how many orgasms do you have a day, usually? - Page 5

Dead-Air · 09.17.2009, 12:17 AM

I don't know how far back to go to compile the average.

Of late, less than one a day based upon many days without thinking about that. I think about sexual relations more than I think about sex. It's neither old age nor Zen. Just wanting ecstasy to have it's place and not be a rut.

Which doesn't mean a fantasy or porn doesn't work, just that it isn't a necessity and some fantasies don't involve shooting a load. At least not at first...

Satan · 09.17.2009, 12:19 AM

what the fuck is sexual relations?

terriblecanyons · 09.17.2009, 12:19 AM

a funny term for fucking?

Dead-Air · 09.17.2009, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

what the fuck is sexual relations?

good fucking question

Dead-Air · 09.17.2009, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

a funny term for fucking?

nah. Sex is fucking, fucking is sex. It's "making love" if you have a joint checking account or other financial entanglement.

Probably just all the acid I took in the '80s filtered through tonight's wine and weed into a romanticized vision of dolphins swimming though giant barnacles.

I'll shut up now before Glice neg reps me again...

terriblecanyons · 09.17.2009, 12:26 AM

making love is fucking too.

Dead-Air · 09.17.2009, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

making love is fucking too.

Absolutely. Just more expensive.

terriblecanyons · 09.17.2009, 12:29 AM

And a little watered down. at least in the traditional sense.

Satan · 09.17.2009, 12:29 AM

ahaha

i'm not the romance type...

Dead-Air · 09.17.2009, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

And a little watered down. at least in the traditional sense.

Even with belts and candle wax it still costs more than prostitution.

Dead-Air · 09.17.2009, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

ahaha

i'm not the romance type...

I envy you. I couldn't get addicted to meth, but romance, I can't kick despite every possible reason staring me in the face.

terriblecanyons · 09.17.2009, 12:32 AM

I'm a hopeless romantic.
and I kind of hate it.

Satan · 09.17.2009, 12:33 AM

i love love. but i hate 'romantic' sex.

Dead-Air · 09.17.2009, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

I'm a hopeless romantic.
and I kind of hate it.

I'm not hopeless. I have this romantic hope that I'll come to my senses...

Dead-Air · 09.17.2009, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

i love love. but i hate 'romantic' sex.

Anybody who'd have sex with one of the Romantics...

But seriously. If you and the person you love both love it, it's romantic whether you want it to be or not. If one of you loves it and the other isn't sure, that's a unrequited romance too. A romantic dinner followed by animal fucking is certainly "romantic sex".

Kloriel · 09.17.2009, 12:36 AM

a hottub with barely warm water and 437 severed cocks

Satan · 09.17.2009, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

animal fucking

whoa whoa whoa

we're not welsh, man

Aaaadrpk · 09.17.2009, 01:07 AM

Inhuman · 09.17.2009, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ploesj

is your girlfriend pregnant?

nope, she just loves kids and talks about being pregnant a lot. I think it's a sign. She's only 19.

infinitemusic · 09.17.2009, 01:21 AM

Dump her!! It will only get worse

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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	ahaha i'm not the romance type... __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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