[truncated]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Enough said.I rest my case.

Alright, does anyone else care to enlighten me then? I must be having a moron day, because I honestly am not clear on what you meant. Are you advising me to post more prudently?

[noumenal]

For the record, I didn't completely get what he was trying to say either.

My understanding goes like this:

"The internet is great for trying to get away from any personality issues you might have that make it hard to deal with other people. But they inevitably come out when you post enough, like with Khchris. But give him a break and don't blast him because of his obvious shortcomings. Let him escape from them--it's the internet. And after all, aren't we all cunts when you think about it?"

How was that? I think that's pretty close.

[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by truncated

About HaydenAsche though, I do have some strange platonic crush on him.

Gooey, I lurv you.

I lurv you as well. If I ever go straight and gain 5 years in age really fast we'll totally get married.

[truncated]

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

I lurv you as well. If I ever go straight and gain 5 years in age really fast we'll totally get married.

Who said I wanted you to be older? You must not be aware of my 'preferences'

(Really, I'm joking. For the record, I'm not a pedophile.)

[truncated]

Originally Posted by noumenal

For the record, I didn't completely get what he was trying to say either.

My understanding goes like this:

"The internet is great for trying to get away from any personality issues you might have that make it hard to deal with other people. But they inevitably come out when you post enough, like with Khchris. But give him a break and don't blast him because of his obvious shortcomings. Let him escape from them--it's the internet. And after all, aren't we all cunts when you think about it?"

How was that? I think that's pretty close.

I dunno, with "Before you post i'd advise to you keep an eye firmly on the edit button," I got the idea that was referring to me, and perhaps a need to curb myself more?

I don't mean to nitpick, I just hate when something goes over my head (no comments from the peanut gallery, thanks).

[khchris(original)]

Originally Posted by Rupert 'Stiles' Stilinski

Khchris, do you remember when you resorted to calling Naomi an

"annoying little twat" on the old board?

What's the difference (really) between "cunt" and "twat" you little kid?

No, I don't remember that at all.

Who is Naomi?

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by truncated

Who said I wanted you to be older? You must not be aware of my 'preferences'

(Really, I'm joking. For the record, I'm not a pedophile.)

Don't you mean "for the official record?"

[HaydenAsche]

Naomi = HotEyedBride.

n00b.

[khchris(original)]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Truncated:
The internet is a beautiful instrument for people so they can express their opinions without the face value factor that comes with bumping into a stranger on the street or an actual discussion on myriad subjects with a friend,family member or whatever.It does allow you to do that with total strangers from the commodity of your own bedroom/workspace or else without paying mentally and physically bacause of your shortcomings as an individual.It can be fun to know what the written word can tell about yourself and others around continents but it certainly can't free the erratic thinking that is going in your own mind or that of others.Before you post i'd advise to you keep an eye firmly on the edit button.If alcohol or drugs have gone through your body,make sure an apology about the nonsensical ranting or the plain nonsensical attitude is made to other people who post on here.None of your supposed intellectual shortcomings are going to be questioned much that way.Just say it,in a chorus:I am a prized Cunt!

How beautifully said!

[khchris(original)]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ah, the hypocrisy...

 

1. I never have used that word more than once and that was the ONLY time I had ever used it on the board.

2. I acknowledge I was a bit immature and stupid in replying that way and I apologized.

3. It never happened again, thus a habit/repeat use was/is never a problem: wouldn't ever happen again.

That is much different than calling someone "cunt" every reply.

[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by khchris(original)

1. I never have used that word more than once and that was the ONLY time I had ever used it on the board.

2. I acknowledge I was a bit immature and stupid in replying that way and I apologized.

3. It never happened again, thus a habit/repeat use was/is never a problem: wouldn't ever happen again.

That is much different than calling someone "cunt" every reply.

Cunt.

[truncated]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Don't you mean "for the official record?"

Ha! Actually, I retract that statement, I don't want to scare off any potentials.

[Savage Clone]

Brazen hussy.

[truncated]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Brazen hussy.

I resent that. I'm a selective pervert.

[noumenal]

Truncated, you should consider teaching drivers ed lessons.

A friend of mine lost his virginity to his driving instructor when he was 15.

Think about it.

[Savage Clone]

Hott.

[truncated]

Originally Posted by noumenal

Truncated, you should consider teaching drivers ed lessons.

A friend of mine lost his virginity to his driving instructor when he was 15.

Think about it.

I would, but I'm blacklisted at every high school within a 500 mile radius.

You think I haven't thought of these things before?

[Savage Clone]

Just wait until that statute of limitations expires...

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by khchris(original)

How beautifully said!

Oh well,bless you all guys(do'nt worry i'm not dear mother theresa or whatever).It's just that i'm sure you could post more stimulating stuff than:''where did i sleep last night'' or ''what type of position have i used on a steamy night of sex last night'' kind of thing.Who fucking cares?Let's up the motherfucking stakes,shall we?It's the SY forum,remember?

[thewall91]

There was this guy who was online dating someone for a long time, and then they arranged to meet and it ended up being his mother! They were living in the same house at the time too. If that weren't enough, the mother was 'cheating' on her husband (his dad).

this story reminded me of another story i once heard:

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."