Those 'if only...' bands - Page 4

LittlePuppetBoy · 06.18.2007, 08:04 PM

Smashing Pumpkins if only Corgan hadn't lost all his hair.

truncated · 06.18.2007, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Record contract? I'm so indie I sell my records by psychic connection. I do quite like the Kaiser Chiefs though.

It's a good thing my attraction to you is entirely animal and shallow.

And, it's easy to hate Malkmus - he's an 'indie' poster boy, wore Peel as a badge, and gives thirty-some soccer moms lewdly rebellious daydreams. I hold his hair personally responsible for the "indie fringe," he should have offed himself after Slanted & Enchanted, and he has horribly unfortunate crow's feet.

That being said, the music is catchy, and his ass looks good in jeans. That suffices for me.

atsonicpark · 06.19.2007, 09:25 AM

yes.

long live the buttholes.

and pavement's EARLY lyrics were amazing.. after slanted, they were hit or miss. but who cares? they're not as terrible as, like, placebo lyrics or smashing punkings or something..

06.19.2007, 01:40 PM

I put it down to the fact that I find both Malkmus and his lyrics insincere, at the very least. And I can spot a real eccentric wordsmith just like that, on the spot.

demonrail666 · 06.19.2007, 01:47 PM

Pavement. They're like Aztec Camera. On acid.

pbradley · 06.19.2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by LittlePuppetBoy

Smashing Pumpkins if only Corgan hadn't lost all his hair.

I hope you're not serious because that's one utterly stupid reason.

matt74m · 06.23.2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I'd like Pavement if Malkmous [sp?] didn't write such piss-awful, pseudo-intelligent, faux-stream-of-consciousness horseshit lyrics and didn't sing like a fucking prick.

I like his lyrics, they're off the wall and random, but they make me smile. Why does music need to be serious?

matt74m · 06.23.2007, 02:37 PM

I'd like U2 more if Bono shot himself.

Torn Curtain · 06.23.2007, 02:54 PM

I'd like The Sea and Cake more if their music was darker.

Torn Curtain · 06.23.2007, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOwrbdKQ08o

I'm not a Pavement fan but that song is awesome.

Danny Himself · 06.23.2007, 05:17 PM

I'd like the polyphonic spree if a small snippet of one of their songs wasn't used in Sainsbury's advertisements to accompany some smug recipe tips spouting like unstoppable vomit out of Jamie Oliver's mouth.

Cardinal Rob · 06.23.2007, 06:47 PM

Mr. Bungle if they weren't entirely like being surrounded by 12-year-olds from "special" classes.

atsonicpark · 06.24.2007, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cardinal Rob

Mr. Bungle if they weren't entirely like being surrounded by 12-year-olds from "special" classes.

hmm.. wow, i'm not sure if you know what a "special" class is, considering mr. bungle is easily one of the most talented, inventive, and innovative bands EVER. not in the past 10 years, but EVER. i get the gist of what you're saying, i'm just blown away by your statement...

california has no joking whatsoever on it, and disco volante has very little. i guess the self-titled album has songs about farts and butts and sex and john travolta so if that's all you've heard, then yeah.. but seriously man.

actually, just listen to secret chiefs 3 if patton annoys you. they're just as good (maybe better.)...

MellySingsDoom · 06.24.2007, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated

his ass looks good in jeans. That suffices for me.

Can I use that for my motto?

If only the Stooges hadn't blotted their copybook by releasing "The Weirdness".

HaydenAsche · 06.24.2007, 09:24 AM

I'd like the Magick Markers more if they took a few guitar lessons and quit writing the most random bullshit ever to be called music.

king_buzzo · 06.24.2007, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

I'd like the Magick Markers more if they took a few guitar lessons and quit writing the most random bullshit ever to be called music.

same.

atsonicpark · 06.24.2007, 10:01 AM

i don't care so much if they take guitar lessons, but they ARE boring and horrible. horrible. i mean, they're probably the worst band ever (maybe only beaten by the mars volta). it's just shit. it's artless stupid worthless shit. there is NOTHING in their music AT ALL that is good in ANY way. damn, i actually think i can't even say that about the mars volta (at least they have an OKAY riff out of every 500 on every song..).. i'm all for noise, "no wave" (which magik markers try to be), not-knowing-how-to-play, whatever, but goddamn.. magick markers are just SHIT. i've been trying to tell people this for a few years now.. god damn i hate them. i like the IDEA of them, but as a band, they're just completely fucknig SHIT. can't believe they put out shit through ecstatic peace. god damn. fucking horrible.

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LittlePuppetBoy expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Aylmer(now Gatineau), Quebec Posts: 1,756	Smashing Pumpkins if only Corgan hadn't lost all his hair. __________________
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	yes. long live the buttholes. and pavement's EARLY lyrics were amazing.. after slanted, they were hit or miss. but who cares? they're not as terrible as, like, placebo lyrics or smashing punkings or something.. __________________
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06.19.2007, 01:40 PM	#64
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I put it down to the fact that I find both Malkmus and his lyrics insincere, at the very least. And I can spot a real eccentric wordsmith just like that, on the spot.
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Pavement. They're like Aztec Camera. On acid.
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matt74m little trouble girl Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: London Posts: 45	I'd like U2 more if Bono shot himself.
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Torn Curtain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: France Posts: 7,997	I'd like The Sea and Cake more if their music was darker.
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06.24.2007, 10:01 AM	#77
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	i don't care so much if they take guitar lessons, but they ARE boring and horrible. horrible. i mean, they're probably the worst band ever (maybe only beaten by the mars volta). it's just shit. it's artless stupid worthless shit. there is NOTHING in their music AT ALL that is good in ANY way. damn, i actually think i can't even say that about the mars volta (at least they have an OKAY riff out of every 500 on every song..).. i'm all for noise, "no wave" (which magik markers try to be), not-knowing-how-to-play, whatever, but goddamn.. magick markers are just SHIT. i've been trying to tell people this for a few years now.. god damn i hate them. i like the IDEA of them, but as a band, they're just completely fucknig SHIT. can't believe they put out shit through ecstatic peace. god damn. fucking horrible. __________________
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