Eddie, you always try that little too hard and end up being photographed at your twattish best, like the above picture bears witness.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Hands up if you're a twat.

 

 

 

 

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

 

Paul Weller. Ugh.

That picture screams ''Hmmm, is it just me or I really turned into a twat?''.

[Lurker]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

is this what happens when anglo guys with no soul, culture, funk, blues, etc. start listening to coltrane?

No that's what happens when someone hears a Jamiroquoi song and thinks it's jazz and therefore John Coltrane.

[Cantankerous]

yeah. wonder what happened to old paul weller to instigate such twattish behaviour?

[demonrail666]

 

OK, so you're gay. I'm pleased for you. But do you have to base a whole fucking career on it?

[Lurker]

 

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by Lurker

No that's what happens when someone hears a Jamiroquoi song and thinks it's jazz and therefore John Coltrane.

hahahahhah!!!!

hey, your avatar always reminds me of the cover of Revolting Cock's BEERS STEERS & QUEERS

 

[Lurker]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

yeah. wonder what happened to old paul weller to instigate such twattish behaviour?

I once saw him on two consecutive days walking around Maida Vale and Padington. He was wearing sunglasses despite it being overcast.


I agree with Jonathon Ross saying his hair is like a helmet.

[Lurker]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

hahahahhah!!!!

hey, your avatar always reminds me of the cover of Revolting Cock's BEERS STEERS & QUEERS

 

Haha, it does look a lot like it. I've never seen that album though, I just googled raisins and that was the most interesting picture I could see.

 

I know that by giving me this grancanaried look you expect me to feel hesistant about something outrageously gay that you're about to say. But you're wrong, you're just a twat with a big mouth. Sorry.....twat.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Lurker

I once saw him on two consecutive days walking around Maida Vale and Padington. He was wearing sunglasses despite it being overcast.


I agree with Jonathon Ross saying his hair is like a helmet.

there's nothing wrong with wearing sunglasses at any time at all. don't you know that wearing sunglasses automatically makes you cool?

[Rob Instigator]

That is what Dr. Funkenstein said

[demonrail666]

Has anyone mentioned that singer bloke out of Primal Scream yet?

[Cantankerous]

 

see. sunglasses = coooooooooool.

[Lurker]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

there's nothing wrong with wearing sunglasses at any time at all. don't you know that wearing sunglasses automatically makes you cool?

No I didn't. Thanks for the info, I might try it sometime.

I actually really should get some sunglasses as I can't take bright light.

[lechaoscestmoi]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

sunglasses = coooooooooool.

bleh shut up already you twat

[lechaoscestmoi]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

 

twat

[Lurker]

The chaos is me. I've just worked out your name.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by lechaoscestmoi

bleh shut up already you twat

apparently some folks here are too twattish to possess the ability to detect sarcasm.

too bad for you, twat.