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Old 04.10.2006, 05:47 PM   #881
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Henry Rollins walks towards them.

Mould: God I hope Rollins doesn't chat with us.
Rollins: Peprica Balls anybody?
Steve: Peprica Balls? Fuck.
Rollins: Ah I remember in the SST days when Black Flag was playing with Painted Willy and they...

Kim gives a cold stare at Rollins.

Rollins: I gotta go!
Husker Du: Thanks Kim.
Kim: He hasn't forgot about the balcony incident.

HAHAHA

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Old 04.10.2006, 06:33 PM   #882
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Thanks. Did you guys read the earlier scenes by Schizo?
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Old 04.10.2006, 07:27 PM   #883
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Old 04.10.2006, 07:29 PM   #884
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John- lmao. I wish that conversation would occur in real life.
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Old 04.10.2006, 07:32 PM   #885
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it sounds so sentimental doesn't it?
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Old 04.10.2006, 09:30 PM   #886
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it does. they really like talking about those days gone by.

when does the buttzsex happen?

i think my mp3 player is broken. it'll play when it's connected to my pc, but none of the buttons work.
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Old 04.10.2006, 09:36 PM   #887
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I'm gone for two days the whole thing starts
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Old 04.10.2006, 09:39 PM   #888
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Who wants to do the next scene? You guys have to save the master dik part for me though. That's the only other scene I must have.
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Old 04.10.2006, 09:41 PM   #889
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That scene is all yours.

Can I write the SHAT/PILOT buttzsex scene?
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Old 04.10.2006, 09:42 PM   #890
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That scene is all yours.

Can I write the SHAT/PILOT buttzsex scene?

Indeed but we need to introduce Nixon first.
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Old 04.10.2006, 09:42 PM   #891
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Hmmm. How can we have Nixon come in?
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Old 04.10.2006, 09:43 PM   #892
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I am thinking about introducing him and Samuel Motherfucking Jackson at the same time.
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Old 04.10.2006, 09:44 PM   #893
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The Yoof, Huskers, Henry, and Patti are relaxing on the plane after an intense bout of eating paprika balls and many more balls and discussing Uma. There is suddenly a big cloud of pink smoke.SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON APPEARS.

SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON: Did I hear there were Huskers on this plane?
J/Patti: I've seen too much to try you...
SAMUEL L: No way! HUSKERS! COME ON NIXON!

A cloud of purple smoke. NIXON APPEARS.
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Old 04.10.2006, 10:04 PM   #894
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Scene -143

Nixon appears in the purple cloud of smoke.

Nixon: I AM NOT A CROOK BUT I AM A HUSKER DU FAN!
Mould: Thanks
Rollins: What about Rollins Band.
Patti: Shut the fuck up! Nobody Cares!
Rollins: Why don't you shut up first Patti?
Nixon: Don't you have some peprica balls to attend to Rollins.

Rollins walks away mumbling

Nixon: Can you guys play "Diane"
Norton: Okay
Danza: PLAY FREEBIRD!

Awkward Silence....
Lee helps a half blinded Grant Hart get to his drumset and Husker Du begins to play Diane. Nixon sneaks away looking for some lovin.
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Old 04.10.2006, 10:11 PM   #895
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Haha!

Why was I calling Grant Hart Gary.. I feel incredibly dumb.

SCENE 144

Nixon sneaks into the cockpit, reaching into his pants. He feels a roll of duct tape. In the cockpit, Shatner is sat reclining back looking at a picture of Leonard Nemoy. Nixon looks hot.

Nixon: Hi, buttzsex lol.
THE SHAT: I. Would not. Object. To. That.

Groovy porn music, like Van Halen or something, starts to play. Grunting can be heard all the way near the seats of the Huskers, Henry, The Yoof, and Patti. It can be heard over the sounds of HUSKER DU's "Diane". Dancers dressed in purple catsuits pop out from underneath the seats.

Henry: Now what about Rollins band?
Patti: STFU!
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Old 04.10.2006, 10:33 PM   #896
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Groovy porn music, like Van Halen or something, starts to play.Henry: Now
Very Tasteful.

Scene 78

After an intense love making session, Nixon sneaks out and Shat walks out in a white robe and cigarette.

Shat: Yeah I still got it.
The rest of the plane: GROSS!
The Game: Who would make love to that thing homboy?
Patti: I bet it was Rollins!

Everybody starts laughing.

Rollins: Shut up! I'm way too straight to do that!
Lee: Yeah thats why you wear your cute little short shorts at every show you have ever played.
Rollins: Stop it guys!
Mould: I heard Greg Ginn kicked you out of Black Flag because he was tired of seeing your thighs every show.
Rollins: I gotta go!
Shat: I don't know exactly who made love to me. He was wearing a Richard Nixon mask the whole time.
Kim: It was totally Rollins.
Rollins: I heard that!
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Old 04.10.2006, 10:34 PM   #897
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lmao.

THE GAME!

i must be heading off to bed, though. good night, my script-writing friend.
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Old 04.10.2006, 10:38 PM   #898
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What will happen to Rollins?
Who did the Shat?
Will Watt take another dump?

Find out next time on HUSKERS ON A PLANE.
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Old 04.11.2006, 01:16 PM   #899
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