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Old 05.23.2006, 04:28 PM   #61
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Old 05.24.2006, 04:33 AM   #62
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Russell Brand is very very funny indeed. I've only seen him presrnting stuff on tv though, rater than doing stand up, but absolutely superb.
Have you seen him on The jonathan Ross show recently?I love both of them.I pissed myself laughing all the way..........
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Old 05.24.2006, 04:33 AM   #63
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Did you guys see Eddie Izzard on The Henry Rollins Show last week?
Here's another funny one.Love him too
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Old 05.24.2006, 04:36 AM   #64
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I'll be sure to check them out porkmarras.
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Old 05.24.2006, 04:55 AM   #65
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Old 05.24.2006, 05:04 AM   #66
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Old 05.24.2006, 02:14 PM   #67
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One of my favourite sketches in Jam is when the doctor asks the patient to ring him from his own studio to make an appointment.I also love Rowena the thick woman employed by the agency that employes thick people because they are particularly good at winning arguments.I've managed to get a dvd copy of The Armando Iannucci Show and that i soooo deliciously mental too.I love the woman who decides to move out of her house because her doctor tells her that she has another 32 years to live.She has a cab waiting outside and herself and her husband go to live in Disneyland.haha
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Old 05.24.2006, 02:46 PM   #68
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Did anyone see Conan last night?

He had this hilarious stand up guy. Some British dude.

It was crazy. He wouldn't stop moving!
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Old 05.24.2006, 02:49 PM   #69
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Dammit. I watch Conan every night, and last night I fell asleep early because of a migraine. Was it a new episode? Cause they had a hyper British guy on pretty recently.
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Old 05.24.2006, 03:14 PM   #70
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Old 05.24.2006, 03:29 PM   #71
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Dammit. I watch Conan every night, and last night I fell asleep early because of a migraine. Was it a new episode? Cause they had a hyper British guy on pretty recently.

I haven't watched it in a while.

Is the on you are talking about the one where that random guy plays the theme song on guitar?
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Old 05.24.2006, 03:43 PM   #72
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The best underground comedian ever ever ever... is a guy named Rick Shapiro. He's a real New York comedian and is fucking out of his mind. He's been doing it for years and is only now getting a little bit of success. He's now involved with some kind HBO comedy series so he's in LA a lot too... but for the longest time he was the starving artist type and a couple years ago I used to see him play every week at the Sidewalk Cafe on 7th and Ave. C. He's back in New York for a while (saw him play Sidewalk last Friday for the first time in a year) and is completely outrageous. If you want "offensive," "outrageous," "stream-of-conscious," "subversive" and other bullshit praise adjectives that don't hold a candle to what this man actually does, check him out.
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Old 05.24.2006, 05:21 PM   #73
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Man, I'm forgetting alot of great stand-up comedians.
This comedian deserves another mention; Rodney Dangerfield
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Old 05.25.2006, 09:36 AM   #74
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Old 05.25.2006, 09:47 AM   #75
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Old 08.19.2006, 01:59 PM   #76
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Here's a link to some DLable Bill Hicks bootlegs...

http://www.countsofthenetherworld.co...cks/index.html

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Old 08.19.2006, 02:08 PM   #77
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=cu-lOzwHXkY
Not much stand up. But I really like this sketch.
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Old 08.19.2006, 02:23 PM   #78
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Mitch Hedberg (that guy was absolutely hilarious!)
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Old 08.19.2006, 02:53 PM   #79
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I don't watch much stand up, but I thought Mitch Hedberg was awesome.
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Old 08.19.2006, 03:03 PM   #80
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