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Old 08.22.2009, 02:10 PM   #81
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2100/9000/whatever. I come from a time after yr's. a time run by insurance companies and game shows.
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:10 PM   #82
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i have found gatorade prior to binge drinking will kill a hangover. i should wear a helmet during contact sports IN bars and i tip like a bitch... that's why i'm taken care of during my binge drinking. and tornadoes are awesome. i have decided, however, that we mispronounce schedule.
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:11 PM   #83
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mispronounce the letter 'zed'. You're fucked, basically

repeat after me: SUPERRR NOVAAA. no no no not supa nover. SUPERRR NOVAAA.

let's try OBAMA. no, good gawd, not obomber. this just isn't going to work.
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:14 PM   #84
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i have found gatorade prior to binge drinking will kill a hangover. i should wear a helmet during contact sports IN bars and i tip like a bitch... that's why i'm taken care of during my binge drinking. and tornadoes are awesome. i have decided, however, that we mispronounce schedule.

you should always wear a helmet, retard.

i better go clean the toilet now like the bitch boy i am.
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:14 PM   #85
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you should always wear a helmet, retard.

i better go clean the toilet now like the bitch boy i am.


har.
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:15 PM   #86
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^^^ the result of getting up to get a drink. I did not post that. hijackers on the loose. LET'S ROLL.
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:16 PM   #87
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excuse: "I called me a name". is nothing sacred?
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:18 PM   #88
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i once enthralled an entire roomfull of ohioans by managing to make the words 'marry', 'mary' and 'merry' sound different from one another.

I've never ever heard an English person pronounce Obama '"obomber". O'barma maybe, (which is how I say it) but never "Obomber"

And where the fuck in the world is "Eye-Rack"?
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:22 PM   #89
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hahah i say eye rack. i'm a full on okie piece of shit though. i even say ya'll. and yeah it's not y'all... because it is ya all. it isn't uncommon to hear me say fuck all ya'll. wow, that made my eyes cross. i do not sound remotely like say... reba or toby keith (both okies too)

i listen to BBC news every day and they say obomber!
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:24 PM   #90
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yeah but the bbc aren't english, they're the bbc.

and see if you can say "mary", "marry" and "merry" without making them sound the same.
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:29 PM   #91
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well i just did a mary et al performance for the bot and the answer is no. he laughed.
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:32 PM   #92
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aluminium!
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:39 PM   #93
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i just checked the social security statement the government sends out periodically.... the bot and i have paid in $120,000 (both our amounts together) since 1986 to medicare alone. we will never see a penny of that.
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:40 PM   #94
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can you imagine if we'd invested that?
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:46 PM   #95
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well obviously i can imagine that. i mean, my imagination is one of my only strengths. it is one of the reasons i am kept in a lock box in switzerland with access only to band webpages and photos of beautiful animals.

but if i may... dudes and super models, don't be investing unless you know what you're doing. that shit WILL vanish.
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:48 PM   #96
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well obviously i can imagine that. i mean, my imagination is one of my only strengths. it is one of the reasons i am kept in a lock box in switzerland with access only to band webpages and photos of beautiful animals.

but if i may... dudes and super models, don't be investing unless you know what you're doing. that shit WILL vanish.
i heard about this guy named madoff. he's going to make me rich!
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Old 08.22.2009, 02:52 PM   #97
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there's a nigerian guy i met online who's going to deposit over a half a million into my account and I get fifteen percent. he doesn't answer his emails but he's a prince or something, so i'm assuming he's busy.
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Old 08.22.2009, 03:02 PM   #98
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at least nigerians can speak proper english.
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Old 08.22.2009, 03:08 PM   #99
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run my jawa investors! run! they are onto you! FUCK Tittylane and its fucked up shit, fucking RUN - where? I don't fucking care. Freeze your cocks off in Hoth! Get into guttastic motels!

Fuck you!
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Old 08.22.2009, 04:17 PM   #100
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Embarrasement is America's favorite passtime.

But even if we don't have as much money as before, we still've got the fucking nukes, man.
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