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Location: In the land of the Instigator
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You: fancy seeing you here Stranger: its 0.25 where i live You: 5 minutes too late to get high Stranger: i like grapes You: who doesn;t? You: grapes rule Stranger: donno Stranger: after pineapples You: donuts? Stranger: pies Stranger:  You: furpie? Stranger: cream... pie..... ASKLFHKLAS Stranger: cheesepie Stranger: mudcake You: jus dont dunk her head in the toilet whilst yr ballsdeep in her asshole Stranger: what the fuck ?Stranger: ill try to remember that You: good advice You: she needs to breathe too You: we are all alive Stranger: next time i have ballsdeep analsex with a WOMAN You: with whatever Stranger: You: dogs don;t like it either You:  Stranger: horses? You: MILF's however, they take anything as long as you pay them attention Stranger: id like to know Stranger: i dont want to hurt my horsey You: dirty sanchez that equine Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04.27.2009, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Northern Europe
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05.02.2009, 01:08 AM
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi :3 You: hi Stranger: are you zul? You: are you kul? Stranger: DISAPPROVING CONDESCENSION You: ok You: fault You: is mine Stranger: ok Stranger: its ok You: ok Stranger: just get in the kitchen Stranger: and make me a sandwhich You: make tacos instead? Stranger: ... alright You: good Stranger: but they better rock my world Stranger: or no oxygen for you You: they will... i put rat poison in them Stranger: oooohh my favorite You: i expected so Stranger: the rat poison gives them an extra kick You: gives me a kick You: i'm into necrophilia Stranger: ooohh Stranger: sexy You: yes you will be You: once you finish your tacos Stranger: *eats teh tacos* You: take you clothes off first Stranger: *dies* You: saves me time Stranger: tooo late You: ugh Stranger: i'm a ghost nao You: well then you can watch Stranger: kinky You: it is Stranger: bow chicka bow wow? You: but now its going to take me 10 minutes to get yr clothes off You: and clean you up Stranger: sorry You: you just had to go and shit yourself when you died You: damnit Stranger: it was the taco's iswear You: its partly the poison's fault Stranger: well ya You: but the strong ones can hold it in Stranger: i bunched that in with the taco Stranger: sorry You: to be honest You: i'm kind of really tired You: i was hoping you wouldn't be a shitter You: we might just have to wait til tomorrow Stranger: well, I can't very well do it over and NOT shit myself can I You: well i suppose not You: its not 100% your fault Stranger: poor planning on your part You: and you didn't know i had a long day You: ah, just unlucky circumstance really Stranger: and to think Stranger: if we got married, this could all be better You: well if we got married now You: ... i don't actually know where we could Stranger: vegas baby Stranger: just prop me us and say i do You: is Elvis gonna realize you are morte? Stranger: nope Stranger: sumnglasses You: I don't know, he seems sharp Stranger: well..... fine Stranger: Oh shit Its Death Stranger: ahhhhh You: i'm tired damnit Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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05.02.2009, 02:16 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: SoKo
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^ best one yet?
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05.02.2009, 09:49 PM
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probably.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: The You: cat Stranger: You just ended Storytime™, way to go, maybe you meant to? Here's the deal, you say one word at a time and try to continue a story back and forth. If you say anything like "Hello", or anything that can not continue the story, then Storytime™ is over. Storytime™ also ends with any egregious errors in syntax or grammar. And fuck THE GAME, btw. Next time you come across me, try playing along. It's fun! Stranger: ops Stranger: oops Stranger:  Stranger: sorry my bad this time You: you ruined it Your conversational partner has disconnected. ------------------------- Stranger: Hi You: hi Stranger: how are you? You: ok You: you? You: there's a crack in my ceiling You: i worry about rodents You: and i have herpes Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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05.02.2009, 10:50 PM
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invito al cielo
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyy. You: hi Stranger: waddup? You: nuddin You: you? Stranger: ahaha, nice. and not much. You: do you have a sister? Stranger: yeah, i do. You: younger or older? Stranger: younger. You: a lot younger, or old enough to chill with? Stranger: a lot. You: infant? Stranger: toddler. You: she cry a lot? Stranger: naah. You: so she looks like she'll be cool when she's older? Stranger: uhh, i guess so? You: what color is her hair Stranger: black. You: what color are her feet? Stranger: ...white? You: what color is her meat? Stranger: excuse me? You: it rhymes with feet Stranger: ohh, aha. You: i'd guess red, if you cut her open Stranger: nice. You: which i'm not suggesting you do Stranger: yup. You: but you know... if it came down to starvation in a wilderness You: she would likely have the most tender flesh Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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05.02.2009, 10:52 PM
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expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Brantford, Canada
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Hahhaa, Dave, if you said that stuff to me, I'd be so freaked out.
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05.02.2009, 10:59 PM
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invito al cielo
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if i found out you were from SYG, it'd lean more sexual than cannibalistic
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05.02.2009, 10:59 PM
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expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Brantford, Canada
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hahaha
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05.03.2009, 05:32 AM
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invito al cielo
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Paris
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there where u from You: are you from syg. You: ? Stranger: no You: that's a shame Stranger: where u from You: syg You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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05.03.2009, 06:13 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Ocean Grove, Australia
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i needa pee Stranger: Duuuude. You: open ya mouth Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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06.02.2009, 01:11 AM
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the end of the ugly
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Stranger: hello
You: horny? Stranger: you a guy or girl You: girl, you? Stranger: guy Stranger: so depends, are you? You: unsure, anything you can do to help sway me Stranger: oh yeah? whatre you doing You: just sitting on here, bored Stranger: yeah me too Stranger: how old are you? btw You: 20, you? Stranger: oh okay Stranger: 21 Stranger: making sure you arent like 15 lol Stranger: soooo im bored You: if I were 15, I'd be much more obnoxious Stranger: thats true You: and all OMG I R ON INTERNET Stranger: OMGZ, lol You: lolz Stranger: so what do youw ant to do You: not sure, anything in mind? Stranger: no clue Stranger: im on looking at porn actually, lol... lame You: what kind of porn? Stranger: idk just normal girl meets random guy and fucks him... totally nonbelievable situation You: I prefer more exciting porn Stranger: buti havent gotten any in a while so ive gotta get off somehow Stranger: oh yeah like what? You: sometimes some light bondage stuff, like one girl tying down another Stranger: yeah thats good stuff Stranger: i prefer the real stuff though You: real bondage? Stranger: no, real sex haha Stranger: i havent ever done any bondage You: ah, when in a moment of passion, a little pain can be a great thing Stranger: yeah Stranger: you like bondage? You: what's the craziest thing you've done while fucking? Stranger: um, i havent done too much crazy stuff, just i guess slapping and stuff like that Stranger: what about you You: my ex boyfriend was pretty kinky Stranger: what did you two do there You: some mild stuff, handcuffs, tying each other down, hot wax, my ass Stranger: oh yeah? you like anal or what? You: not all the time, but when it feels right I'm usually up for it Stranger: thats cool Stranger: this talk is just getting me kinda hard haha You: haha really? Stranger: haaha yeah You: you weren't hard already from the porn? Stranger: i was just looking around at it, i didnt find anything good yet You: but I've been good then? Stranger: not too bad Stranger: do you like to suck dick? You: I do, but I prefer more adventurous things for the guy too Stranger: like what You: well You: my old boyfriend always liked this You: I'd suck it for a bit to moisten it, right? Stranger: yeah You: well, what happens when it's moistened the urethra itself tends to open up a bit more Stranger: where are you goin here You: well, I have this really thin steel rod that I'd put in there to stimulate his dick internally, while still licking his balls You: it helped make him ejaculate more Stranger: idk too much about that You: never tried it? Stranger: no i havent You: would you let me put it in your urethra? Stranger: only you You: why not try it on yourself? Stranger: idk, i'd rather a girl's touch You: it might be best to practice on yourself first though, since you can control it better. You: oh god, if you did that I'd probably make a puddle in my chair! You: *did I just say that? * Stranger: ohhh jeez You: ??? Stranger: i dont have a metal rod to try on though You: pens can work too, the rod was a bit thicker than that Stranger: oh jeez, thats pretty big You: it's the stretch that makes it feel so good, apparently. especially since the tip on a pen is so thin and it thickens. it's for beginners, I suppose Stranger: hm Stranger: how about i just try normal jerking it for now? You: this is an example of what I'm talking about http://tinyurl.com/2pr8m7 You: see how much he's enjoying it? Stranger: yeah, idk right now though Stranger: is that the only thing to get you off right now? You: to be honest, it would help a lot. Once you get used to something like that, a guy doing that for you normal masturbation will never turn you on the same way Stranger: well im just going to start stroking my cock, and ill see what that turns to You: that's cool Stranger: whatre you doing You: watching that video I sent you You: something so hot about it Stranger: you touching yourself at all or no? You: a bit, might need to watch some more porn though. I've never had it happen to me, but something about one girl pissing in another's mouth really gets me off too Stranger: thats pretty intense You: I'd also love to piss in a guy's mouth Stranger: alright thats not something im down with lol You:  would you atleast piss in mine?Stranger: sure if you want You: I wonder what your piss tastes like Stranger: you should be wondering what my cock tastes like You: all cocks tastes, basically, the same. but there are so many dynamics to the piss taste Stranger: wierd Stranger: what do you look like? do you have a pic? You: I have one, but I don't know how to share them on here Stranger: you can download it on www.imageshack.us Stranger: and send me the link You: okay You: one second You: do you have a pic too? Stranger: im sure i could find one You: cool, send one as well so I'm not left all alone here Stranger: k You: http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/133...419e8f11da.jpg did this work? Stranger: yes You: haha cool You: now you! Stranger: http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/9756/photo2yyk.jpg Stranger: does that work? You: do I click it? Stranger: copy and paste You: ah okay You: sorry, I'm not very good at the internet heh Stranger: lol You: you're cute, but you have a strangely scared look in your eyes or something haha Stranger: lol, i was just watching tv Stranger: you look good too You: nooooo *hides face in embarrassment* Stranger: yes you do! Stranger: i'd fuck you You: what else would you do? Stranger: and not be ashamed You: talk to me dirty Stranger: hm i would start with your tits Stranger: what size are they? Stranger: ? You: they're only Cs, nothing massive Stranger: well then if you arent too keen on then Stranger: i would work my way down to your pussy, and go to town, eating away... then i would tease you with my cock, around your pussy... Stranger: work my cock up to your mouth, and force it in your mouth, let you suck me for a little bit, before i come... i would put it in your pussy and let you ride me until im done... then i will pee in your mouth if you want, lol You: would you let me spit that piss on your face after? that'd be so hot Stranger: i dont think so, sorry You: this sounds like it's much more about you than it is about me Stranger: what would you want to do to me then You: hmmm, something about seeing a man in a submissive position does a lot for me, would you let me tie you to a bed? Stranger: sure You: =) what if I had you on your stomach so that I could rub your back with some of my oils (and some of my pussy juices)? Stranger: sounds good You: could I atleast try putting on my strap on and giving you some pleasure too? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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hahaha
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06.02.2009, 01:34 AM
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: hi Stranger: ASL? You: male You: 2 You: years old Stranger: nice You: touching my pee pee You: mommy took my diaper off hours ago You: her mistake Stranger: I'm 100.1/yes/internet You: i've been cumming all over her parental mags You: haha she's gonna be so pissed at me Stranger: lol You: i bet she won't even nurse me tomorrow You: no titties for me tomorrow You: squash for sure Stranger: lol You: i don't give a fuck You: i'm gonna leave a nice yellow shit on her pillow Stranger: lol You: that'll learn her to keep diapers in stock Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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06.02.2009, 01:44 AM
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: where r u from? You: georgia You: u? Stranger: jp You: jurassic park? Stranger: Japan You: oh :-( You have disconnected.
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06.03.2009, 02:28 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: antwerp.
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06.03.2009, 05:28 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: cybatraz!
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Vulva...you are a God
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