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Old 07.16.2009, 12:30 PM   #81
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Getting fucked up on vodka then eating some cereal. With milk. Yeah that shit went wonderfully.
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Old 07.16.2009, 12:39 PM   #82
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I wouldn't say anything I've done was particularly dumb - there's nothing dumb about having a good time - but eyeballing vodka isn't happening again in a hurry, and the odds of a spirited tampon entering my arse again are fairly small.
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Old 07.16.2009, 12:40 PM   #83
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Also, Fenny will be drunk again only after some very serious consideration.
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Old 07.16.2009, 12:42 PM   #84
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christ my list is endless.

saying the wrong thing is usually my forte. its horrible when you wake up from a drunken night out and realise what ou did in that hazet way and then it all comes crashing back.
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Old 07.16.2009, 01:06 PM   #85
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I do that a lot too.
Sometimes I tend to trash a lot of stuff too and I'm suprised I haven't got caught yet (and I hope I never will)
I also fall asleep at various places. Examples: at the bar and once I woke up in the bathtub and I still have no fucking clue how I got there.
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Old 07.16.2009, 01:16 PM   #86
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Cried like a baby to my straight-edge bf.
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Old 07.16.2009, 02:20 PM   #87
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can somebody please call a cab for this thread?

there's no way I'm letting it drive itself home.



also: the only posts that make me think that drinking might be a good hobby to take up, are my own.
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Old 07.16.2009, 02:23 PM   #88
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Going back to work and passing out under my desk was a good one. Also: stealing a crate of beer from work, nearly getting booted out of a hotel in Amsterdam, and many other embarrasing moments. Ah, sweet alcohol and irresponsibility - a perfect combination.
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Old 07.16.2009, 02:39 PM   #89
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I forgot the time we jumped the patio rail and skipped out on the tab.
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Old 07.16.2009, 02:59 PM   #90
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the DUMBEST thing ive done when drunk was driven home, way too wasted, from too far away, realized it when i walked in my door i was thankful for the wall because it was the only thing holdn my ass up off the floor.
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Old 07.16.2009, 03:00 PM   #91
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I've cycled home when shitfaced, but I do recall cycling home when stoned to be much more fun, not to mention slooooow.
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Old 07.16.2009, 03:04 PM   #92
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The dumbest thing I've done while drunk is way too dumb to post in this thread. Worse than drunk driving, even. So I'll post the second dumbest thing.

As some of you know I like to call people when I'm drunk. So one day I called every single person in my phone and proceeded to leave them drunken voicemails. Multiple times. And I didn't just say "hey what's up", I proceeded to tell them exactly what I thought of them and point out their various awkward social insecurities and reminisce about their most awkward and embarrassing moments (like that loser they screwed in the backseat of their car, the time they got drunk and threw up all over the parking, and the time they laughed so hard they peed all over the gym floor) while inadvertently laughing in their faces.

Needless to say some of them haven't really forgiven me...
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Old 07.16.2009, 03:05 PM   #93
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talked.
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Old 07.16.2009, 03:06 PM   #94
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tc - I'd wish you'd called me up and done that to me. It would've brightened up my day, made me cry, made me think, and then made me want to sing "Mother".
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Old 07.16.2009, 03:07 PM   #95
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Oh how I wish I did Melly, but this was before our Danzig times. Maybe you would've had the balls to tell me to stop, because the three other people i was with didn't, they were encouraging me.
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Old 07.16.2009, 03:09 PM   #96
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Ha, I've just recalled the time you nearly got me to buy you a pizza whilst on the phone - that's got to be worth a gold star or two at least.
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Old 07.16.2009, 03:10 PM   #97
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HAHA! I was telling Jade about that the other day! We were both sloshed if I remember correctly.
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Old 07.16.2009, 03:12 PM   #98
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That's right, I was pretty hammered, and getting annoyed how it wouldn't accept my credit card details, if I recall correctly. And you were saying, "Come on Melly, I'm hungry!".
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Old 07.16.2009, 03:12 PM   #99
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The only reason it didn't go through is cause it was like, after 11 or something. otherwise I would've had a pizza and you would've been short about $15.
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Old 07.16.2009, 03:15 PM   #100
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That's right, everywhere was shut at your end, and I was stilll trying to order online *facepalm*. Still, in them days, $15 would have been cheaper than getting one here. I think I ended up asking you to do Sarah Palin impressions.
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