Unfashionable Disasters - Page 5

demonrail666 · 05.13.2008, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

peaches geldof is probably the least sexy person in london.

Yeah, you're sort of right but I just kept imagining her naked while chatting to her. Even that wasn't too sexy, but ya know. Best to make the best of a bad lot and all that. She has a weird mouth.

floatingslowly · 05.13.2008, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

2012 can't come soon enough...

praise Quetzalcoatl!

Toilet & Bowels · 05.13.2008, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Yeah, you're sort of right but I just kept imagining her naked while chatting to her. Even that wasn't too sexy, but ya know. Best to make the best of a bad lot and all that. She has a weird mouth.

i didn't get to chat to her, i just got introduced and then she had to run off to the toilet. it was the same day that the news of the world had her on the front page for drugs.

demonrail666 · 05.13.2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i just got introduced and then she had to run off to the toilet.

Do you find this happening a lot when being introduced to people? Sounds worrying.

!@#$%! · 05.13.2008, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Sorry you think the thread is dull but there is a kind of logic to its title in that some events are evidently more 'fashionable' than others. As Glice says, and I agree, we live in a world where information is at an optimum, but real knowledge regarding the details of these events (and/or emotional responses to them) cannot possibly keep up. So people cherry-pick depending on what causes are 'in' that season.

Either way, just for those like GMKU that thought the thread was gonna be about clothes, here's a rather sexy picture of the editor of American Vogue, Anna - 'nuclear' - Wintour:

she lookes like a tightassed hag. sexy?? well everyone likes different things-- whip-wielding dominatrixes (spelling?) are not my thing.

Toilet & Bowels · 05.13.2008, 10:03 AM

never noticed it before, but if i either make people shit themselves or piss themselves, or come in their pants then i'm not that bothered, it could be quite amusing.

Rob Instigator · 05.13.2008, 10:10 AM

your name IS toilet & Bowels after all

demonrail666 · 05.13.2008, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

whip-wielding dominatrixes (spelling?) .

I wonder if the plural of dominatrix is dominatri?

Either way, here's another one of 'Nuclear' Wintour that never fails to give me the horn:

And here's a picture of Chris Martin pretending to be poor:

05.13.2008, 10:12 AM

I'd rather eat apples than call my children such ''organic'' names.

!@#$%! · 05.13.2008, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I wonder if the plural of dominatrix is dominatri?

Either way, here's a picture of Chris Martin pretending to be poor:

dominatras? dominatres? i really never went past page 5 of my latin book.

05.13.2008, 10:14 AM

On the subject of echo warriors, anyone who spends their time emphatically reminding others about those issues is a complete and utter twat.

!@#$%! · 05.13.2008, 10:19 AM

ps-- i saw you edited

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Either way, here's another one of 'Nuclear' Wintour that never fails to give me the horn:

christ no. but whatever makes you happy. we won't even have to fight for her!

demonrail666 · 05.13.2008, 10:20 AM

I dunno, celebs are great at getting to the real heart of a problem. Far better than so called experts or politicians. As for me, I'm gonna adopt me a little african baby to parade around Wimbledon Village with. I'm gonna keep it hungry though. Don't want to pollute it with our corrupt Western values. I wanna respect its culture.

demonrail666 · 05.13.2008, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ps-- i saw you edited

christ no. but whatever makes you happy. we won't even have to fight for her!

AGEIST!

05.13.2008, 10:26 AM

You ought to also have dreadlocks, smoke pot and wear Jamaican clothes to show the world that you really care because, you know, that's what black people do all the time. They don't happen to be lawyers, doctors, nurses etc, no, they all spend the time smoking pot and talking bollocks in the same language, 'cause they all come from the same place and have this super-power that allows them to speak all the same language, no matter what continent they are from.

!@#$%! · 05.13.2008, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

AGEIST!

hey, it's not the age, it's the tight mouth and cunty facial expression and that tense body language.

i like women more plump and with a cheery disposition. you know-- relaxed, happy, fucky.

oh i bet she's great in the sack

now this is a bit, wow, beyond my limits.

demonrail666 · 05.13.2008, 10:37 AM

Very good point Sarramkrop. Success is after all a Western bourgeois construct supported solely by dead white Europeans. But so long as we can't limbo dance like our tinted brethren, will we ever REALLY be happy? I think not. I mean look at these little fellows. Through liberal Western eyes, they're just some poor little 'fricans, but look at those cheeky smiles. I NEVER smile like that, and I'm fuckin' LOADED.

demonrail666 · 05.13.2008, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

hey, it's not the age, it's the tight mouth and cunty facial expression and that tense body language.

erm .. cunty facial expression-phobe

!@#$%! · 05.13.2008, 10:39 AM

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hey, it's not the age, it's the tight mouth and cunty facial expression and that tense body language.

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erm .. cunty facial expression-phobe

ha ha-- definitely YES

eatmychild · 05.13.2008, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Very good point Sarramkrop. Success is after all a Western bourgeois construct supported solely by dead white Europeans. But so long as we can't limbo dance like our tinted brethren, will we ever REALLY be happy? I think not. I mean look at these little fellows. Through liberal Western eyes, they're just some poor little 'fricans, but look at those cheeky smiles. I NEVER smile like that, and I'm fuckin' LOADED.

Haha but you aren't being told to smile for a butter sandwich.

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05.13.2008, 10:12 AM	#89
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I'd rather eat apples than call my children such ''organic'' names.
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05.13.2008, 10:14 AM	#91
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	On the subject of echo warriors, anyone who spends their time emphatically reminding others about those issues is a complete and utter twat.
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05.13.2008, 10:20 AM	#93
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I dunno, celebs are great at getting to the real heart of a problem. Far better than so called experts or politicians. As for me, I'm gonna adopt me a little african baby to parade around Wimbledon Village with. I'm gonna keep it hungry though. Don't want to pollute it with our corrupt Western values. I wanna respect its culture.
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05.13.2008, 10:26 AM	#95
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	You ought to also have dreadlocks, smoke pot and wear Jamaican clothes to show the world that you really care because, you know, that's what black people do all the time. They don't happen to be lawyers, doctors, nurses etc, no, they all spend the time smoking pot and talking bollocks in the same language, 'cause they all come from the same place and have this super-power that allows them to speak all the same language, no matter what continent they are from.
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05.13.2008, 10:37 AM	#97
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Very good point Sarramkrop. Success is after all a Western bourgeois construct supported solely by dead white Europeans. But so long as we can't limbo dance like our tinted brethren, will we ever REALLY be happy? I think not. I mean look at these little fellows. Through liberal Western eyes, they're just some poor little 'fricans, but look at those cheeky smiles. I NEVER smile like that, and I'm fuckin' LOADED.
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