[ALIEN ANAL]

will someone bang me, im bored being a virgin now. I didnt think i was THAT bad looking :P

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

I didnt think i was THAT bad looking :P

don't you have dreadlocks and bad hygiene?

[sonicl]

It never fails to amaze me the personal stuff that people will post on here. You may post under a cloak of anonimity, but that doesn't mean you can't have any dignity or self-respect.

[ALIEN ANAL]

i got 1 or 2 dreads now, and my hygiene isnt BAD, i shower once a day most weeks, and i wash my face everyday, and brush my teeth everday what else is there?

The white australian backpacker look should be banned forever or at least someone should decide to drop them all into a jungle populated by bulimic tigers.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

i got 1 or 2 dreads now

you can't differentiate between 1 and 2?

[ALIEN ANAL]

i dont have the white aussie backpacker look. so hopefully you werent talking about me

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

you can't differentiate between 1 and 2?

if you seen them you would understand

Does that mean that your hair confuses you so much because you don't wash it and touch it very often?

[ALIEN ANAL]

yehp, spot on there. anything else?

[Toilet & Bowels]

i thought maybe i should start a thread asking whether the females of this board find the idea of a man who has 1 or 2 dreadlocks attractive. then i thought maybe that would be too cruel.

[ALIEN ANAL]

thought it would be cruel, or thought that the ladies would love it and your thread would work against your stab at me :P

[Green_mind]

Originally Posted by CHOUT

April 11 1993 right after a Dinosaur Jr concert, I was 15.

well that deserves repping!

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

thought it would be cruel, or thought that the ladies would love it and your thread would work against your stab at me :P

sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. what i'm saying is that if you're having trouble getting laid then you'll find it easier to get a girl if you didn't have dreadlocks (a haircut synonymous with dirt and 99% of girls are dirtphobic, even if they say they aren't, they still are) and practiced cleanliness and hygiene.

[ALIEN ANAL]

im having trouble getting laid because i dont try. i dont flirt with girls or make anymoves, its all my own doing for the reason im not getting babes. im to shy and awkward. im a social retard.

[Toilet & Bowels]

i'm shy and i still get laid

[Washing Machine]

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

Haven't.

Can't lose it in the closet.

Awww...I'm sure theres some good looking Teddy Bears in there

Yeah that 'Dirty Boots' is my ideal way to meet a girl...dirty, back alley club, some cool band playing and a rather hot girl.....

[LittlePuppetBoy]

haven't lost it yet. I'm 18. Haven't kissed a girl yet either. Pity me.

[_slavo_]

At 21.

I think I rule as far as late first sex goes. But I don't regret a thing. I did it with a girl that later spent around 4 years with and until then had not had a serious relationship. And fucking around was not really my thing.

[cuetzpalin]

13.