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!@#$%! · 01.17.2019, 01:52 PM

australian gay penguins doing what the heteros couldn't

nice!

https://nyti.ms/2RQEUXV

!@#$%! · 01.17.2019, 02:10 PM

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I'm not sure who he is because I'm an imbecilic twat, obvs. So until Neon Neon release a montage concept album compressing his life into short and snappy three minute pop songs I can relate to, I'm oot!

obvs! lol

well he was a kind of robin hood of financial markets ha ha (was robin hood real?)

by inventing the index fund he reduced investment management costs while increasing performance over actively managed mutual funds, so he put more money in the pockets of small investors (e.g. your da, socking away for retirement, or your auntie with the cash in the buscuit tin) who were until then getting fleeced by financial institutions (many still do).

basically, thanks to him, even an imbecilic twat (lol) can invest safely and prosperously without the help of "advisor" leeches. so... yeah. he did good.

Diesel · 01.17.2019, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

obvs! lol

well he was a kind of robin hood of financial markets ha ha (was robin hood real?)

by inventing the index fund he reduced investment management costs while increasing performance, so he put more money in the pockets of small investors (e.g. your da, socking away for retirement, or your auntie with the cash in the buscuit tin) who were until then getting fleeced by financial institutions (many still do).

basically, thanks to him, even an imbecilic twat can invest safely and prosperously without the help of "advisor" leeches. so... yeah. he did good.

Uh huh uh huh uh huh. I'm listening, honestly. ...Kevin Costner was real so by historical fact logic...

choc e-Claire · 01.17.2019, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

australian gay penguins

You called?

!@#$%! · 01.17.2019, 03:34 PM

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You called?

ha ha ha!

that article was the best news i read all day

!@#$%! · 01.21.2019, 10:07 AM

hahaha 2018? serious?

—

i have not looked at this morning’s news yet, this being a holiday

after a weekend of reorganization, i’m now barely catching up with last week’s reviews

so what’s up for may today? she’s gonna do what?

Genteel Death · 01.21.2019, 04:35 PM

This is good news but not enough. It was insulting to ask me to pay some money to prove I lived here long enough, paid tax from day one and never claimed any benefits. The cheek!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46950719

!@#$%! · 01.22.2019, 05:59 AM

from the FT: “UBS shares fell sharply after the biggest Swiss bank blamed slowing economic activity and geopolitical tensions for missing analysts’ quarterly profit expectations and for causing almost $13bn of client outflows.”

!@#$%! · 01.22.2019, 01:32 PM

now i want eel pie more than ever

Diesel · 01.22.2019, 02:37 PM

^^Oh look, a self portrait of this place.

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

This is good news but not enough. It was insulting to ask me to pay some money to prove I lived here long enough, paid tax from day one and never claimed any benefits. The cheek!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46950719

The irony being if you've never been on benefits then you have never fully embraced our culture.

!@#$%! · 01.22.2019, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Diesel

^^Oh look, a self portrait of this place.

man! your house must look a mess

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The irony being [...]

alanis is that you?

Diesel · 01.22.2019, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

man! your house must look a mess

I wasn't including myself there timbucktwo. Ahem.

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alanis is that you?

I managed to snag copyright on the word 'irony' shortly after her song came out. Now others can bestow the privelage upon themselves to dare utter the syllables from their peasantry holes. The idea came to me after taking a dip in eel river..

Spotted Sev and Eugene there, in the Thames, shooting the shit

!@#$%! · 01.22.2019, 05:30 PM

lmfao ok

!@#$%! · 01.22.2019, 06:04 PM

hahahahaha
perfect

!@#$%! · 01.23.2019, 07:58 AM

dyson headquarters moving from england to singapore

i didnt know the guy was a brexiter

sez he will continue to pay u.k. taxes lol seeing is believing

!@#$%! · 01.23.2019, 07:59 AM

anyway recession is coming yes khaleesi?

or is it here already?

i think been here a while

tesla69 · 01.24.2019, 07:22 AM

Oh look another thread so the nameless one can chat with itself!

GravitySlips · 01.24.2019, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

dyson headquarters moving from england to singapore

Sony relocate HQ:
https://inews.co.uk/news/brexit/sony...it-disruption/

Airbus threatening to leave if there's a no-deal Brexit:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46984229

The UK are really "taking back control" so well here...

!@#$%! · 01.24.2019, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by GravitySlips

Sony relocate HQ:
https://inews.co.uk/news/brexit/sony...it-disruption/

Airbus threatening to leave if there's a no-deal Brexit:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46984229

The UK are really "taking back control" so well here...

oh damn! but fuji staying...

this morning’s highlights:

ghosn “resigns” (japanese law is fucked up)

eurozone’s gloomy forecasts continue in davos, but european central bank sez recession risk is low (make up your minds guys)

u.s. first time unemployment claims at 1969 levels: if you have a pulse, you can have a job

alex salmond arrested in scotland for UNDISCLOSED charges [edited, correction]

deutsche bank long on google ahead of earnings reports

!@#$%! · 01.25.2019, 10:38 AM

north macedonia, at last

01.17.2019, 01:52 PM	#61
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	australian gay penguins doing what the heteros couldn't nice! https://nyti.ms/2RQEUXV
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01.21.2019, 10:07 AM	#66
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	hahaha 2018? serious? — i have not looked at this morning’s news yet, this being a holiday after a weekend of reorganization, i’m now barely catching up with last week’s reviews so what’s up for may today? she’s gonna do what?
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01.21.2019, 04:35 PM	#67
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	This is good news but not enough. It was insulting to ask me to pay some money to prove I lived here long enough, paid tax from day one and never claimed any benefits. The cheek! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46950719
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01.22.2019, 05:59 AM	#68
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	from the FT: “UBS shares fell sharply after the biggest Swiss bank blamed slowing economic activity and geopolitical tensions for missing analysts’ quarterly profit expectations and for causing almost $13bn of client outflows.”
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01.22.2019, 01:32 PM	#69
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	now i want eel pie more than ever
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01.22.2019, 05:30 PM	#73
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	lmfao ok
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01.22.2019, 06:04 PM	#74
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	hahahahaha perfect
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01.23.2019, 07:58 AM	#75
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	dyson headquarters moving from england to singapore i didnt know the guy was a brexiter sez he will continue to pay u.k. taxes lol seeing is believing
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01.23.2019, 07:59 AM	#76
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	anyway recession is coming yes khaleesi? or is it here already? i think been here a while
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01.24.2019, 07:22 AM	#77
tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	Oh look another thread so the nameless one can chat with itself!
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01.25.2019, 10:38 AM	#80
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	north macedonia, at last
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