explain the unicorns - Page 5

youthoftomorrow · 11.05.2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest

When we play we just use the old rules. I don;t have many first gen - I think I started playing round about the Urza's stuff, but I did buy some older cards too.

a lot of the players i know play like this.

the new rules honestly haven't affected much. removal of combat damage on the stack is the only thing that bugs me.

youthoftomorrow · 11.05.2009, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest

Show a girl a copy of Zuran Orb and see what happens.

she'll ask you to whip out your Necropotence?

EVOLghost · 11.05.2009, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

the rule changing is what kept me from playing.

I have no idea which of my cards are even playable these days.

some of them are 1st gen.

damn dood. Honestly. how the fuck did you find a spouse?

ps. referring to that feast of unicorn. I was looking at the set before the recent? I thought some buffs were OP but then my buddy was telling me of the new set and those buffs, I was just flippin' shit.

pbradley · 11.05.2009, 08:19 PM

atsonicpark · 11.05.2009, 08:27 PM

I was born a unicorn.
THey're more than just horses!

davenotdead · 11.05.2009, 11:01 PM

i'm 24 and what is this?

breligion · 11.05.2009, 11:04 PM

Ow! These are too big

Hip Priest · 11.06.2009, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by youthoftomorrow

a lot of the players i know play like this.

the new rules honestly haven't affected much. removal of combat damage on the stack is the only thing that bugs me.

Yes, that's another very poor decision.

The no mana burn rule makes my Citadel of Pain deck useless.

pbradley · 11.06.2009, 04:34 AM

I wish there were an option to turn off just Satan's man-ass signature.

Kloriel · 11.06.2009, 09:51 PM

1. Unicorn
1. A unicorn symbolizes an orgasm.
2. "A very pretty, white, majestic, non existent mythical creature that everyone talks about, but you never actually see first hand."
1. My boyfriend gave me a unicorn.

1. (positive)
Your dream person. Your perfect person. The person to whom you wish to be with intimately more than anyone else. This person is characterized by the following statements and application rational.
Statements:
The unicorn is a rare mythological creature:
They have healing powers and can neutralize poison:
Rational:
Despite its rarity, everyone has a unicorn. But everyone’s unicorn is rare to them. This one person can sooth your soul and give you a sense of worth or completeness. Just the thought of this person can heal your innermost pain on the darkest of days. It’s the perfect person.

2. (negative)
The unreachable love. Too good to be true because her unicorn status is superficial. Because most unicorns are rare and out of touch, the truth of the unicorn is likely askew. Beauty is exaggerated and faults and other unattractive attributes are forgotten or discounted. It’s your true love…Mr. Right… dream girl… and endless pursuit of this unicorn can only lead to disappointment.
1. “I’ve been in love with Erin since the first time we went to dinner together. When I lost her, I felt as if a piece of my soul died; however every time I think of her, that piece of my soul glows like the moon. Yep, Erin, she is my unicorn. I would climb a mountain just to be with here for a minute!”

2. “Wake up idiot, she’s a moron!”
“No she’s not; she’s the nicest smartest person I know.”
“You say that because she’s your unicorn. You have chosen to forget about her criminal record and trends of stupidity! Snap out of it and look at who she really is!”

6. unicorn
A single, straight male, who isn't a complete dickhead. Very rare. In the event that one is found, they are extremely hard to capture.
"What is he, a unicorn?!"

floatingslowly · 11.07.2009, 01:53 AM

I wish my girlfriend would give me a unicorn.

phoenix · 11.07.2009, 03:17 AM

everyone I can rep in this thread repped.

don't ever turn down the geekvolume SYG. love it.

phoenix · 11.07.2009, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I cannot believe you guys aren't virgins.

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest

MTG is a babe magnet. Show a girl a copy of Dawn Elemental or Zuran Orb and see what happens.

whatever. this stuff gets me hot.

pbradley · 11.07.2009, 03:26 AM

Darksteel deck.

Holla atchya boy.

artsygrrl · 11.07.2009, 09:09 AM

I swear to God I have never seen so many horny old broads in one place!

artsygrrl · 11.07.2009, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

^ WINNER

FYI Rob...Your sig is a major gagfest. I'm repelled yet fascinated by it. Human oddities have always strangely appealed to me. I sorta wanna visit the website...!
1. It looks like a petrified warty penis.
2. "When good turds go bad".

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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I was born a unicorn. THey're more than just horses! __________________
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i'm 24 and what is this? __________________
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breligion little trouble girl Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CT Posts: 80	Ow! These are too big
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I wish there were an option to turn off just Satan's man-ass signature.
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11.06.2009, 09:51 PM	#90
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	1. Unicorn 1. A unicorn symbolizes an orgasm. 2. "A very pretty, white, majestic, non existent mythical creature that everyone talks about, but you never actually see first hand." 1. My boyfriend gave me a unicorn. 1. (positive) Your dream person. Your perfect person. The person to whom you wish to be with intimately more than anyone else. This person is characterized by the following statements and application rational. Statements: The unicorn is a rare mythological creature: They have healing powers and can neutralize poison: Rational: Despite its rarity, everyone has a unicorn. But everyone’s unicorn is rare to them. This one person can sooth your soul and give you a sense of worth or completeness. Just the thought of this person can heal your innermost pain on the darkest of days. It’s the perfect person. 2. (negative) The unreachable love. Too good to be true because her unicorn status is superficial. Because most unicorns are rare and out of touch, the truth of the unicorn is likely askew. Beauty is exaggerated and faults and other unattractive attributes are forgotten or discounted. It’s your true love…Mr. Right… dream girl… and endless pursuit of this unicorn can only lead to disappointment. 1. “I’ve been in love with Erin since the first time we went to dinner together. When I lost her, I felt as if a piece of my soul died; however every time I think of her, that piece of my soul glows like the moon. Yep, Erin, she is my unicorn. I would climb a mountain just to be with here for a minute!” 2. “Wake up idiot, she’s a moron!” “No she’s not; she’s the nicest smartest person I know.” “You say that because she’s your unicorn. You have chosen to forget about her criminal record and trends of stupidity! Snap out of it and look at who she really is!” 6. unicorn A single, straight male, who isn't a complete dickhead. Very rare. In the event that one is found, they are extremely hard to capture. "What is he, a unicorn?!" __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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11.07.2009, 01:53 AM	#91
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I wish my girlfriend would give me a unicorn.
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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	everyone I can rep in this thread repped. don't ever turn down the geekvolume SYG. love it. __________________ tiny and lost.
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11.07.2009, 03:26 AM	#94
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Darksteel deck. Holla atchya boy.
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11.07.2009, 09:09 AM	#95
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	I swear to God I have never seen so many horny old broads in one place!
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