[amerikangod]

I've been breaking out in severe boners.

[amerikangod]

I'm off. dave, you be my eyes.

[davenotdead]

i'm falling asleep. this sucks

[akprodr]

Ya know I'd even settle for a cleavage or bra shot. Or t-shirt pulled up--I love the underside of boobs. Doesn't have to be nipples.

[space]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Aren't you publicly married to a chick on here already? I try not to decipher what's real and what is not on this board, but since I've taken sexual interest in you you've become my little project. I want to know you.

no sir, I'm no longer married. I want to say that I've mentioned my separation in passing here (somewhere) because I would never sully ink's honor intentionally, but I guess I can be fairly vague at times, and I apologize for not being more forthcoming.

and by forthcoming, I mean, coming four times.

[ink.]

maybe today is a boob day.

[_slavo_]

everyone's anxious. go, ink, go!

[Rob Instigator]

 

[Rob Instigator]

 

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by ink.

maybe today is a boob day.

 

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

the suspense is killing me. several rashes have broken out on my skin since i started this thread.

BOOM

 

[akprodr]

Boobies, please?

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by space

no sir, I'm no longer married. I want to say that I've mentioned my separation in passing here (somewhere) because I would never sully ink's honor intentionally, but I guess I can be fairly vague at times, and I apologize for not being more forthcoming.

and by forthcoming, I mean, coming four times.

I'm pretty sure I counted five times, although one could have just been a dried plug loosening up and washing out with the pre-cum. It was certainly mealier than the subsequent testicular expectorations.

I sometimes ignore the board entirely for days at a time and I certainly don't review every thread, so you may very well have been clear about this. My condolences, and simultaneous congratulations on new ventures.

Being what it is, would you appreciate it if I no longer requested to see this woman's breasts (even though I know that she never posted them to begin with, nor does she have any intention to)? I don't have the ability to be respectful to a woman, but I can certainly be respectful to a man that has laid claim to a woman.

[ni'k]

Originally Posted by space

no sir, I'm no longer married. I want to say that I've mentioned my separation in passing here (somewhere) because I would never sully ink's honor intentionally, but I guess I can be fairly vague at times, and I apologize for not being more forthcoming.

and by forthcoming, I mean, coming four times.

aw that muzt b veri sux 4 u now thatz u r nut mareeyd 2 foenix but amembar wizreds nad u wil chear upz.

 

 

[space]

oh, this wizard is just getting started.

and I have not been married phoenix.

that said, she can post her tits anytime she wants. I'm not a jealous man?

that said, I can't imagine any girl would want to post any part of themselves after a thread like this one.

her tits (and every part of her) are more special than you undeserving cunts should ever see!

well, maybe except for amerikkkangawd, because he's just keepin' it real.

/knucklebumpz

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by space

well, maybe except for amerikkkangawd, because he's just keepin' it real.

/knucklebumpz

Some heartfelt knucks, bro, KNUCKS.

And thank you for vouching for me as a candidate to see breasts, I understand that your opinion carries a lot of weight.

[ink.]

this thread is so funny.

[davenotdead]

explain how i am not keeping it real.

[ni'k]

Originally Posted by space

I can't imagine any girl would want to post any part of themselves after a thread like this one.

exactly. what then would they have left? nothing. im not talking about all the girls here. just most of them. who only come to be the empty shells of male desire they are rewarded with oggling for by a bunch of fucking 12 year old girl vomit bukkake anal rape fetishists.

you know those girls who only post in the post a picture of yourself thread and rarely anywhere else and keep themselves in line, not talking when the men are discussing their music ego/dick complex, who pout and preen and look pretty but are totally vacuous otherwise?

they can never post the pussy/tits picture they are always hinting it and silently tempting the j/o'ing hordes with, because then they would have given too much away, and become empty attention whores who would have to up their game forever.

that's about 20% of what goes on on this board.

the other 70% is people being dicks about music and shit and trying to be the king dick with their sarcastic put downs.

the final 10% is stupidity.

thus the pie chart of life is complete.

again i am not talking about ALL the girls here because there are many who kick ass. in fact i wish the ones that don't would reply to this and rip me apart for it because they would be acting interesting for once.

[ink.]

Originally Posted by ni'k

because they would be acting interesting for once.

everyone is here to entertain themselves. so however they do it...