[Bytor Peltor]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

dude. if you're eating meat or dairy, that's not a cleanse

Maybe I'm mistaken? Like I said, never done anything like this before.

For the first three days, we mix this powder with water and drink it in the morning......sort of like drinking Tang. We also take some pills in the evening.

After a week or so of this, we stop eating meat for so many days and return to the Tang type drink. All and all, it's a 20 day challenge.

I've never made an effort to forgo caffeine, dairy, bread or sugar before, so I'm looking forward to seeing how well it works......so far so good

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

dude. if you're eating meat or dairy, that's not a cleanse

good meat is as clean a food as it gets.

grass-fed beef, pastured pork, insect-eating chickens, wild fishes, all excellent stuff.

it's the fucking plants who can't defend themselves (or run away) that poison you instead.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

good meat is as clean a food as it gets.

grass-fed beef, pastured pork, insect-eating chickens, wild fishes, all excellent stuff.

it's the fucking plants who can't defend themselves (or run away) that poison you instead.

Meat can be complex to digest, and many people actually have a mild allergic reaction to eating it. For a purer or most effective cleanse veganism is the key. But hey, Bytor is just being nice to his wife, so he can have the Cliff Notes Cleanse

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

Meat can be complex to digest, and many people actually have a mild allergic reaction to eating it. For a purer or most effective cleanse veganism is the key. But hey, Bytor is just being nice to his wife, so he can have the Cliff Notes Cleanse

"purer"

"veganism"

"nightmares of doom"

[Bytor Peltor]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

Meat can be complex to digest, and many people actually have a mild allergic reaction to eating it. For a purer or most effective cleanse veganism is the key. But hey, Bytor is just being nice to his wife, so he can have the Cliff Notes Cleanse

Cliff Notes version or not, I'm already seeing signs of change

My first true challenge will be at work tonight. I've been off for the past week and doing the diet has been easy at home. You see, I'm a huge sweet tea drinker and do most of my sweet tea drinking at work. My wife got me some of those "mix-ins" for bottle water, so I will give those a try. Also, I will be taking a boiled egg, bag of unsalted nuts and some chilled catalope for snacks (lunch) during the overnight hours.

As I type, my wife is making whole grain flat-bread pizzas for dinner. They have three different colored bell peppers, jalapeno peppers, purple onions and smell amazing.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

sweet tea

oh mang, sugar is poison.

if you wanna burn fat, teach your body to burn fat. EAT BUTTER.

mmmmm... butter!

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

oh mang, sugar is poison.

This is true, its also more addictive than cocaine.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

This is true, its also more addictive than cocaine.

it fucks your metabolism and makes you dependent. starches are the same shit. even the so-called "healthy" whole-grain ones. KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

it fucks your metabolism and makes you dependent. starches are the same shit. even the so-called "healthy" whole-grain ones. KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL.

The whole-grains no. They are balanced with fats and proteins. Bleached flour? Yes. It is essentially pure refined sugar. Fruits are sweet, but the sugars are simple enough so as not to cause those peaks in blood sugar levels. Whole grains=good. Overly refined grains=sugar.

Sugar=dangerous,may even turn out to be the leading cause of death in the developed world.. (not to mention that the sugar plantations of the 13th century are also the origins of chattel slavery)

Also note: Salt is equally insidious.

[!@#$%!]

fruits rule.

whole grains are caca unless used to make delicious beer and liquor.

speaking of which, it's time to go get plastered.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

You must spread some Reputation for taking it seriously and surely making his wife very happy around before giving it to Bytor Peltor again.

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

fruits rule.

whole grains are caca unless used to make delicious beer and liquor.

speaking of which, it's time to go get plastered.

Go vegan for a week, you'll be PRAYING to the Virgin for some hearty, filling, substantive whole-grain, thick, dry, bread.

But I can't disagree with making some great Stout or Porter from it neither

[Bytor Peltor]

A crab cake with some read beans.

[Trama]

plums

[Bytor Peltor]

Enchiladas......it's what's for breakfast - yum!

[Rob Instigator]

My wife and I went to a Hawaiian food place and I finally tried this thing which I had seen on Bizarre Foods.

 

It was DELICIOUS. $1.25. I could not believe how much I liked it. Growing up in Puerto Rico we ate Spam when the money was tight.

[Trama]

 

[EVOLghost]

i BELIEVE those are TUnas. Annoying fuckers to eat.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by EVOLghost

i BELIEVE those are TUnas. Annoying fuckers to eat.

not at all and they are DELICIOUS.

really not hard to eat if you don't try to bite the spikes or whatever the fuck they are called (thorns?).

you just peel the fuckers with a knife like this: cut off the ends first, then cut a gash in the middle like a meridian and stick your thumbs in it-- it peels right off perfectly unwrapped.

takes seconds really.

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gonna heat up some pork chili for breakfast. with an egg or two on top. teh win.

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ps that was good. finished it with a mango.

[Bytor Peltor]

with a margarita or two

 

[pony]

couscous and veggies