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Savage Clone · 04.14.2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Bite me.

Your witticisms and retorts cut me to the quick and leave no room for comebacks of any kind. Your intellectual prowess is staggering.

!@#$%! · 04.14.2006, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Bite me.

man i think she's coming on to you-- that's some kamasutra stuff-- im sure it will be fun

truncated · 04.14.2006, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Your witticisms and retorts cut me to the quick and leave no room for comebacks of any kind. Your intellectual prowess is staggering.

Fuckin' A!

truncated · 04.14.2006, 06:50 PM

My intellect is of such staggering potence that I must keep it carefully reigned, unleashing it only upon the worthiest of victims.

Savage Clone · 04.14.2006, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

man i think she's coming on to you-- that's some kamasutra stuff-- im sure it will be fun

I'll be driving through Chicago on Tuesday.....

Glice · 04.14.2006, 06:51 PM

...So then it turns out he wasn't really the vicar, and I was still covered head to toe in other people's faeces!

You've got to laugh.

Oh, sorry, wrong thread, excuse me.

!@#$%! · 04.14.2006, 06:51 PM

Chapter V Kama Sutra - On Biting

All the places that can be kissed are also the places that can be bitten, except the upper lip, the interior of the mouth, and the eyes. The qualities of good teeth are as follows: They should be equal, possessed of a pleasing brightness, capable of being coloured, of proper proportions, unbroken, and with sharp ends. The defects of teeth on the other hand are that they are blunt, protruding from the gums, rough, soft, large, and loosely set.

The following are the different kinds of biting:

The hidden bite
The swollen bite
The point
The line of points
The coral and the jewel
The line of jewels
The broken cloud
The biting of the boar

The biting, which is shown only by the excessive redness of the skin that is bitten, is called the 'hidden bite'.

When the skin is pressed down on both sides, it is called the 'swollen bite'.

When a small portion of the skin is bitten with two teeth only, it is called the 'point'.

When such small portions of the skin are bitten with all the teeth, it is called the 'line of points'.

The biting, which is done by bringing together the teeth and the lips, is called the 'coral and the jewel'. The lip is the coral, and the teeth the jewel.

When biting is done with all the teeth, it is called the 'line of jewels'.

The biting, which consists of unequal risings in a circle, and which comes from the space between the teeth, is called the 'broken cloud'. This is impressed on the breasts.

The biting, which consists of many broad rows of marks near to one another, and with red intervals, is called the 'biting of a boar'. This is impressed on the breasts and the shoulders; and these two last modes of biting are peculiar to persons of intense passion.

The lower lip is the place on which the 'hidden bite', the swollen bite', and the 'point' are made; again the 'swollen bite' and the 'coral and the jewel' bite are done on the cheek. Kissing, pressing with the nails, and biting are the ornaments of the left cheek, and when the word cheek is used it is to be understood as the left cheek.

Both the 'line of points' and the 'line of jewels' are to be impressed on the throat, the arm pit, and the joints of the thighs; but the 'line of points' alone is to be impressed on the forehead and the thighs.

The marking with the nails, and the biting of the following things - an ornament of the forehead, an ear ornament, a bunch of flowers, a betel leaf, or a tamala leaf, which are worn by, or belong to the woman that is beloved - are signs of the desire of enjoyment.

Among the things mentioned above, embracing, kissing, etc., those which increase passion should be done first, and those which are only for amusement or variety should be done afterwards.

There are also some verses on this subject as follows:

'When a man bites a woman forcibly, she should angrily do the same to him with double force. Thus a "point" should be returned with a "line of points", and a "line of points" with a "broken cloud", and if she be excessively chafed, she should at once begin a love quarrel with him. At such a time she should take hold of her lover by the hair, and bend his head down, and kiss his lower lip, and then, being intoxicated with love, she should shut her eyes and bite him in various places. Even by day, and in a place of public resort, when her lover shows her any mark that she may have inflicted on his body, she should smile at the sight of it, and turning her face as if she were going to chide him, she should show him with an angry look the marks on her own body that have been made by him. Thus if men and women act according to each other's liking, their love for each other will not be lessened even in one hundred years.'

truncated · 04.14.2006, 06:55 PM

!@#$%! pulled that excerpt up rather quickly, didn't he?

Savage Clone · 04.14.2006, 06:56 PM

He had to memorize it in his youth as a rent boy in India.

!@#$%! · 04.14.2006, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

!@#$%! pulled that excerpt up rather quickly, didn't he?

i told you guys i'm a "preeve" and proud

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

He had to memorize it in his youth as a rent boy in India.

and yes i have it memorized. i was a manwhore in bermuda though.

truncated · 04.14.2006, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I'll be driving through Chicago on Tuesday.....

Preevert.

I like it.

truncated · 04.14.2006, 06:59 PM

This is why we need a chatroom. The brilliance of our snappy retorts is somewhat lost in the post delay.

Savage Clone · 04.14.2006, 07:00 PM

Also to make more thankless and tedious work for chabib.

!@#$%! · 04.14.2006, 07:01 PM

he can't possibly read all this crap

truncated · 04.14.2006, 07:02 PM

If he has time to think of such winning phrases as "chews with a vagina dentata," surely a chatroom is cake.

Savage Clone · 04.14.2006, 07:03 PM

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he can't possibly read all this crap

Can too; I heard he finished Hooked On Phonics last week.
New year's resolution.

truncated · 04.14.2006, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Can too; I heard he finished Hooked On Phonics last week.
New year's resolution.

If you don't get rep points taken away from you for that, I'm going to have a shit fit.

Glice · 04.14.2006, 07:21 PM

Shit fit suggests naked people and explosive diarrhea.

Savage Clone · 04.14.2006, 07:23 PM

Whatever floats your boat, I say.
Who am I to judge?

truncated · 04.14.2006, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Shit fit suggests naked people and explosive diarrhea.

Yeah, I know. Your point...?

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04.14.2006, 06:51 PM	#67
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,574	Chapter V Kama Sutra - On Biting All the places that can be kissed are also the places that can be bitten, except the upper lip, the interior of the mouth, and the eyes. The qualities of good teeth are as follows: They should be equal, possessed of a pleasing brightness, capable of being coloured, of proper proportions, unbroken, and with sharp ends. The defects of teeth on the other hand are that they are blunt, protruding from the gums, rough, soft, large, and loosely set. The following are the different kinds of biting: The hidden bite The swollen bite The point The line of points The coral and the jewel The line of jewels The broken cloud The biting of the boar The biting, which is shown only by the excessive redness of the skin that is bitten, is called the 'hidden bite'. When the skin is pressed down on both sides, it is called the 'swollen bite'. When a small portion of the skin is bitten with two teeth only, it is called the 'point'. When such small portions of the skin are bitten with all the teeth, it is called the 'line of points'. The biting, which is done by bringing together the teeth and the lips, is called the 'coral and the jewel'. The lip is the coral, and the teeth the jewel. When biting is done with all the teeth, it is called the 'line of jewels'. The biting, which consists of unequal risings in a circle, and which comes from the space between the teeth, is called the 'broken cloud'. This is impressed on the breasts. The biting, which consists of many broad rows of marks near to one another, and with red intervals, is called the 'biting of a boar'. This is impressed on the breasts and the shoulders; and these two last modes of biting are peculiar to persons of intense passion. The lower lip is the place on which the 'hidden bite', the swollen bite', and the 'point' are made; again the 'swollen bite' and the 'coral and the jewel' bite are done on the cheek. Kissing, pressing with the nails, and biting are the ornaments of the left cheek, and when the word cheek is used it is to be understood as the left cheek. Both the 'line of points' and the 'line of jewels' are to be impressed on the throat, the arm pit, and the joints of the thighs; but the 'line of points' alone is to be impressed on the forehead and the thighs. The marking with the nails, and the biting of the following things - an ornament of the forehead, an ear ornament, a bunch of flowers, a betel leaf, or a tamala leaf, which are worn by, or belong to the woman that is beloved - are signs of the desire of enjoyment. Among the things mentioned above, embracing, kissing, etc., those which increase passion should be done first, and those which are only for amusement or variety should be done afterwards. There are also some verses on this subject as follows: 'When a man bites a woman forcibly, she should angrily do the same to him with double force. Thus a "point" should be returned with a "line of points", and a "line of points" with a "broken cloud", and if she be excessively chafed, she should at once begin a love quarrel with him. At such a time she should take hold of her lover by the hair, and bend his head down, and kiss his lower lip, and then, being intoxicated with love, she should shut her eyes and bite him in various places. Even by day, and in a place of public resort, when her lover shows her any mark that she may have inflicted on his body, she should smile at the sight of it, and turning her face as if she were going to chide him, she should show him with an angry look the marks on her own body that have been made by him. Thus if men and women act according to each other's liking, their love for each other will not be lessened even in one hundred years.'
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04.14.2006, 06:55 PM	#68
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04.14.2006, 06:56 PM	#69
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	He had to memorize it in his youth as a rent boy in India.
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04.14.2006, 06:59 PM	#72
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	This is why we need a chatroom. The brilliance of our snappy retorts is somewhat lost in the post delay.
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04.14.2006, 07:00 PM	#73
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Also to make more thankless and tedious work for chabib.
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04.14.2006, 07:01 PM	#74
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,574	he can't possibly read all this crap
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04.14.2006, 07:02 PM	#75
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	If he has time to think of such winning phrases as "chews with a vagina dentata," surely a chatroom is cake.
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04.14.2006, 07:23 PM	#79
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Whatever floats your boat, I say. Who am I to judge?
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