got my head lopped off by a cieling fan. But for some reason I still felt the need to stand on that stool. So after being chastised by the bar maid and nearly kicked out I ended up knocking the stool with me on it to the ground. I woke up the next morning with many bruises and a knot on my head.
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I'm genuinely ridiculously jealous. Was it with Loaded?
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I stood next to izzy stradlin once and just became paralysed with hero worship. I think if i'd been standing next to Duff I'd have just started crying or something. As for having a conversation with him. That'd just be a complete mess.
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I kept drinking.
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