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#11881 |
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pbradley... I collect your hairs and put them in bags.
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#11882 | |
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#11883 |
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"One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife." |
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#11884 |
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Kinda hard to piss far when you don't have a penis.
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God always making excuses aren't you?
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That is but one of three scoring criteria. The width and creativity categories are where you separate the men from the boys from women from the girls.
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Let's be buddies pbradley. I promise it will be fun.
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I count the number of steps you take and divide it by 7. |
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I have a pipe connecting to your house that collects all your used bathwater and sends it straight into my drinking water supply. |
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I post serious lines to the hyenas and this is what I learn.
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#11893 |
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Um... okay. Someone's panties are in a bunch tonight. Anyways, so what do you say to my proposition? Are we buddies? We could do our nails.
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When you're sleeping I like to whisper the words "mayonnaise" and "dickbutt" in your ear. Also, I roll around in your dirty clothes. |
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I've been alone with you Inside my mind And in my dreams Ive kissed your lips A thousand times I sometimes see you Pass outside my door Hello! Is it me you're looking for? |
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With a hip-hip and a clippity-clop
he's out looking for a head to swap so don't try to figure out a plan you can't reason with a headless man
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#11899 |
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Don't call it a comeback! I been here for years!
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whoop whoop that's the sound of da police
whoop whoop that's the sound of da beast
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