The SYG members roast - Page 40

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.15.2009, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

goddamn youre getting scientific here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V83JR2IoI8k

I gotta try it like that, sounds like good advice. I do the abcs and shit but im not good at building up the anticipation, I just kinda go wit hthe flow and there is no rhyme or reason...

I'm better at fingering than eating tho...I'll try that tho.

I usually start with one, and spin it in circles like im circling a clock with my finger, then when I add two I'll kind of scissor them like yr making yr fingers walk like a human... that drives em nuts...

atsonicpark · 08.15.2009, 12:53 AM

Ohh, read it. Fuckin awesome!

atsonicpark · 08.15.2009, 12:53 AM

For all you too lazy to click on links:

The A-Spot, AFE-zone or Anterior Fornix Erogenous Zone. Also referred to as the Epicentre, this is a patch of sensitive tissue at the inner end of the vaginal tube between the cervix and the bladder, described technically as the 'female degenerated prostate'. (In other words, it is the female equivalent of the male prostate, just as the clitoris is the female equivalent of the male penis.) Direct stimulation of this spot can produce violent orgasmic contractions. Unlike the clitoris, it is not supposed to suffer from post-orgasmic over-sensitivity.
Its existence was reported by a Malaysian physician in Kuala Lumpur as recently as the 1990s. There has been some mis-reporting about it, and its precise position has been incorrectly described by several writers. Its true location is just above the cervix, at the innermost point of the vagina. The cervix of the uterus is the narrow part that protrudes slightly into the vagina, leaving a circular recess around itself. The front part of this recess is called the anterior fornix. Pressure on it produces rapid lubrication of the vagina, even in women who are not normally sexually responsive. It is now possible to buy a special AFE vibrator – long thin and upward curved at its end, to probe this zone.
Students of female sexual physiology claim (perhaps over-enthusiastically) that if these four erotic centres are stimulated in rotation, one after the other, it is possible for a woman to enjoy many orgasms in a single night. It is pointed out, however, that it takes an extremely experienced and sensitive lover to achieve this.
It has been claimed that two out of every three women fail to reach regular orgasms from simple penetrative sex. As mentioned above, most of them find that only digital or oral stimulation of the clitoris can be guaranteed to bring them to climax. This must mean that, for them, the two 'hot spots' inside the vagina are not living up to their name. The reason for this, it seems, is monotony in sexual positioning. A group of 27 couples were asked to vary their sexual positions experimentally, employing postures that would allow greater stimulation of the two vaginal 'hot spots', and it was found that three-quarters of the females involved were then able to achieve regular vaginal orgasms.

demonrail666 · 08.15.2009, 12:54 AM

never heard of the a spot in my life until now. or the u spot. how many spots are in there for fuck's sake?

atsonicpark · 08.15.2009, 12:54 AM

The vagina is just so amazing. I mean, dicks are too, really. Genitals in general are just amazing. Fuck.

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.15.2009, 12:55 AM

^^quoted the wrong thing, but hey, likewise girl.

atsonicpark · 08.15.2009, 12:55 AM

demonrail, that's why we need to start hanging out. Asian films and a-spots, man.

demonrail666 · 08.15.2009, 12:56 AM

i'll bring a note pad i think

Zombie Robot · 08.15.2009, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Genitals in general are just amazing. Fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.15.2009, 12:56 AM

god damn u guys post too fast in this fucking thread!

my girls never had an orgasm before, sadly shes one of those rare types where the gspot is unreachable, but I think those other spots could be of good use.

GeneticKiss · 08.15.2009, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

The vagina is just so amazing. I mean, dicks are too, really. Genitals in general are just amazing. Fuck.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to atsonicpark again.

DAMMIT

atsonicpark · 08.15.2009, 12:57 AM

haha I've seen that video before, zombie.

funny shit.

atsonicpark · 08.15.2009, 12:58 AM

genital genesis

terriblecanyons · 08.15.2009, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

Superior: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

GeneticKiss · 08.15.2009, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

genital genesis

You should put out a release with that name...

atsonicpark · 08.15.2009, 01:01 AM

It's a Robe. song title, and a guy messaged me on myspace a few weeks ago
asking me if he could use it for his band name, and he did.

Rob Instigator · 08.15.2009, 01:17 AM

viewtiful_alan · 08.15.2009, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rob Instigator again.
Yeah... i am that astonedd

Rob Instigator · 08.15.2009, 01:22 AM

dontlooktoolongggg

viewtiful_alan · 08.15.2009, 01:25 AM

Too late man...

08.15.2009, 12:53 AM	#782
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Ohh, read it. Fuckin awesome! __________________
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	For all you too lazy to click on links: The A-Spot, AFE-zone or Anterior Fornix Erogenous Zone. Also referred to as the Epicentre, this is a patch of sensitive tissue at the inner end of the vaginal tube between the cervix and the bladder, described technically as the 'female degenerated prostate'. (In other words, it is the female equivalent of the male prostate, just as the clitoris is the female equivalent of the male penis.) Direct stimulation of this spot can produce violent orgasmic contractions. Unlike the clitoris, it is not supposed to suffer from post-orgasmic over-sensitivity. Its existence was reported by a Malaysian physician in Kuala Lumpur as recently as the 1990s. There has been some mis-reporting about it, and its precise position has been incorrectly described by several writers. Its true location is just above the cervix, at the innermost point of the vagina. The cervix of the uterus is the narrow part that protrudes slightly into the vagina, leaving a circular recess around itself. The front part of this recess is called the anterior fornix. Pressure on it produces rapid lubrication of the vagina, even in women who are not normally sexually responsive. It is now possible to buy a special AFE vibrator – long thin and upward curved at its end, to probe this zone. Students of female sexual physiology claim (perhaps over-enthusiastically) that if these four erotic centres are stimulated in rotation, one after the other, it is possible for a woman to enjoy many orgasms in a single night. It is pointed out, however, that it takes an extremely experienced and sensitive lover to achieve this. It has been claimed that two out of every three women fail to reach regular orgasms from simple penetrative sex. As mentioned above, most of them find that only digital or oral stimulation of the clitoris can be guaranteed to bring them to climax. This must mean that, for them, the two 'hot spots' inside the vagina are not living up to their name. The reason for this, it seems, is monotony in sexual positioning. A group of 27 couples were asked to vary their sexual positions experimentally, employing postures that would allow greater stimulation of the two vaginal 'hot spots', and it was found that three-quarters of the females involved were then able to achieve regular vaginal orgasms. __________________
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	never heard of the a spot in my life until now. or the u spot. how many spots are in there for fuck's sake?
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	The vagina is just so amazing. I mean, dicks are too, really. Genitals in general are just amazing. Fuck. __________________
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08.15.2009, 12:55 AM	#786
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	^^quoted the wrong thing, but hey, likewise girl.
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	i'll bring a note pad i think
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DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	god damn u guys post too fast in this fucking thread! my girls never had an orgasm before, sadly shes one of those rare types where the gspot is unreachable, but I think those other spots could be of good use.
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08.15.2009, 12:58 AM	#793
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