[knox]

Originally Posted by afonso

The patroness, yes. That's not the one I'm referring to.

One is a virgin while the other sadly isn't.
One costs more money but the dead one is more influential.

[knox]

Originally Posted by afonso

I have no idea of what you're talking about.
Are you in town already?

No, it'll be next month, for a couple of days only.

[Adolfo]

 

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

But I really, really, really, really, really, really
wanna have a chance with you baby, say
As long as ya knows is love ability
Loving someting gone ah back to school I never kid, WOW!

See dem gonna really wanna dub it with ya majesty
An' say I'm gonna dub it with ya majesty
An' I know I'm gonna dub out dem society
An' I's a really gonna dub out dem society
An' I sure am ah gonna dub it with ya majesty

 

[Pookie]

Fun facts about Catherine Middleton:

1) Catherine is allergic to ginger hair.

[Genteel Death]

This thread made me want to attend the royal wedding, and I will. It's probably going to be more fun waiting in the rain than reading how much our Nicky is outraged by it.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

the day someone can troll me with something other than the insinuation that i am too angry or otherwise emotionally unsound in contrast to the chilled snarkiness of the troller is the day this board becomes worth reading...

Sweetie, you're on this forum 24/7. It must be worth reading.
kisses

[floatingslowly]

that's rich. porkypie's willfully forgetting his other two MAX_POSTS user names as well as their constant proclivity toward daily meltdowns. glass houses shouldn't throw black kettles.

if the current owner of the Porkmoreass user name password would like to pm me with it, we can start to have some real fun.

jussssst ttttake mmy ppppassword you gggguys. II cccant hanndleeee bbeeeing this ppppopular annnny more!!! ;(


this board is and always has been DREK, although I suspect that there's more of that old fashioned trademarked witicism on the way. please stand back and keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times!!$

[Pookie]

 

"You're only falling for this crap because you're being screwed by the Tories again"

[Genteel Death]

The difference is that all you ever contributed to this forum is inane jokes on how, at your age, you're a robot or some other silly crap. Which, you know, makes you come across as desperate to be liked. Surely I used to post a lot, and enjoyed coming here more regularly, but so did a number of posters who made the forum a more entertaining place to spend (or waste, depending on your take on it) time in here. Not many of them around anymore, plus the word seems to be that SYG reached rock bottom. I am flattered that you still go through my posts now, and a little puzzled that you ignore the content of some of them. Then again, Glice pointed out, rightly, that you seem the sort of person who finds it hard to be ignored. I avoided pointing that out a few times before because that's about the only thing I find genuinely amusing about yourself. You see, if you love me so much, dear flotz, you have to earn it.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

when i spend too much time on this dismal shithole its due to the inherent mediocrity and inertia of early 21st century culture.

when you do it its cos you're a fat old lonely bastard.

do keep up.

Will you be my friend and stop this pain, sweetheart? XxX

[floatingslowly]

"at my age". that's a tall and slippery pillar you've put yourself upon.

the bitter truth, butterball, is that you are the worst offending troll this board has ever seen. you are simply too high on your anal fumes to be able to see it clearly.

I would have added you to ignore long ago if you weren't such a dedicated plaything.

that said, your worship has been declined.

[Genteel Death]

Ok. You're old enough to live with it. I don't give that much of a shit.

[floatingslowly]

I'm shaking with RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Genteel Death]

I'm well pissed off myself.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

there was a time when i might have accepted your flattery, but that was before i saw your picture.

You're hurting my feelings so much, I have thrown an almost full packet of Wotsits out of the window. If you don't care about me, at least have the decency to respect my choices in comfort food, you little shit.

[SONIC GAIL]

Yall are cracking me up this am.I am still drunk from last night. I forgot that I drank a 5th of whiskey until I could not find the bottle this mornig. Still don't know what the fuck i did with it.

[Genteel Death]

But I AM a 14 year old girl with a pop career!!

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

if you'd have gotten off your arse and tried to catch them before they fell to the ground you'd have seen me standing there with a rose between my teeth and a boombox playing lonesome cowboy by year of the lips.

but since you can't be bothered i'm off home and i'm never coming back.

The only thing I saw when I finally dragged my obese body to look out of the window was a bunch of rats feasting on crisps you made me throw away in a bout of induced self-hate. That's 99p I'll never get back, and I dread making my way down the stairs because the sunshine will expose my ugliness to a world that's suffering enough already.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

yet in your videos, you prance around in skimpy string vests and g strings, but try and airbrush the 40 year old man out. you just aren't cool enough to let the fat hairy gut hang out but make it look PURPOSEFUL. make it part of your actual image. you just aren't weird enough to go that far.

you're not a freak, just another popstar.

and that's why i can never love you.

Do you think that if I replace the sorry state my body is in with a real 14 year old, my chances of making it as a pop star will become a tangible reality? Simon Cowell won't reply to my emails.