Holy Calamity! The (Sonic) Parents Thread - Page 5

ALIEN ANAL · 12.05.2006, 10:25 AM

haha dick head, you know what i mean

static-harmony · 12.05.2006, 10:29 AM

I was born on the other side of the tracks, literally. Suburbia is kind of lame, unless you are old and want peace for your children and you.

gmku · 12.05.2006, 10:32 AM

Well, that's what I had then. A lame suburban life. But it forced me to think for myself because I had to create my own trouble.

Savage Clone · 12.05.2006, 11:16 AM

Having children would mean that I would have to live with knowing that my desire for procreation had forced yet another hapless individual to go through adolescence, and I couldn't live with that on my conscience.

Fortunately, I have no desire for procreation. That vasectomy helps too.

sun city girl · 12.05.2006, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

They're so adorable. Until they turn 13.

thanks for the warning, my son is now 12...

Pookie · 12.05.2006, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Trust me, parenthood ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Don't let Mr Grinch put anybody off.

My girl (nearly 3) can out tantrum any toddler but is a gorgeous girl who I love more than I thought it was possible to love.

My boy is nearly a week old and gorgeous also.

And for anybody considering parenthood, a tip: if you don't like puking babies then breast feed. Babies usually puke so much if fed with the milk of another species.

gmku · 12.06.2006, 09:34 AM

I'm not saying I don't love my kids more than life, and both are wonderful, beautiful people. I'm just saying most non-parents also don't realize the hell that kids put you through. And speaking from 22 years of experience, I don't use the word hell lightly.

But hey, all you would-be parents--go for it! YOUR turn....

Pookie · 12.07.2006, 05:22 PM

Picture of week old Seth with present from sonicl. Doesn't fit him yet (not much does) but it'll give me chance to make him a fan first.

gmku · 12.07.2006, 05:25 PM

Sweet. Does your Dirty CD come with the 'dirty' picture on the CD holding side? If so, be sure to show him that when he's old enough to be curious about where this T-shirt originates.

Pookie · 12.07.2006, 05:29 PM

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Ohhh Pookie, he is SO adorable! So tiny and precious. I am happy for you and your sonic family. My kids will always be my babies, but I miss having an actual baby in the house. Can I borrow him once in awhile?

Nice of sonicl too! I love that onesie. Kellian has the shirt...

It's weird but I've started to get a bit sad that Kitty is growing up (she's only 3!) and isn't my little baby anymore. Today she said the sea is blue because of the reflection from the sky. Where did she hear that? And how did she remember it well enough to repeat it?!

So yes, as gorgeous as Kitty is, it's nice to have a baby in the house again.

And it was incredibly kind of sonicl to send the gift. I've never heard 'onesie' before, but I think I'm going to start saying it.

RdTv · 12.07.2006, 07:59 PM

Congrats Pookie, he looks very healthy and stylish to boot.

blastscenealibi · 12.07.2006, 10:38 PM

Jessica Lynn 8 yrs
Rebecca Michelle 7 yrs
Jacob Allen 5 yrs

krastian · 12.08.2006, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Sweet. Does your Dirty CD come with the 'dirty' picture on the CD holding side? If so, be sure to show him that when he's old enough to be curious about where this T-shirt originates.

Ha ha.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.08.2006, 02:09 AM

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Picture of week old Seth with present from sonicl. Doesn't fit him yet (not much does) but it'll give me chance to make him a fan first.

ohmygodthatssocuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

alteredcourse · 12.08.2006, 05:06 AM

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Well, that's what I had then. A lame suburban life. But it forced me to think for myself because I had to create my own trouble.

Haha . nice way to put it .

king_buzzo · 12.08.2006, 05:08 AM

i have baby pictures of myself

porkmarras · 12.08.2006, 05:36 AM

This is little bear,my friend's kid and cute hellraiser.

Isn't he lovely?

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.08.2006, 05:53 AM

awwww

RdTv · 12.08.2006, 06:11 AM

Two more of me with Vaughn on his day birthday:

king_buzzo · 12.08.2006, 08:42 AM

they're so small and cute!!!

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12.05.2006, 10:29 AM	#82
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	I was born on the other side of the tracks, literally. Suburbia is kind of lame, unless you are old and want peace for your children and you. __________________
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12.05.2006, 10:32 AM	#83
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Well, that's what I had then. A lame suburban life. But it forced me to think for myself because I had to create my own trouble. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.05.2006, 11:16 AM	#84
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Having children would mean that I would have to live with knowing that my desire for procreation had forced yet another hapless individual to go through adolescence, and I couldn't live with that on my conscience. Fortunately, I have no desire for procreation. That vasectomy helps too.
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12.06.2006, 09:34 AM	#87
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I'm not saying I don't love my kids more than life, and both are wonderful, beautiful people. I'm just saying most non-parents also don't realize the hell that kids put you through. And speaking from 22 years of experience, I don't use the word hell lightly. But hey, all you would-be parents--go for it! YOUR turn.... __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.07.2006, 05:22 PM	#88
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Picture of week old Seth with present from sonicl. Doesn't fit him yet (not much does) but it'll give me chance to make him a fan first.
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12.07.2006, 05:25 PM	#89
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Sweet. Does your Dirty CD come with the 'dirty' picture on the CD holding side? If so, be sure to show him that when he's old enough to be curious about where this T-shirt originates. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.07.2006, 07:59 PM	#91
RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	Congrats Pookie, he looks very healthy and stylish to boot.
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12.07.2006, 10:38 PM	#92
blastscenealibi bad moon rising Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 185	Jessica Lynn 8 yrs Rebecca Michelle 7 yrs Jacob Allen 5 yrs
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12.08.2006, 05:08 AM	#96
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	This is little bear,my friend's kid and cute hellraiser. Isn't he lovely? __________________
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RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	Two more of me with Vaughn on his day birthday:
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12.08.2006, 08:42 AM	#100
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	they're so small and cute!!!
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